Looking for those who believe the Rapture is tomorrow to Venmo me their filthy worldly money. Thank you in advance.

If you think Tylenol is bad for children’s health what until you see what guns do.

We thinking Stallone or Seagal for the next Sec of Def?

Cory Booker

He’s gonna put a Tesla roof on the White House isn’t he?

It’s been a long day, but in short, bullies ain’t shit! I don’t care what title you hold! This isn’t some long gone reality tv show or failed casino; it is war! How dare a draft dodging dumb dupe humiliate an ally & berate a brave man who has actually been on a battlefield for his people?!

Planes didn't crash when this guy ran things.

WATCH THIS and then watch it again 100 more times

We are cooked y’all

MAPQUEST for the WIN ✨

Google you little bitch

I just realized Harrison Butker didn’t touch the ball a single time last night, and if you can’t celebrate anything, celebrate that. 🙂‍↕️

PETE HAS ENTERED THE CHAT!!!

This was the ultimate Hater’s Super Bowl: just a 4 hour straight middle finger to the Chiefs, Trump, and Drake. My heart has grown three sizes tonight

You know Taylor’s Pennsylvanian ass deep down enjoyed this Philly win

I need Taylor to be free of the Chiefs so she can write a diss track about Brittany Mahomes

Someone will likely write about this, but the Superbowl is 100% a metaphor for the cultural and political moment we're in right now. And the Eagles victory is encouragement for me that the people will win this fight.

Y'all see how the Eagles just beat the Chiefs ass. Very cutsey. Very demure. VERY DEI.

Trash ass Chiefs with Christian nationalist kicker and Trump loving Mahomes family kicked into the dirty by the Eagles who come from a city with a big Black population during a Super Bowl with Kendrick Lamar and a super Black halftime show all in front of Trump. Love it.

Literally haven’t had this much joy since before the election 😭

The Bidens had the Eagles and Trump had the Chiefs. It's a good night! #FlyEaglesFly

Why didn’t the Chiefs simply have Patrick Mahomes throw 50 yard touchdowns earlier

America is so whack right now that y'all have me rooting for Eagles.

What’s the over/under Taylor dumps Travis after this??

I mean…maybe there’s hope yet???!!!😭😭😭 #ETTD

Incredible. Super Bowl for all times

for those who aren't aware, the Philly QB, Jalen Hurts, is a big advocate for women in sports, and his management team is all women. I just think he's neat.

Super Bowl blowouts usually suck but this one is a work of art, just a complete middle finger to everything that’s happening

😂😂

Happy for Worthy but that’s enough points for the chiefs

SAME!!! My mom freaked out bc she thought something was wrong 😂

Kendrick turned a diss track into a Grammy and a Superbowl halftime show it is literally impossible to top that might as well tear down mt Rushmore and put up 4 Kendricks

Someone check on Drake😂

Playing Abracadabra by Gaga after Kermit throws a pick 6 after getting sacked twice…CHEFS KISS✨

Gotta learn

Interesting picture for this headline 🤔 #hookem

Inauguration Day/Texas Winter Storm/Swinger Venn A lot to unpack

This is the GOP’s long con on full display.

JK I guess…

TIK TOK IS OFFICALLY GONE

Is it just me or was the Texas game last night a perfect metaphor for the 2024 election? #hookem

Goodnight. #hookem

These play calls are questionable #hookem

Thank god he tripped his own damn self 🤦‍♀️ #hookem

Dear offense… #hookem

3 and out. Cute. #hookem

Please take advantage of this turnover!!! #hookem