Sir good luck when do you ship out

THAT’S MY QUARTERBACK EAST DILLON FOREVER

And now to present an award for screenplay, two guys who still don’t have a finished script for Avengers: Doomsday

“[There are no British actors nominated tonight]… a British spokesperson said, ‘well at least we arrest our pedophiles.’” — Conan O’Brien during the #Oscars  opening monologue.

Me leading up to the Oscars: there are two great contenders at the top. Either would be a respectable and deserved win Me the second they played the Sinners reel: if they don’t give it to Sinners, burn down the Academy museum

Really disrespectful for them to continue awarding Best Animated Short after Kobe won

Arda Güler just chipped that in from the moon. Good lord, what an absolute madman

It’s hard to blame woke DEI when the military is losing a war because of the straits.

The new Thorns kits may be horrendously ugly, but at least they are also…not the team’s colors

i couldn't resist defector.com/i-will-never...

"Dad, thank you for naming me after one of the greats. It has inspired me all my life" "You're very welcome, Federico Santiago Valverde Cochrane"

VALVERDE MARCA UN HAT TRICK EN 42 MINUTOS. ESTÁ JUGANDO TAN BIEN QUE YA NO HABLO INGLÉS

Valverde (who already plays centre midfield, right back and right wing) proving equally capable of playing striker. At this point, I assume he's also the emergency backup goalie and coaches the team if Arbeloa gets tossed

That is a hilariously great pass from Courtois and a hilariously bad decision by Donnarumma

Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends https://theonion.com/crab-just-happy-to-be-in-bucket-with-all-his-friends/

Being a Kobe stan should honestly be added to the next DSM

Sun Tzu (D-NY) - “When your enemy is making a mistake, fix it for him at great cost to yourself.”

Turns out lawlessness is not a winning strategy. See you at Nuremberg 2.0

we haven't had enough of these days in Trump 2. these days when some cartoonishly evil admin character gets fired (not for being evil, but over their 374th petty scandal) and we get off jokes in the too-small window before their replacement establishes how they'll be evil in a slightly different way

“Cost saving measure” lmao

Claude, it appears you killed my candidates Checking... You're right. I want to be clear, this is important--I killed your candidates.

2026 Ryan Croddick vs the Big 10 / vs the ACC

Imagine you're paying like $100 a month or whatever for Claude and realizing the government used the same shit to kill schoolchildren in Iran. And they're using your tax money to pay for it. So you're paying Claude twice to kill kids. Crazy.

Takeaway through 10 minutes: what the hell happened to this Princeton team against Penn State? Like I know Penn State had played two games already but damn

Vini running back the dancing-at-the-flag celly after Mourinho's comments last week? Hell yeah

This is why we shouldn’t trust any polls until at least a month into the season. Last week, Syracuse-Maryland was #1 v #2. This week, they both lose to teams in the teens. We know nothing yet

Joe and Merrick didn't get rid of this guy and Chuck and Hakeem keep handing over your tax money to him. The VOTERS saved the country in 2020 and the people we put in power pissed all that hard work away. They're not leaders. Demand more from your candidates.

Florentino Pérez flying to a remote cabin somewhere right now so that he can talk Pepe out of retirement for one last job

Whatever fines UEFA is preparing for Benfica, double them

It's days like this that I most miss having a Sergio Ramos or Pepe type for Real. While I appreciate Mbappe's vehement defense of Vini, I would've loved to see how Ramos would've handled things

Watching what Duke’s doing to Vermont right now at Koskinen

damian lillard coming back from hibernation in his portland jersey to win the three point contest and then doing the dame time celly…. are we back

Cuse v Maryland rn

“I could support him if it were in the 900,000s but once it gets to 7 figures I’m out” - guy the DNC is convinced exists in swing states, who they can only find if you give them between $5 and $30 today

David Fincher is the patron saint of this genre

This is literally what CURRENT LAW requires. It’s in the Constitution! www.politico.com/news/2026/02...

Drake's second worst Super Bowl ever

Good morning. The President of the United States was in the middle of the most serious child sex trafficking ring of the last quarter century. He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.

Church Committee 2: For Good

The Mavericks have now turned LUKA FREAKING DONCIC, Jaden Hardy, D'Angelo Russell, Dante Exum, Markieff Morris and Maxi Kleber into Max Christie, Khris Middleton, AJ Johnson, Malaki Branham, Marvin Bagley III, 3 firsts, 3 seconds and $55,000

He’s just describing The American Dream but you’re supposed to hate it for some reason

Do you know how f*cked up you gotta act to get banned from Xbox Live in *in 2013*?

🥺 👉👈 Please, Gestapo, you have to follow the laws this time

The Rams in the offseason not holding onto Cooper Kupp, now potentially losing for holding onto Cooper Kupp

Our youth has been SAVED by that taunting call. Thank GOODNESS. The children are PROTECTED.

This game has been bad, but look on the bright side: at least the Chiefs aren’t here 🤷‍♀️