Now, I am not a learned thinker on how federal policy impacts the economy, but Starbucks closing stores and McDonald's announcing the return of the Value Meal are not signs of a robust economy that works for the average American.

How your email finds me

Therapist: And what do we do when we lose the will to live? Me: We chant “I will not beat Samuel Alito to the grave” over and over again. Therapist: That’s right.

Good morning!

This might be the absolute greatest reply we have ever received. Thank you, Cookie Monster 📕🍪💙

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Hootin Hollerin

Realizing the world (aka my feed) hasn’t met Jeffrey yet

Five fav black & white movies Paper Moon City Lights Casablanca It’s a Wonderful Life Witness for the Prosecution

Taylor Swift as the color of SP500 stocks: Thread 🧵

The bunny is thinking about striking this year

Remembering Doris Day on her Birthday, April 3, 1922.

You can totally see how this mf bankrupted a casino.

God dammit. Timing couldn’t be worse but here goes. Chuck Schumer and I are launching our new podcast “Soul Deep: A Weekly Deep Dive Into the Music of Collective Soul” tomorrow. I do NOT support his latest decision and want to make clear this is strictly a music podcast. Please check it out

For as long as David Muir delivers the news in a Baby Gap t-shirt each night, I’ll always be an informed citizen

“We’re in a rebuilding year.” - sports team that’s been losing every game since they fired every player and stripped the stadium for parts

This sweet angel spent a few years out in the hard streets of Rochester and after we took her in a few years ago has not once made any indication of wanting to go outside ever again

Hear me out...

When you see him selecting “cash back” on his credit card points instead of transferring to a travel partner

Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.

Punxsutawney Phil is cute, but I’m obsessed with Sand Mountain Sam

[Ishmael by Daniel Quinn, 1995]

Cheesle is celebrating Chinese New Year in her new fit from Epcot 🥺

“And we’ll build a great land called ‘Kansas City’” “And it’ll be in the state of Kansas?” “No. Missouri.”

Oprah hands on Space Mountain, like the good lord intended

TCM seems to have something on their mind today.

Got to Hollywood Studios and we were the 3rd family in line. The family in front of us LEFT to go ride the Skyliner??? Like do what brings you joy, but you just drove from Iowa to be here first and left 🥲

@derekburgan.bsky.social I hope you own at least one of these

✨ girl dinner✨ at the Boardwalk

Top tier hug from Janice this morning

Happy Friday, friends! Here’s my roundup of Coworkers of the Week, which in include Wallace, Torbitha, and a 2.5-week old kitten who is late to being born this season 💕

Me when I wake up feeling like a lil diva 💅

"Why do you come here, Charles?" "Why do you ask questions to which you already know the answer?" "Ah, yes, your continuing search for hope... you know this plastic prison of theirs won't hold me forever. The war is still coming, Charles, and I intend to fight it, by any means necessary."

“FREE HIM”

Friday mood

sure, but who hasn’t venmoed an 18 year old $400 for “being awesome”. it’s called being a role model

KANSAS CITY, Mo. (AP) — A judge says Missouri’s abortion ban isn't enforceable under new amendment, ensuring legal abortions in the state.

This puppy came into the shelter with a lil’ swag on him

Happy Friday! For my roundup of Coworkers of the Week, it’s just this absolute diva

KRYPTO 😭😭💕

All work photos should be taken with kittens

When you realize it’s 10 days until Christmas (featuring Caboose)

clause =📝 Claus = 🎅 claws = 🐈