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Dog Groomer🐶Texas Longhorn🤘Mom🤱Swiftie🧿Liberal💙ATX⭐️
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Michael Ian Black
about 1 month ago
Looking for those who believe the Rapture is tomorrow to Venmo me their filthy worldly money. Thank you in advance.
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Noel Casler Comedy
about 1 month ago
If you think Tylenol is bad for children’s health what until you see what guns do.
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We thinking Stallone or Seagal for the next Sec of Def?
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6 months ago
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰
7 months ago
Cory Booker
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He’s gonna put a Tesla roof on the White House isn’t he?
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8 months ago
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Jasmine Crockett
8 months ago
It’s been a long day, but in short, bullies ain’t shit! I don’t care what title you hold! This isn’t some long gone reality tv show or failed casino; it is war! How dare a draft dodging dumb dupe humiliate an ally & berate a brave man who has actually been on a battlefield for his people?!
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Adam Kinzinger
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Texas Paul
8 months ago
Planes didn't crash when this guy ran things.
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WATCH THIS and then watch it again 100 more times
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MACKLEMORE - fucked up (official video)
YouTube video by Macklemore
https://youtu.be/sn9EKC9nqU4?si=doMt16n997qE6Xff
8 months ago
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We are cooked y’all
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8 months ago
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MAPQUEST for the WIN ✨
8 months ago
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Google you little bitch
9 months ago
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Portia
9 months ago
I just realized Harrison Butker didn’t touch the ball a single time last night, and if you can’t celebrate anything, celebrate that. 🙂↕️
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PETE HAS ENTERED THE CHAT!!!
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9 months ago
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Ben Schrager, but he’s spooky now
9 months ago
This was the ultimate Hater’s Super Bowl: just a 4 hour straight middle finger to the Chiefs, Trump, and Drake. My heart has grown three sizes tonight
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You know Taylor’s Pennsylvanian ass deep down enjoyed this Philly win
9 months ago
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amy brown
9 months ago
I need Taylor to be free of the Chiefs so she can write a diss track about Brittany Mahomes
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Anna Gifty
9 months ago
Someone will likely write about this, but the Superbowl is 100% a metaphor for the cultural and political moment we're in right now. And the Eagles victory is encouragement for me that the people will win this fight.
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Anna Gifty
9 months ago
Y'all see how the Eagles just beat the Chiefs ass. Very cutsey. Very demure. VERY DEI.
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Wajahat Ali
9 months ago
Trash ass Chiefs with Christian nationalist kicker and Trump loving Mahomes family kicked into the dirty by the Eagles who come from a city with a big Black population during a Super Bowl with Kendrick Lamar and a super Black halftime show all in front of Trump. Love it.
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Literally haven’t had this much joy since before the election 😭
9 months ago
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Chris D. Jackson
9 months ago
The Bidens had the Eagles and Trump had the Chiefs. It's a good night!
#FlyEaglesFly
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Rodger Sherman
9 months ago
Why didn’t the Chiefs simply have Patrick Mahomes throw 50 yard touchdowns earlier
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Wajahat Ali
9 months ago
America is so whack right now that y'all have me rooting for Eagles.
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What’s the over/under Taylor dumps Travis after this??
9 months ago
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I mean…maybe there’s hope yet???!!!😭😭😭
#ETTD
9 months ago
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Read the book Starting Somewhere
9 months ago
Incredible. Super Bowl for all times
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The Girl With the Green Ribbon (aka Jenny Hamilton)
9 months ago
for those who aren't aware, the Philly QB, Jalen Hurts, is a big advocate for women in sports, and his management team is all women. I just think he's neat.
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Micah
9 months ago
Super Bowl blowouts usually suck but this one is a work of art, just a complete middle finger to everything that’s happening
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😂😂
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9 months ago
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Happy for Worthy but that’s enough points for the chiefs
9 months ago
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SAME!!! My mom freaked out bc she thought something was wrong 😂
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9 months ago
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Coach Finstock
9 months ago
Kendrick turned a diss track into a Grammy and a Superbowl halftime show it is literally impossible to top that might as well tear down mt Rushmore and put up 4 Kendricks
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Someone check on Drake😂
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9 months ago
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Playing Abracadabra by Gaga after Kermit throws a pick 6 after getting sacked twice…CHEFS KISS✨
9 months ago
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Jonathan Slater
9 months ago
Gotta learn
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Interesting picture for this headline 🤔
#hookem
9 months ago
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Evil MoPac
9 months ago
Inauguration Day/Texas Winter Storm/Swinger Venn A lot to unpack
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Brian Tyler Cohen
9 months ago
This is the GOP’s long con on full display.
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JK I guess…
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9 months ago
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TIK TOK IS OFFICALLY GONE
9 months ago
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Is it just me or was the Texas game last night a perfect metaphor for the 2024 election?
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10 months ago
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Goodnight.
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10 months ago
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These play calls are questionable
#hookem
10 months ago
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Thank god he tripped his own damn self 🤦♀️
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10 months ago
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#hookem
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10 months ago
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Dear offense…
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10 months ago
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3 and out. Cute.
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10 months ago
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Please take advantage of this turnover!!!
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