Guybrush Threepwood (all versions)

In Final Fantasy X, Auron keeps one of his arms in a sling and has alcohol on him at all times. This is a reference to the fact that he is 35.

But there were so many more people he wanted to hurt

Enjoying Desperados III a lot, but like with Shadow Tactics, I have brain overload and have to break after just one mission. RTS stealth is stressful as hell

A living rejoinder to everyone who insists you have to go along to get along

Love to finish the first playthrough of a game and check out the speedrun leaderboard and see category breakdowns like Any% Any% No Solar Particles Any% No Negative Time Any% No Double Infinite Stats Any% Euclidean Geometry Any% Some Gameplay Any% Glitch Less Any% Glitchless

Immortal life advice

As the director of a historical video game preservation institution, and someone who has dedicated his entire adult life to this cause, this is accurate. We have attempted to work with the industry's trade organization to find a legal path forward, but they refuse to offer a meaningful alternative.

This is my favorite RPG in recent memory, a nice comfy 12-20 hours, creative battle system, incredible animation and music, extremely funny with some surprising story developments. I highly recommend it!

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Any help would be so appreciated to keep up my 70/30 streak. Much love and thank you <3

I hate the Supreme Court and its freakish judges

DEATHBULGE!! CONSOLES!! TOMORROW!!

Made the mistake of idling in Uptown in Mega Man Legends during a multiworld and will now be hearing that song on unbroken repeat for the next 4 days

BEHOLD. Some fun frames from the animation.

With only a week until console release. It's finally time to post this I think!

Grim Fandango (Lucasarts, 1998)

Re-reading Star Wars: Outbound Flight and just wanted to wish everyone a Happy Pride Month, especially anyone named for this hyperdrive ring

2 weeks later, still thinking about how good this is

The defining principle of our society is that people who were lucky during the dot com boom or Web 2.0 should have vast and ever-growing individual power over the entire world. The only acceptable check on their power is their squabbles with each other.

Subnautica 2 is really good, but as with every entry in the survival crafting genre with literally zero exceptions, the player and storage inventories need to be increased by about 300% to prevent the game from turning into Laundry Folding Simulator

Bluetooth mouse started disabling roughly every half hour until I ctrl+alt+del and go into task manager, at which point it remembers to be alive. Love that for both of us frankly

Bluesky puts this text at the bottom of your drafts and I've never read something with more "devil leaning over your shoulder" energy in my life

If you want revenge, then dig two graves. the first one is a practice grave to get a feel for it and the second is your main or "show grave"

This is one of the best adventure games I've ever played. I was not prepared for how many times it pulls the rug out from under you. Gruesome, surprising, heartfelt, and often extremely funny.

I think *everyone* should be given $100 million to create enthusiastic, extremely confusing fanfiction about their star-crossed OCs eternally orbiting each other while having adventures with licensed characters.

on this day 10 years ago i drew some pokemon parodies that did rather well online, so to celebrate, i redrew a few of them all fancy like

Current hobby is going to the STS2 Steam forums and quote-replying to people making deranged rants about Anita Sarkeesian with descriptions of interesting builds that I've had

I love how in Slay The Spire 2, the Architect is always like "I know your deepest secrets and the hidden shame that has brought you to this terrible place" except for the Regent, who just happened to be wandering by, and he's just like "Bro, what the fuck is your PROBLEM?"

Using the feedback function in Slay the Spire 2 to request that Mega Crit put Anita Sarkeesian's name in the credits a second time

They put Guybrush Threepwood in a bottle

I have til about 8p eastern tonight, but if anyone has a need for cute critter emotes, I could use your help to extend my 70/30 (non gifted, non prime twitch subs). Thanks ^^

a ballroom has a core strategic weakness: the man in the back saying “everyone attack”

Hey— so, earlier in April, I lost my day-to-day job. I wanted to take time to process two years contributing to a company leading to this moment. It doesn’t feel great, and I’m not okay. I have enough saved to weather this month’s expenses, but that will soon end. ko-fi.com/bobbeigh/goa...

Top Five Engagement Bait Post Formats for 4/26/26 1. name 5 fave things (movies, food, etc) 2. name 5 most hated things 3. name thing you remember from [year] 4. guess the kHz of the tone generated by the voice of the worm at the center of the earth 5. top point guards of the 1970s

It'd be cool if instead of a guaranteed encounter like Shield & Spear, the Act 4 Elite in Spire 2 was one of the remaining Ancients you hadn't seen in that run. Each could have a distinct battle structured around their personality and style of gift.

In 1999, I was playing a decker in Shadowrun, and tried to distract a guard by hacking a water fountain to overflow, and my GM said "why would a water fountain be on the network? That's fucking stupid. No you can't try." Well it's 2026 and I just want you to know, Phil, that I FUCKING CALLED IT!

"You've got the power to be his friend" is such an intimidating thing to say about a video game character. Not only is being his friend a difficult goal requiring strength of will, you have to be reassured through song that it's even achievable

good posts today

yeah man i'll circle back to you on that agenda item from yesterday's all hands in just a sec. our pedophile king just threatened to destroy a whole civilization

(explaining train cycles in a speedrun) ok so imagine a bus,

I don't think I could make a joke better than this

When a Necrobinder build is going well

Super Meat Boy 3D twitch.tv/baronhaynes

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