ELITE HS club tourney uniform performance here from Washington United

He wouldn’t do it, but could you imagine if it had been Andrew Luck coming out of retirement for the Colts?

this chargers OL in its current state might be the worst pass blocking unit i have ever seen

A reminder that Dicker signed as a UDFA with the eagles out of Texas and they cut him

“If we simply drag them into the mud with us and hand them a rock, perhaps they’ll forget they have guns and accept our rock fight” -Jim Harbaugh every game since Alt got hurt

Sirianni wearing an Eagles hoodie with an Italian flag sewn onto the sleeve does nothing to quell my theory that he’s the real-life guy that Bradley Cooper’s character in Silver Linings Playbook was based on

“Our phone folds!” “Our phone is a Z and folds twice!” Whatever. Talk to me when one of y’all invents a phone that whips out to full length like a toy lightsaber

If they simply stall the NFL playoffs until April when the Chargers tackles are healthy again, look out, league

Box is turning the tide in the great Lax Wars. Soon we'll all be wearing ribbies and calling them loosies (complimentary)

massive clean hits by guys wearing the Guardian Cap is a Woke 2 indicator

Gus calling Bo Jackson “Bojack” my friend do you know you are calling that man a suicidal cartoon horse

Like Chip last year, someone in the NFL will hire Matt Patricia after this Ohio State season and then he will suck

If you’re in line to be the next head coach of Penn State football, STAY IN LINE

It’s super funny to me that Jaxson Dart is a huge Anakin Skywalker fan, because he’s gotta be a top 3 QB most likely to have any season end like this

2025 Chargers crawling into the playoffs

Herbert accidentally hitting the Windhorst “now why would they do that” while scoring vs the Raiders

This man has been mentored by JJ McCarthy and Carson Wentz. This was the perfect tribute to them both

Herbert really is just New Stafford

It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend

This whole saga is gonna be way funnier/sadder when LSU fires Lane Kiffin in 2029

TEEN: you’re the only one who understands me danny. my stupid dad won’t let me go see billie eilish with gretchen AI CHATBOT DANIEL PLAINVIEW FROM THERE WILL BE BLOOD: Your father is a bastard. Fit for a hole in the ground. You will go with Gretchen. Even if your father must die, as a bastard dies

1. Empire Strikes Back 2. Rogue One 3. Star Wars 4. Revenge of the Sith (but I watch it the most) 5. The Last Jedi 6. Return of the Jedi 7. The Force Awakens 8. Solo 9. Attack of the Clones 10. The Phantom Menace 11. Being thrown into the sarlacc pit to be digested over 1000 years 12. TROS

Starting to dislike Xabi Alonso as a manager. Real won so often under Ancelotti because of the vibes and the unity. He has ruined the vibes in the name of tactics, and said tactics somehow include starting 5 defenders vs Elche…

Dread it, run from it, destiny arrives all the same. Or should I say, Oregon does

I wanted to see this (via cbscfb)

You can put Big10 on the field for Oregon-USC but you can’t hide that these are Pac12 refs

every year someone does a study that’s like “we gave 100 homeless ppl money and their lives improved” and every year the government kills that guy

If I were a famous NFL writer or podcaster rn, I’d just tweet some shit like “Texans undefeated with Davis Mills 👀” and then go to bed with my phone on dnd

Jon Bernthal in the Pluribus universe: let us tell you something, mayne

Pound-for-pound, Shedeur Sanders is the most talented "keeps spinning backwards into 14-yard sacks" prospect the NFL has ever seen

Chargers should draft Sadiq. We can go two TE sets. Gadsden gets a better matchup. Herb loves TEs. Can be a blocker and another weapon

RGIII just said Jordon Davidson has “more moves than a military family”

What if all of this IS the scheme and Chauncey has been cashing tf in on Blazers bets for the last 3 weeks?

Thing I just realized: the least memorable US president has to be Zachary Taylor, because we’ve had an NFL head coach with that name for like 6 years and it has never once come up

ESPN: oh yeah, YouTube tv? Well look what happens when your subscribers miss this! *worst MNF of the year*

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

Aaron Rodgers is having a tough day on the job but at least he can go home and vent about it to his Real Girlfriend Who Exists

Why does Jamie Foxx in Collateral look like Mike Tyson as Herman Cain? (My brain is so cooked)

Penn State after getting a fourth quarter lead

Going to start claiming that Bo Nix is simply a Troy Franklin merchant

The Geno subplot tonight

best ending of all time, let's be real

It’ll never stop being funny/sad to me that to get labeled a “radical socialist” in US politics, all you have to do is gently ask for the basic minimum things that every other wealthy democracy has already had for years and years (paid maternity leave, minimum wage you can actually live on etc).