IMO, “You like to party?” is a question that NEVER leads to anything good

Not even a huge wrestling fan, but all this talk about John Cena makes me think about the funniest damn prank call I ever heard. Cant believe this is 11 years old. youtu.be/-NkhD3xquMU?...

The people who named it "Tar-zhay" are the people you threw under the bus, you absolute fucking losers.

This is going to be the worst day of your life. I'm bringing nunchakus. youtu.be/7pqQEk8uKps?...

I didn't know I needed Johnny Silverhand talking shit about Madden until now.

started playing cyberpunk 2077 and it's still got some bugs after like five years, but i kinda get it because the open world is so bewilderingly expansive and sophisticated with tons of crazy ideas crammed in there. ea sports has spent decades screwing up a flat rectangle with 22 guys and a ball

Post a you from a different era in your life.

There are few absolute constants in life. Waffle house employees being able to beat down unruly customers is one of them.

This take is horrid, but it coming from a human lice infection is extra preposterous. Buddy is the spawn of the fucking Mucinex monster, and he thinks he can look down on folks???

MAGA Sweeney can shove that fake ass apology up her ass! That last movie flopped and she don’t want this new one to flop, girl fuck that movie and you! Ain’t nobody forget that smug ass interview you did after that white supremacy ad…

Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.

This is that time of year where I point out that Sir Christopher Lee has a heavy metal Christmas album and it goes hard. Yes, *that* Sir Christopher Lee. Saruman, Count Dooku, Count Dracula, etc. youtu.be/hiRjmD9h-YY?...

Clumping together like lil league soccer players.

>Pulls up his rocking chair Technology ruined this generation. In 2025 most people have spent time wishing a special someone would text them. In 2001 3 Six Mafia was writing songs about how annoyed they were when women had the audacity to text them. youtu.be/OxmWMeskag4?...

Jalen Coker having the biggest day for Coke since Clipse dropped

Jalen Coker! Coke(r) boyz in the building tonight!!!!!!!!!!

The first rule of picking Panthers games is don’t pick Panthers games. Once you realize this you will be free.

Too many people are failing for talking about the paper and not the actual criticism given to the paper. They put the kid gloves on telling that girl that paper sucked and she still went and cried about how unfair it was. Only one snowflake I see, and she went running to TurningPoint.

Remember when Post Malone faked a rap career to get famous first?

Everybody on here loud about what they want… but are you also the person you’re asking for?

I hate when you have the same grocery list as a super attractive person and you constantly end up on the same isle as them. You really are just repeatedly in my way. I look in the mirror everyday. I know what I am. I don't plan on hitting on you. I just want some veggies, eggs and Lucky Charms.

This was my white whale for a long time, but the sourced audio sample during Xenogears' "Blazing Knights" boss fight track was taken from Christian Brando's manslaughter trial in 1990!

In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.

I loved computers but Office Space made me realize i didn't want to program. My first love doesnt pay enough to pay the bills. My second love was dead end. A terrible boss ruined another career choice that could have paid well. And now I am back to computers and IT. Took a long ass path.

I hope that man is choking, crying , screaming

CounterfeitWaah, why aren't you going to put ornaments on your tree this year? New family kitten:

Same energy

From the top of the fucking mountain! 📣📣📣

Something that is little communicated to IT people of smaller companies (where I came from) by massive IT orgs (me now) is how delicate the attacker is. Nobody hacks a hospital on purpose. They operate at a scale by mechanisms you don't understand, and randomly end up there, and just do it anyway.

If you’re feeling down because you made a mistake, take a moment to listen to the sage advice of Masood Boomgaard. www.youtube.com/@selfhelpsin...

ICE employee among 16 men arrested in Bloomington sex trafficking sting, police say. "When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Hodges said during a press conference Tuesday. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."

Really truly never seen anything like it Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

I know John Woo is *pissed* he didnt have one of these for Castor Troy in Face/Off back in 1997.

Panthers fans. I adopted a new black cat this week. I told the family they don't get a choice, we're naming him Sir Purr. Gaze upon your new good luck charm.

"How much for one rib?"

I'd buy that for a dollar!

I just don’t see how we can pretend even for a moment that anything involving our federal government is remotely normal when the president is covering up his involvement in a child sex trafficking ring. Like, what are we doing here

I am a Black man, posting this while on an apparently extended “investigative leave,” so my GOVERNMENT EMPLOYER can look into my posts about Charlie Kirk. The First Amendment is dead and buried. USA! USA! USA! 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

Didnt have "Wholeheartedly agreeing with random white lady complaining for 15 minutes" on my 2025 bingo card. But sure, why the heck not. youtu.be/NBZv0_MImIY?...

Chris Brown ain't even the greatest entertainer cosplaying 1987 Michael Jackson. Fuck that half an octave struggling nigga

Real talk though. While i do find it funny that yet another super anti-gay Republican has to deny salacious gay rumors, i hate that this is starting to be viewed as a joke instead of the heinous decades of crime.

The tips traded in this look. Priceless. Two throat goats

Last night was the first night I slept through the whole night in recent memory. I'm going into today like

Noooooooooo Pigeeeeooonsss

I swear software was way more reliable when we used to buy it outright. SaaS is a scam straight outta the devil’s playbook 😂

SO WHY DID THEY CAVE

I’m convinced that they do these sporadic public displays just to signify that they finally have the meritocracy they have dreamt of which is one in which the most decorated and qualified woman can have her career derailed at the whims of the most mediocre and unqualified man.