Sometimes I take a picture and think “that’s gotta be AI” when I know it’s not

Hey everybody! I am taking the helm of this classic American institution with @theonion.com and want to know what you fine folks would like to see from us.

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Another great night @oncinema.bsky.social #doodledots

#totogate #thewitchstoodup @oncinema.bsky.social

GREGG FRAUD AND WASTE @oncinema.bsky.social #xposed

@oncinema.bsky.social #micheal

It’s that time of year. Bigger than Super Bowl. More important than a child’s birth. I have taken a week off work to recover from the mental strain the On Cinema Oscar Special. Let’s do it. @oncinema.bsky.social

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Magic Mark Pork's Puppets

Vic has done it again Praying 🙏 www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AQG...

logging back into Facebook to see how it’s going on my news feed

October vibes with Ursula (the dog)

No Kings Las Cruces NM

Grok should also sue Joey Patrone, the movie house landlord, Joe Estevez, chaplins chili, mark porch, Bruce Delgado, Wendy Kirby, electric sun first responders, Axiom and Manuel, shine dental, Moneyzap, Ayaka’s dad, Jackson Hole, Judge Szymczyk, Chef Lenard, James Dean, RJs shakes, LaRue, rat pack

WATCH: ‘Portland Frog’ pepper balled by ICE agents

Let us in. Hold ICE accountable. Tear down the fence. This is what we are demanding from the Broadview ICE facility, and nothing less. Our leaders can decide whether they stand with the people or with ICE. There is no middle ground.

We need Medicare coverage for movie review hosts @oncinema.bsky.social @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social

TRUMP [reading this]: he's right. that is what I should focus on

On this Labor Day we celebrate the Workers that have given their blood, sweat, and tears to make On Cinema at the Cinema the premiere movie review television show.

some people who are intelligent and decent in real life only started posting online on zuckerberg's sites like facebook in their adult years. this is essentially like hitting an infant in the head with a hammer and installing a strobe light inside the skinner box they are raised inside

civilization vi leader two turns before you destroy his lone attacking trebuchet unit with a missile cruiser

I see Russia is still flooding facebook with ads to demoralize us

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kash patel can’t hear his emergency fbi beeper through the thic booty lap dance at the club

ready for summer

Tim moving into the Richard Nixon stage

Post dog

Las Cruces NM Organ Mts

Master Impressionist, Mark Proksch does Tom Hanks.

mark’s brain was mush

Great job joe he had too much chili

CLEAN UP THE BIRD DIRT MARK

@timheidecker.bsky.social looking very strong healthy and will save movie house #heipoint #massage @wellsfargobank.bsky.social

Jacked in let’s gooo @oncinema.bsky.social

My friends and family must endure the night I go full On Cinema at the Cinema #movie #fatherhood

I hoping the slow burn plot of @orkinpestcontrol.bsky.social eliminating the movie house rat problem finally bears fruit @oncinema.bsky.social #rats

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