1. i love how reading the article you can tell the author clearly does not give a shit about the blockchain functionality since it’s only mentioned in the title and one sentence 2. what on earth does the blockchain do here? do i need a wifi connection for an amp now?? is it a speculative asset now??

my car has arbitrarily decided that the reverse gear is actually just first gear #2 this morning so that’s fun lol

freya #littlegoodytwoshoes #LGTS

It's hard to help Americans left behind because so much of US identity is rooted in individualism. The average American conservative holds all three positions at once: — Virtue signals about supporting US manufacturing — Against raising the minimum wage — Buys foreign imports because they're cheap

good afternoon

putting the gf's sona in noita

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis > It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

chat is this good???

The bread namers went ham on pumpernickel

When I was your age, searching for a phrase in quotes returned results for that exact phrase

Deep Blue is such a badass name for a chess player

[doctor coming to brief my family in the waiting room] He's awake and posting.

what the fuck is this timeline where the "jewish space lasers causes wild fires" woman is advocating on the correct side of this argument

Here's how we handle manchildren on the Steam forums at No More Robots:

#pixelart #ドット絵

How do I explain to offline people that my favorite Japanese mascot said "we can only be liberated from queer oppression if we are truly seen as human" and then started wielding fireworks like a rocket launcher on the side of a mountain without sounding like I've totally lost it? Chiitan forever

are the people in charge of these companies aware of kessler syndrome? or is this a “it doesn’t matter until the line stops going up” type beat like climate change

its amazing how red he can get

silksong hades 2 megabonk baby steps sacrificed for doomed chinese yaoi, the universe is balanced

why are crystals so hard to 3d model??? that shit is just a sharpened long hexagon but it’s impossible to get right

Ken Paxton’s plan

AITA your honor?

sweetwater is awesome because when you unsubscribe from all emails and place a complaint about your sales engineer continually deadnaming you, they assign a new sales engineer who continues to email you while deadnaming you

Hyena in cow’s clothing ~ I keep thinking about this cute moo moo beret I saw the other day…

lol it’s this guy

why no shallow vein thrombosis???

mycelium

'nother pc98 commission, this time of a character named alba :)

We will feel the sun on our fur

the woke left gave jordan peterson sepsis

a Wikipedia editor with the username Vigilantcosmicpenguin explained, "I contacted Brian David Gilbert with a request for freely licensed photographs. He delivered."

I found a doctor's test account at work, sometimes this guy left funny comments

None of this seems good for our country

not the brick yet, but learning how to actually get assets in game with a requested frying pan melee weapon, rendering is a little weird atm but working on it. it's kinda cool as hell to see a model i made in a video game????

Insane find at the thrift today

instead of using traditional glucose monitoring methods and sliding scale dosing, we’re implementing vibing scale dosing. by using x ai’s grok and an aggregate of all of ur personal data, we can determine the optimal time to hit the penjamin to keep your glycogensis incapable ass out of ketoacidosis

he really was their reichstag fire 😔

Guess the country #pixelart

on a still and moonless night, the powers of darkness were brought together to give form to a nefarious entity from beyond!!! but they weren't really feeling it tonight, and your summoning circle was a tad small anyways, so they just made this thing instead. they hope that's cool with you

how i’ve felt the past few days on here

getting coaxed into doing asset design for a friend's video game by being told they'll make a brick throwable weapon if i model it :3

The thing I love best about Bluesky is trying to piece together the news of the day only from the reactions that bubble to the top of What's Hot

his commitment to the scream was impressive

ordered lunch from a family owned mexican place by my clinic and looking through the menu they had a gringo platter appetizer that had tenders mozz sticks onion rings and fries. i cannot imagine going to a restaurant serving a cultural cuisine and being like “yeah i’ll have the applebees sampler”

with rising tensions from the ongoing shutdown, a joint initiative was announced this morning by the heads of the department of inebriated war crimes, customs and dog executions, and the federal bureau of true crime podcasters regarding the deployment of niceys suppression forces to american cities

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