Fugazi yelling "you are not what you own" is wildly quaint in the era of the cloud.

What's your favorite rhetorical question

taz spun so minions could run

all the '90s nostalgia media leaves out how truly ubiquitous looney tunes were as a design motif. for grown ass adults! your friend's mom definitely had a tweety bird windbreaker and it was UNREMARKABLE

A tuner pedal? Oh, you mean a bourgeois killswitch?

My first video score, "going, gone" was a sketch composed for Yumi Suehiro in 2016, while in residence at @iparkct. The score for this short piece is now available for all to download here: www.mattsargentmusic.com/store/going-...

Some really good titles for things available in the email today

"And James Bond, who did NOT die"

The only way out is the Sealab 2021 Principle where he continues to get blown up every single episode forever.

"Dude this is like 100 birds crapped on my car" - somebody in the hallway

there's a moment in PARADISE LOST where Satan arrives in Eden and realizes Hell isn't a place; it's a thing he carries within him and it'll follow him wherever he goes. and i think about that when i see these awful rich men whose monstrous wealth has enriched them not at all

He's called Adam Driver because he's from the Cars Cinematic Universe.

I probably wouldn't mention it if I hired M. Night Shamalayan to write all of my tweets for me but there would be Signs.

welcome to bluesky. if the word "mapquest" means anything to you and/or you used it as a verb, you're in the right place

Joyce Carol Oates should've been on Bojack Horseman.

There are a lot of movies that would've been ruined by adding a sequel, for example, Jurassic Park.

Google obliterated their search function for this

Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...

sometimes an Oxford comma can make all the difference

bluesky branding refresh unveiled

Scott Robertson recorded and transcribed 50 of his yawns

This but IRL

"In order to prepare our students for the jobs of the 21st century, and in accordance with some donor wishes, we are adding programs in cybersecurity and sacred music" is a McSweeney's article that writes itself.

They should really make a live action Airbud.

Hey @sarahhennies.bsky.social I saw some guy in a Turnstile hoodie.

The internet is an amazing place where you daily encounter sentences that have never existed before and never will again.

Dinosaurs might've escaped again

New RCHP sounds lit.

pronouncing “envelope” like “Penelope”

No wonder I haven't been seeing posts from pre-85 ska musicians.

Imagine what Jakob Dylan could accomplish with 2 headlights.

New York assemblyman Zohran Mamdani confronts Border Czar Tom Homan today in Albany 👇🏻

Every Democrat in our county won.

It really does feel like all the fascists are looking around like it was somebody else’s job to stop elections from happening

Million dollar idea just laying out on the table: SPEED RUN CONCERTO.

wut.

Watch out we got a real rumble on our hands.

i can’t believe the Louvre’s security camera password was literally “Louvre” like thats the same password i’ve been using since 5th grade.

A movie you've seen more than seven times with a GIF

If you're in Tool it's cool to get ratioed.

There are not too many physical copies of this one left. Get it from David at the good price o' free:

I am a huge Yankees fan because you can't help that you grew up in Connecticut with Don Mattingly playing first base. BUT, @awasteofredmeat.bsky.social is exactly right, this is baseball:

Orcutt Shelley Miller played a session at Seattle's KEXP and there be video! Here's a short excerpt, check out the full thing on their youtube

IT'S CRUCIAL TO HAVE AN ACTIVE FANTASY LIFE

I put a pop filter on my mic and now it just sounds like Jandek can anyone advise

People need to stop retconning literally the worst era in American popular music history into something it wasn't, just because there were also some amazing records that like 250 people happened to be hunting down and listening to