Good morning! Shhhh. Karl is still sleeping

I got a need for cheese

Another earthquake???

[pushes you down the lake berryessa glory hole spillway]

Experienced a powerful throuple moment tonight while watching Foundation. During a moody cityscape scene Robert said “it got real Tron-y all of a sudden” and then, without missing a beat, all three of us said in perfect unison “hot tronny mess”

maybe an unpopular opinion but I don’t care for the inflatable holiday decorations you see more and more these days. lazy, feel like cheating. the halloween ones aren’t spooky at all

Loaned my bicycle which I haven’t used since moving to our current house to a friend whose Vespa is temporarily out of commission and seething in jealousy at them biking around town with it and telegraphing to me their joy of it

Bullying works, now call Newsom and tell him to sign expanded trans rights into law with AB 418 and other bills: lgbtqcaucus.legislature.ca.gov/legislative-...

tea

I’m beginning to worry the might of the scientific establishment isn’t bent towards finding a cure for tinnitus

Too many Democrats talk a big game about single payer healthcare — and where do things stand? Just more talk. As Governor, I wont talk — I’ll act.

Oh you wanted a disco-inflected album of exuberant pop songs about the life of a showgirl, contrasting the glitz and glitter with the humiliations of working in show business, complete with a full visual album of striking and interconnected music videos? That’s Showbiz Baby! by JADE is right there

Lurtz from LoTR

WATCH: ‘Portland Frog’ pepper balled by ICE agents

Passenger Glued To Airplane Window Like It Fucking 1956 https://theonion.com/passenger-glued-to-airplane-window-like-it-fucking-1956-1832728158/

My sweet boy 💙

Sucks being an adult *in these times* and stupid bullshit like “inflation” is something that affects me and not just something for the grown-ups to worry about

Moon welcomed us back home and now she’s peeking at me around every corner ☺️

Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop

Customer: (not on record) DMV: ? Verdict: ACCEPTED

RIP diva

wholesome folsom

📢 PUT VEEJAY IN EVERY SHOW 📢

Just thinkin’ about Young Tár ….

Taking my 80-year-old husband to dinner at Bricolage as soon as he writes me into his will

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

Convincing AI voice on YouTube video finally mispronounced a word in a way no native English speaker would

Charles II: Did you finish that statue of the Archangel Michael defeating the devil? Luisa Roldán: Si y yo hice la Diablo real fucking sexy, just like you asked

This is the best rapture yet

It is now autumn and so on cue there is a heat advisory in the San Francisco Bay Area

I am awake #earthquake

This is so gross. If this is the dreck that philosophers at prestigious universities are coming up with, then I am never going to let myself feel like a dilettante for reading philosophy on my own time and forming opinions about philosophical questions.

Agatha Christie's

My sweet boy

I’m not religious so I don’t really believe Donald trump is the anti-Christ but it’s crazy how much he is obviously the anti-Christ and the Christians love it

The Taking of Deborah Logan R 2014 Horror/Mystery

congrats to joe brandon and all the purported defenders of democracy who normalized cracking heads on student protestors in order to cover for israeli genocide. you really greased the skids for ol donnie trump to formally submarine the first amendment

I regret nothing, I don't apologize, kiss my ass.

I'm researching Latin American film stars and I'm OBSESSED with this Dolores del Rió outfit in Journey into fear

I’m a simple man. I see there’s a new movie out that stars Dakota Johnson, I search “showtimes near me”

They’re gonna The Skin I Live In the Charlie Kirk shooter

I know “every accusation is a confession” gets said a lot but holy shit this is a doozy. The whole conservative media sphere is funded by dark money and being the death drive for a third of the nation is its whole point. Keep buying guns. Don’t get vaxxed. No preventative care. Work until the grave.

It's very simple: "Death of the author" DOES NOT mean that you get to keep enjoying HP even though JK Rowling is a bigot. "Death of the author" DOES mean that Sam and Frodo are gay for each other, regardless of what Tolkien said or thought about it later.

My YouTube algorithm has gotten unhinged lately and is suggesting me videos of like Christian science-denying content or motivational speakers with AI thumbnails and idk what I did wrong to provoke this but I could use some good video recs to try to flush this out