They put Guybrush Threepwood in a bottle

I have til about 8p eastern tonight, but if anyone has a need for cute critter emotes, I could use your help to extend my 70/30 (non gifted, non prime twitch subs). Thanks ^^

a ballroom has a core strategic weakness: the man in the back saying “everyone attack”

Hey— so, earlier in April, I lost my day-to-day job. I wanted to take time to process two years contributing to a company leading to this moment. It doesn’t feel great, and I’m not okay. I have enough saved to weather this month’s expenses, but that will soon end. ko-fi.com/bobbeigh/goa...

Top Five Engagement Bait Post Formats for 4/26/26 1. name 5 fave things (movies, food, etc) 2. name 5 most hated things 3. name thing you remember from [year] 4. guess the kHz of the tone generated by the voice of the worm at the center of the earth 5. top point guards of the 1970s

It'd be cool if instead of a guaranteed encounter like Shield & Spear, the Act 4 Elite in Spire 2 was one of the remaining Ancients you hadn't seen in that run. Each could have a distinct battle structured around their personality and style of gift.

In 1999, I was playing a decker in Shadowrun, and tried to distract a guard by hacking a water fountain to overflow, and my GM said "why would a water fountain be on the network? That's fucking stupid. No you can't try." Well it's 2026 and I just want you to know, Phil, that I FUCKING CALLED IT!

"You've got the power to be his friend" is such an intimidating thing to say about a video game character. Not only is being his friend a difficult goal requiring strength of will, you have to be reassured through song that it's even achievable

good posts today

yeah man i'll circle back to you on that agenda item from yesterday's all hands in just a sec. our pedophile king just threatened to destroy a whole civilization

(explaining train cycles in a speedrun) ok so imagine a bus,

I don't think I could make a joke better than this

When a Necrobinder build is going well

Super Meat Boy 3D twitch.tv/baronhaynes

That's right

Just a reminder that they still intend to do this, dont let the backlash die down, keep cancelling your subscription.

(discovering an intended synergy in the mechanics and using it effectively) haha this game's broken

The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit

9 games thing that's going around. There are games I play more than this, games I like more than this. But these are the ones that transformed how I thought about games in one way or another, the ones that have never fully left my mind since I first played them.

Still can't win with the Regent but having fun doodling

Being told that they're releasing the long-awaited sequel to cards today

2006, though I was doing unrecorded MMX sub-hour attempts in 2003

PSA Outer Wilds is 50% off on Steam till Thursday! This is the biggest discount it's ever gotten; usually sales max at 40%. store.steampowered.com/app/753640/O...

This is the most incredible footage of blue whales I’ve ever seen

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Got very near it: 23:13. Really strong benchmark, will be very hard to beat. This is a top 5 speedgame for me, it's so much fun to play. I'll probably continue, but was I very happy to get this run. www.twitch.tv/videos/27000...

More Dinosaur for 22:xx or near it twitch.tv/baronhaynes

More Dinosaur twitch.tv/baronhaynes

11 years into having a pastebin account, I've suddenly started getting email notifications for new comments(!?) on my pastes, all of them spam messages. I can't figure out how to disable comments or prevent emails from being sent, so I guess I just get them now. Great!

Dinosaur quickly twitch.tv/baronhaynes

please don't share your id with discord or any site lmao. unreal

when the walking animation is more exciting than the idle animation

The 1-2 sound is great, but this overlays the 3-6 sounds so you don't actually hear them

Never underestimate the willingness of companies like Adobe to betray their userbase, but in this case I genuinely wondered how they'd avoid backpedaling. "Don't use Adobe products, they can't be trusted to support them" was such a clear takeaway that someone there had to recognize it.

Primal Planet speedruns - This game's route has evolved to be one of my shortest speedgames and there's still time to get. Aiming for a 24 today and 23 eventually. twitch.tv/baronhaynes

CHOTINER: This game you like to play, what's it called? ME: Slay the Spire. CHOTINER: And you play it on the computer? ME: Yeah. Well, I also have it on my phone. I played another 300 hours. CHOTINER: And these other games in your Steam library. Have you finished them? ME: Now hold on a second,

Primal Planet speedruns continue twitch.tv/baronhaynes

You're gonna disagree with some moots about all the shit going on. Some people cope with the stress through optimism and some wish Chuck Schumer to be flung into the Potomac. Try not to be too dickish to people you largely agree with and focus your anger on America's real villain, Michael Rapaport

Primal Planet speedruns with new route that saves something like 6 or 7 minutes - twitch.tv/baronhaynes

Primal Planet speedruns continue until the winter storm stops me and kills all the dinosaurs twitch.tv/baronhaynes

Primal Planet Any% continues - sub-40 tonight (unless I don't) twitch.tv/baronhaynes

Primal Planet any% speedruns continue - twitch.tv/baronhaynes

Hey, I'm mikey, I'm disabled with ptsd and currently unemployed. I've had surprise expenses pop up this month, like sudden copays on my therapy sessions, along with basic necessities costing so much more. So I need some help covering things ko-fi.com/itmightbemik...

Continuing to speedrun a videogame in the year 2026 twitch.tv/baronhaynes

Found a game I liked with zero speedrunning footprint in the year 2026 and started routing it, doing some early runs twitch.tv/baronhaynes

Announcing ICE Breaker: A charity speedrun event by myself & @rrlat.bsky.social on Jan 30 - Feb 1 to support Minnesotans in defending from ICE. Submit runs: oengus.io/marathon/ice... Volunteer: forms.gle/51HEcBmhUC8X... Run submissions close Sunday. Volunteer apps have a soft deadline of Saturday

Slightly diminish a game Deus Ex: Human Kerfuffle Hollow Squire: Polyestersong The Curiosity of Monkey Peninsula Yellow Taxi Goes BrrrRrrr

i know GDQ is happening rn but does anyone want to organize a pop-up speedrun event to support victims of ICE operations in minneapolis?