Hear me out: Heat traded for Giannis. Now it’s just him and Bam. That ain’t winning the East. But July 8th is also the 16th anniversary of The Decision. Have it happen again. Send LeBron back to Miami. We can call this sequel….Get Him to the Greek

I would simply tell my defender to not pass back to the goalie in such a way that it ends with a Dembele-Mbappe 2v0

Messi electing to miss the PK so he can break the record in open play:

Finally, the VAR room answers the age-old question

I would die for my country Cabo Verde, a nation I totally knew the location of prior to 10 days ago

Cape Verde rn

i will not let some hitler youth dickhead running a govt twitter account ruin my enjoyment of our extremely multinational, diverse, and beautiful soccer team. thank you for your understanding at this time 👍

The USMNT can't park the bus because our country lacks the funding for public transportation.

🦅

*Thor voice* BRING ME BELGIUM

me at kickoff of every world cup game: oh this is nice to put on in the background, maybe the team with cool jerseys will win me 90 minutes later, literally every time:

What holding Spain to a 0-0 draw at the 2026 World Cup taught me about B2B sales:

Cape Verde

The hydration breaks halfway through each half is the secret American plot to force quarters onto the world's game

[turning on a world cup match] oh wow, cape verde, i wonder where that is [55 minutes later] if cape verde wins it will be the greatest day of my life

Ohhh look at me I'm New York City. I have an awesome basketball team with likeable players and a mayor that cares about making life better for every citizen man fuck you

Surely the same GM wasn't party to both Jalen Brunson and Luka Doncic's departures

New York won a title the year they elected a democratic socialist really makes you think

Do you think Zlatan is dyeing his hair/beard or do you think Zlatan’s genes just wouldn’t dare

YOU CANT BENCH HIM NOW, GREGG

Thank you, birthright citizenship, for that goal

The odds we ever see the real villains of this American era in prison feel very low, but I would settle for Alexi Lalas

Florentino Perez has just offered €150M for Folarin Balogun

Spain and France goals combined at the 2026 World Cup: 0 Czechia goals at the 2026 World Cup: 1 Really makes you think

you’re not a real widow’s bayer unless you can’t leave the island

From the creators of Rizzoli and Isles: Castle and Harper, this fall on TNT

Redwoods trading a first round pick for Croddick two days after he got claimed off waivers is really strengthening my argument that, if it were an open vote and not five finalists, Croddick wins the Tewaaraton

The “meet me in Temecula” of college football

All female remake of Heat where the diner scene is just these two frowning at each other

Still thinking about Obsession. Don't think I've seen an immediate star turn from an actress like that in a decade.

Syracuse watching this game and remembering ND can’t beat a zone

3 of the 4 championship weekend teams rocking the XRS. Everybody except Spallina on the Cuse offense seemingly also back in an XRS. Starting to think the Z sucks?

RIP Cristobal from Barry, you would've loved this weevil

This is the University of Central Florida. So many people really have no idea how much kids hate this shit.

Well sure, Barca may be up 2-0 already, but this Real team is resilient. They will fight together. They will - hang on, I am just being handed this newspaper

“The reason our Torment Nexus from the story Don’t Build The Torment Nexus is evil is because we trained it using the story Don’t Build The Torment Nexus.”

Matthew Tully is seeing the matrix right now

Hopkins putting players’ area codes on the back of the helmets this year is such a cool concept

Starting to feel personal that Neuer made 9 saves in a game vs Real and now refuses to make one (1) save vs PSG

30 Rock Breaking Bad Bojack Horseman Community Watchmen Avatar: The Last Airbender Justified Kingdom Friday Night Lights Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Succession Psych Better Call Saul Last Week Tonight The Colbert Report

This game has been another great argument that PSG-Bayern should be the final

Use code REDRAIDER5 for a no-sweat free bet today on whether or not he gets suspended, sponsored by FanDuel

Syracuse not beating the “can’t win outside” allegations yet 😔

Madden ass draft so far (complimentary)

🎶 WE SENT LOVE TO A HOPELESS PLACE 🎶

The lacrosse: very good today

Bayern-Real is stumblin' drunk (complimentary)

the value proposition is like "here's this really good super google thing! it's really useful! you can have it for the low low price of you will never work again."

thank god we’ve got our eye on the ball