"what are we going to do with 20,000 ICE agents if we abolish ice" well to start with I think we should all literally spit on them in public for the rest of their lives

DHS puts me in a cage and plans to execute me for being an evil tranny but, unbeknownst to them, i just VOTED. we’ll see who murders who once these midterms roll arou-[DHS agents put a bag over my head]

2026

we should bring back scaphism for jesse and his ilk

i will be running as a single issue candidate where i plan to dismantle ice and create a televised game show where it’s like call of duty gulag 1v1s with every person in the agency until the last one standing gets life in solitary subsisting off hardtack and sterilized piss

I know there’s a lot of bad shit going down right now but unfortunately I do have to go Jester Mode or risk losing my mind

poets.org/2020-on-lear... she was a good poet and you know she was the actual real deal when she's hitting em with that yusef komunyakaa ampersand

americans be like “we have the best snack food on the planet,” but will never get to experience the pinnacle of potato chip flavors:

Dreaming of a sheep girl and borzoi gf who have a linen/arts and craft store where they teach partners of plushie gals how to maintain and patch their girlfriends with proper sowing techniques

i want to believe the US will not let trump get away with saying that the shooter was actually ran over, and injured, and he is in hospital recovering & it is surprising he survived. none of that is even conceivably a bend of the truth, it's just a completely different reality. beyond the pale

frieren takes fern and stark to costco

As a casual Pokémon fan, I wish it was easier to find romhacks that are like “we added exp share or fixed the level gap in wild Pokémon in SoulSilver to minimize the grind” but it seems all I can ever find are “welcome to the Competitive Fuck You Mod. Every gym leader now has six level 100 Pokémon.”

Mayor Jacob Frey: “To ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis.”

sitting in the living room w/ amy and her parents, she opens her phone and had tiktok open. it autoplays: “WHATS UP PUPPYGIRL NATION” before she cuts it. there’s a brief pause and her mom asks, “what was that?”

honestly pretty solid loaves given the unfamiliar ingredients/equipment

the first aus-loafpost is under way! definitely going to be imperfect since i don’t have my dutch oven and all the ingredients are different from my usual. had this 5kg bag of bread flour delivered from a small farm in victoria that grinds to order tho so that’s kinda exciting :3

who up scromiting that cherry burst gelato og????

hiiii :3 !!

Time to get one of those Hilton Rewards cards I guess!

the “up to” and “as high as” are the load bearing part of that statement. they’ve made just over 100 falcon 9 boosters in there last 16 years, there’s absolutely no way they can scale up all the parts of the supply chain to make 1000 rockets that are over a magnitude larger per year

born too early to watch a republican president start a war for oil. born too late to watch a republican president start a war for oil. born just in time to watch a republican president start a war for oil

"We will be monitoring this delicate situation to make sure there is no unnecessary loss of innocent oil” chaser.com.au/world/ally-l...

i just found out trump can't do all that stuff cuz it's illegal

My new years resolution to become the world's dog stupidest most violent ugly dying pedophile is already facing some tough competition. Can't say more!

Winter Landscape because I'm on a hike right now and having a blast ❄️

If my son chose to be an instrument of facism over possibly going to prison I would simply not tell the entire fucking internet

what if you wanted to read local news but the us said “regime change time”

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RIP Dick Cheney, you would have finally found something to like about the Trump presidency (illegally overthrowing a government for oil)

i can’t believe they’re really gonna try and pull vietnam mk.ii while the empire is already crumbling. just the dumbest most evil fucks to ever be in charge holy shit

my curry game is so strong :3

commission for @lemoinebeats.bsky.social !! #art #commission #furry #taur

it’s so sick that you can just be put on a list like this on this website and can’t do anything meaningful about it. also i like digital watches/vr and have literally built robot and drones. tech isn’t the issue, the fact that it’s developed at the behest of capital with no regulatory bodies is.

It’s too late, I have already portrayed myself as Chortling Bernie and you as Seething Eric Adams

ok hank, you need to stay in your fucking lane buddy

like i got off twitter back in mid 2024 over the block function being neutered so i was a bit quick to the jump on it, but i think if you’re still on there at this point there might be something you need to reevaluate

got around to picking up guitar hangers and finalizing the new desk setup :3

we live in an Information Age man you got Wikipedia on ur phone I don’t have the time or patience to teach you what a Pronoun is or why War is Bad

need to start wearing canadian flag emblazoned shit in public so people assume i’m not american when they hear my accent and connect the two

"Clearly the reason young people feel hopeless is all the Ticky-toks" - Prime Minister Albanese chaser.com.au/national/bac...

Ending the recap of our top stories of the year with a bang... chaser.com.au/world/la-cop...

It's cold this time of year

Your honor, my gut microbiota /demanded/ I reach for the officers gun

and last thing for a little bit i’ll have more later !!!

having a bday ten days from the new year high key kinda sucks ass, you mean i only get a ten day gap between the day for reconciling with existing through another orbit around the sun and the day for reconciling with existing through another orbit around the sun (personal edition)???