The ryerunner, a predatory herbivore from an alien planet covered with wheat. Much of their diet comes from hunting other herbivores in order to steal their stomach contents.

The willful ignorance of people on a daily basis frustrates me to no end. I told a guy on Friday I could buy some Magic cards off him in store, and gave him a time, and took his info down in case something came up like me getting sick or whatever. He shows up 5 hours ahead of time.

I’ll be honest I assume all straight marriages are loveless until a preponderance of evidence becomes available.

I SEEK THE WIDOW!

Reminding everyone, PLEASE, DO NOT sub to your favorite content creators through phone apps as it not only charges you more, it also takes a higher % from us AND to top it all off blocks the money from being received for 30 fucking days for some goddamned reason.

"so is it ok with a woman to be cringe and annoying on her account if shes a beautiful lesbian?" yes next question

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

for fuck safe 🤬 watchout those scammers.

The Crooked Moon is a 600+ page “folk horror” setting for D&D and the actual support for integrating a character into that is… practically none. 13 new ancestries, but at only 1 or 2 new subclasses per class it’s hard to shoehorn an idea in.

I legit fear for the overall game literacy of new junior designers in the coming years for various reasons and a big part of that is just, a lack of idiosyncratic games in many diets that aren't, like, tied to insidious monetization loops. Let people play games that are weird in honest ways, dude.

“Yes. It isn’t your dao. But eating is not most of our daos and we all still do it.” Rereading A Thousand Li: The First Stop by @taowong.bsky.social and I believe I have just stumbled upon my path to immortality. 🤣 🤣 🤣 🍝

"I'm trying to get into 3D printing, is there a market for that?" Resin? "No, FDM." ::I try really, really hard not to roll my eyes::

How Gordon sleeps knowing he would never rat out a comrade.

• last food: pepperoni Hot Pocket • last drink: chocolate milk • last book: Knights of the Silver Dragon: Secret of the Spiritkeeper • last show: Pluribus • last movie: Desolation of Smaug • current book: A Thousand Li: The First Stop • tonight’s dinner: pepperoni Hot Pocket • dessert: choc milk

Not just any journalist, she won the goddamn Triple Crown of broadcast journalism (an Emmy, a Peabody, and a Murrow) in 2024 for her reporting on Gaza. This is textbook censorship of the highest degree

Loom is like "We are the Celestial Keepers of the Five Flames. We are forging the Ten Thousand Year Blade of the Realm of Immortality. We are to overcome the Curse of Eternal Darkness placed on us by the Wise Fates." Bobbin: "Have you seen a swan around here?" "No." [leaves and never comes back]

ICE has kidnapped another Indigenous person in Minneapolis. This is the fifth member of the Očhéthi Šakówinnto be taken this month. Statement from Standing Rock:

Two major challenges that 4E faced were external to the edition itself. Wizards offered no good OGL for 4E, spawning competition (Pathfinder etc). Also the game was tied to a digital platform that failed. What if 4E hadn't faced these external challenges? (hey @shannonappelcline.bsky.social)

Trying to debate if I should get the hardcover version of a book instead of the paperback. Paperbacks tend to be convenient for me.

One of the small issues with painting miniatures for an RPG is that sometimes I have to sneak in a different color on several minis so they can be easily referenced in combat.

Please don't use the phrase "circling the wagons" uncritically, fellow white people

Daily morning reminder that there's only 3 days left for the #kickstarter for my #xianxia #epicfantasy before it closes. We're at CAD$18k so far, hoping to crack $20k so we hit our next stretch goal. Or the one right after. www.kickstarter.com/projects/sta...

I greatly enjoyed @talesofinitiative.bsky.social and their Tales of the Valiant three-shot, and while in their stream I had the fortune of winning a giveaway! Thank you so much to them for the great story, and the giveaway, and thanks to @koboldpress.com for supplying the prizes!

ROSEWATER is a point & click adventure in an alternate history old west about going on a journey with friends. It won an AGOTY Award for Art & Animation and was nominated for Best Performance at IndieCade. Get it for 25% off until January 26! store.steampowered.com/app/1226670/...

Unnerved that there is an alliance between cats and printers.

Guess who has two thumbs and Krull on Blu-ray?

Crab bucket mentality happens because of the constant cases of the escaped crabs absolutely wrecking the ones left behind in the bucket over and over again.

On Sunday we finished our Tyranny of Dragons (well, Horde of the Dragon Queen) campaign and it was alright. I had desires for it that went unfulfilled but it was a decent beer and pretzels kind of game twice a month for six months.

Swelling rage

If you interrupt an RPG villain’s monologue you are among the worst sort of people.

if you tell someone that you won’t vote for a candidate who shot their pet dog in the face for no reason, no one would object. but if you tell them you won’t vote for a transphobe who wants to make being trans illegal, you’re accused of having purity politics.

#Vamily, join Ramos, Abby, Ryssa, Aster, and Luna for S1E2 of our #vtm V5 Chronicle, 'Bloom in Blood.' We're live RIGHT NOW on twitch.tv/rollingnomads! Tonight, a coterie is formed and plans are made to investigate the new Prince of Phoenix... #actualplay #worldofdarkness

If you're looking for a sign to switch careers: this is the sign.

I dislike milestone leveling. In the Tyranny of Dragons game I’m in we gain a level basically every two sessions and that is far too fast. But the actual nail in the coffin came when we were in a cave hunting someone down.

Angie Craig is now arguing for the brilliant reform of ... making ICE wear body cameras. Angie, Jonathan Ross filmed himself killing a woman on his own phone and released it to the press.

Chuis toujours épuisée.

Old School isn’t what it used to be and that’s kind of the point. From Shadowdark to MÖRK BORG, the OSR has fractured into something stranger and more interesting. A look at the post-OSR identity crisis and what “old school” even means now. #TTRPG #OSR #TheRPGGazette #RPGBlog #GameDesign

Anxiety app: Be aware of cognitive distortions, like 'predicting the worst case scenario' Me: <Looks at the world right now> Uh... ok...

Working on some adventure conversion into Tales of the Valiant, as well as practicing the style. I'm doing Sokol Keep from FRC-01: Ruins of Adventure, aka the tabletop version of Pool of Radiance.

Working on some adventure conversion into Tales of the Valiant, as well as practicing the style. I'm doing Sokol Keep from FRC-01: Ruins of Adventure, aka the tabletop version of Pool of Radiance.

Greatly enjoying Reverse: 1999’s latest patch: Four Cozy Lesbians on a Train.

I think a way to be a better player is when a GM has a quick-start scenario for a game with pre-gen characters you play the goddamned pregen characters instead of demanding to make your own.

I don't typically talk about my erotic fiction consumption here but the last two weeks of updates at MCStories have not included any of the stories I've been reading and a girl has needs.

OMG okay so despite my previous post we fought a vampire today in Tyranny of Dragons and I HAVE NEVER FELT SO ALIVE! My god that combat was hair-raising and fun. My issue is that is the first truly enjoyable combat in like 10 sessions.

The fun thing about D&D 5E (2014) is that when you optimize your character it makes the only engaging part of the mechanics completely pointless!

This sapphic visual novel has 69 hours left to fund Haha Nice

A very special thank you to actual plays that take their story premises seriously. I know it’s hard, I know it doesn’t get you the views or the listens that an endless stream of silly characters, dick jokes, pop culture references, and bits gets you. But god when I stumble upon you it’s an oasis.

Those of you who still insist on drawing a distinction between ICE and police should be aware that the police are not drawing that distinction.