LFG!

my vision for silver deadlock like and subscribe if you #grindart

I don’t fuck with war at all that shit is not poggers

doing a foia request of the pharmacy tech’s body cam to show off my sick revolver spin from when i came in to get a free bottle of prometh w/ codeine

i knew the private equity acquisition would be rough but god damn lmao

just got pissmogged at bass pro shop

rotating the idea of yassified pete hegseth

been playing marathon and really fucking with it, i had to unlearn the behavior of trying to play it like its destiny before it really started to click but it do be satisfying and the art style is so fucking choice

commission for causaldog from twitter

drawing giraffe fur patterns for fun and profit

@economist.com shitting in my hand to make it look like im holding your newspaper. its a very convincing optical illusion

what if our hands touched while we were reaching for the officer's service weapon at the same time 😳

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i've been seeing the r word a lot more frequently lately even by people on the left and personally i think we should leave that one in the past

CULT LEADER OF POST-APOCALYPTIC RELIGION WHOS TENETS ARE BASED ON MEMES FOUND IN AN ABANDONED SSD: ~gotta have them riiiiibs~ -ding- CULT CONGREGATION, IN UNISON: ~and pussy toooo~

hitchhiker

people in australian shopping centers during peak hours be like:

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

“We pre-emptively back any potential pre-emptive self defence operations the US feels is necessary," said Albanese chaser.com.au/national/pm-...

girlies your time is now www.linuxfromscratch.org

Someplace Familiar

Hi hello just QRPing some info abt this coming in from the other site. This news is fake, it was a hallucination.

bianca the fancy mouse 🐁 🤍🏷️ #furry #furryart #art

Average mother and son conversation. #deadlock #rem #haze

evergreen

I fear the future where not just the Onion, but Kojima too ceases to be satirical

2: Cottage core centaur #monstermarch

i miss having a private account, the internet is way more annoying when someone who has never heard of me and knows fuck all about me is able to just smarmily give advice because some algorithm put my post in front of them

i tried vegemite on something and didn’t hate it! i still dunno how aussies can fw it on just toast w/ butter alone, but as a spread in sando with chicken, sopressa, and two cheeses it actually added a pretty nice earthy umami flavor

how can the society that produced these images be so evil. how can so much beauty come from so much pain

taking a bath at the hotel room

bro you just don’t get it, the freer the market the freer the people. cant you think of all the innovation this will breed?

There should be an Earth for people who don't hate all living things

kitchenalia 🥄

honestly so glad my tax payer dollars are going to things like sublimating iranian schoolgirls instead of like medicare for all, public transit, low or no cost education, public housing projects, renewable energy, or any of that kind of commie shit

We killed 85 schoolgirls. We are not the good guys.

I need season 2 NOW #dungeonmeshi

shoplifting a kitkat behind a bag of pasta at woolworths self checkout but the image recognition software for the overhead camera catches 3 pixels of the unobscured wrapper causing them to update me as a threat to the state in the palantir database and issues a drone strike on my family’s home

羊飼いちゃん🐑

can’t wait for the new pokémon game with safe unoriginal starter designs to be as dog shit as the last 20 years of their output

ayooooooooo

they made Europa look so delicious here... like that thing is a fancy cake or a cuboid of baja blast flavored turkish delight

⚡️Bass 🎸⚡️ ＼ﾜｰﾜｰﾜｰﾜｰ／ 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌