Debheads everywhere are getting angry and sending cards and letters because New is not checking in on the birds

This isn't a joke just reporting the local news.

The closed down 19th century psychiatric hospital in our town burned today, in case you're wondering how all the ghosts got out.

I've been looking up guitar pedals on YouTube and now my entire algorithm is trying to sell me a sprinkler.

It's only a diner if it's open at 5 AM and a basic plate costs less than $10 otherwise it's just a shiny restaurant.

One startling thing is all the midrange punky sludge + no low end. Guitars are a kind of dark midrange jangle cavern, bass sounds like it's through a fuzzing guitar cabinet.

I don't know where I put my coffee

Listening to one of my favorite albums from high school, Sonic Youth's "Sister," for the first time in forever.

Slipknot took "Bangin' on a Trash Can" and made it an entire lifestyle.

this is my kind of company motto right here

The only boy who could ever reach me WAS A TALKING RAT PIZZA MAN

Oh wow, this rules.

the romans absolutely put a horse in the senate

Boring engineer post, but I swear the PSP MasterComp/MicroComp pair remains my most usable DAW compressors, ten years running.

Related: cat piss is the best method of getting groundhogs from digging under your foundation especially if they're installing an underground disco down there.

I still think it’s awful that we have no memorial or day of grieving to commemorate and eulogize the communal trauma of the epidemic.

Went to the FDR house today and it's insane he built his house on a national park named after himself.

Confirmed! JFK airport plays different music in the men’s and women’s restrooms. This is bonkers.

CRATE Amplifiers has filed a lawsuit against the Fender J.A.M.

BREAKING - The David Koresh Band has dropped out of Trump's Great American State Fair.

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Have you, like me, spent the last 26 years worrying if the Canadian Potato Museum STILL has the display of various potato diseases with potatoes in little coffins? Stop worrying. I checked today. Still there.

Weird how there no Crate amp modelers.

max & pd people be like

I’ve been thinking about how if you’re listening to The Dead, Dylan, The Band, The Byrds, etc - you are listening to Harry Smith. His impact is such that he is a spiritual member of these bands

YouTube is OBSESSED with trying to sell me this hose.

SHAROOOON! THEY'VE TRAPPED ME FUCKIN SOUL IN A FUCKIN DIGITAL CONSTRUCT SHARON. IVE GOT NO FUCKIN FREE WILL SHARON. THEY WANT ME TO SING CRAZY TRAIN TILL THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE SHARON. FUCKIN HELL. SHAROOOON!

3 bands to get to know my dad: Rush (does not like) The Steve Miller Band Styx

As far as I know, I've never opened Spotify. Make this the day you never open it again too.

Yeah. They're making games for children.

this website is not beating the allegations

The Spanish royal family, or as I like to call them, the In Spain Crown Posse

I haven’t looked at the news today and I don’t even know if this is a joke or if RFK got bitten by a bunch of snakes

Evergreen question when replying to posts

If you're going to tweet @ me with something, let it be this

All six are having a coffee.

Breaking news from my cat: guy came on the porch and put mail in the mailbox calling the cops

i dunno I think sometimes people just enjoy talking to like minded people. do you do this kind of shit with your friends offline

100% agree

Smoke rises as 1964-1994 rock music dipped into the same cryogenic vat as 1750-1850 classical music.

Open question: Friend mentioned he's been working on an album in his camper for the last two years. He brought it by and it's brilliant, strange, and heart wrenching. Songs feel like if The Mountain Goats got obsessed with musique concrete. If you were sending this album out, where would send it?

LUDDITE POPE

Was proud to introduce a group of people (people trapped with me in the car) to the unfortunate truth that the Red Hot Chili Peppers are the greatest American rock band.

I talked to a doctor* and they said six coffees a day is fine. * of bassoon performance

The Rust Belt is a whole other place.

Okay, I genuinely want to own a book with malware though.