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ANOTHER WITH AN ACCIDENTAL RUN IN WITH @kimumonogatari.bsky.social WAHOO

need you all to see this deeply indescribable cooking video

Gear up for your favourite fighting style in this weekend's #SplatoonRaiders collaboration Splatfest. Speed, power or tactics - who are you splatting for? #Splatoon3

Girl, get in line.

It's time

felt insane yesterday bc my coworker who is a similar age as me had no idea what trollface when it was posted in the teams chat

funniest immersion breaks in villainess (or any) manga: an obviously edwardian era style of fashion, but then has modern japanese gym clothes and sneakers in the school setting

Reason #98794784 why you ragequitters out there need to stop being cowards /dies #Splatoon3 #Splatoonclips #Rainmaker #SkysVids

congrats thats the worst anyone's ever done it

"new and improved user accounts" barnes and noble made it so your account settings 1000% slower and pretty much inaccessible through both their website and mobile app plus it forces a stupid 2FA code each time you login to your account that you're not allowed to turn off in your settings

the official sanrio gudetama account is putting gudetama in the backrooms 😭😂

Happy Pride and always remember:

happy pride month! always a good time to share this iconic message by Matti from Finland

definitely difficult time to be a manga fan now especially when the biggest scanlation sites are massive paywall scams with barely intelligible MTL/AI translation slop

At chili’s

yuuuump jg quintel's still got it

loudly blubbering to petals ft kase by orangestar 🥹😂

Just giving the tiles a clean...

guy who makes up his own idioms: dude you are missing the penis for the balls

It turns out the Spiralhite Islands in #SplatoonRaiders are packed with Salmonids, and the local variety is both more colorful and more vicious. We've even spotted a few types not found at all in other regions.

You can adventure on your own in Splatoon Raiders, but you can also bring up to three other players in on the action, near or far. Don't worry about balance or difficulty—whether you team up with friends or go solo, it all evens out!

Some new Deep Cut amiibo figures will also be coming on July 23rd! Shiver, Frye, and Big Man are sporting their Spirhalite Island looks. Each of them also connects to a base so you can display them together.

my press-on nail glue is so strong wtf it kept the nail on my finger when i accidentally broke a piece of the tip off (i trimmed the rest of jagged edge)

I'VE BEEN WAITIN TO DO THIS AGAIN~!!! RAIDERS SHENANIGANS GONNA BE FUN~!!! #splatoon #splatoonraiders

I think this is genuinely the most unfortunate and unfair Splatoon clip ever I've never seen anything even remotely this bad Mind you, all this happened in MY favor I think this clip could validate a villain origin story #splatoonclips #splatclips

It's time for some shenanigans Rundown of the idea in the description #Splatoon #Splatoon3 #Compsplatoon youtube.com/shorts/ZmO_y...

totally normal splat bomb behavior

MLB’s Korean marketing slogan used to be “It’s big ball chunky time”, and I will never stop thinking about it

conventionality will not trap me [puts hashbrowns in my baked potato soup for more potatoey substance]

Sometimes, ya just gotta do it for the bit #splatoon #splatoon3

The strangest, laggiest quad I've gotten! [With @skullnocturne.bsky.social and @kimumonogatari.bsky.social !] #Splatoon3 #Rainmaker #Octobrush #SkysVids

lmao me and the spouse are at a bank finalizing making a new joint account for a car loan and the banker was complimenting us saying they think we have good chemistry together 😳🙈🙊🙉

this is all the gen 2 team sprites if they coughed

took my revenge on risotto today by cooking it correctly and with all the ingredients in the recipe 😂

currently going through the agony of accidentally inhaling crushed red pepper flakes (the type that goes on pizza) through my mouth

this one was just from opens but it was really funny so

my spouse said murciélago manga is evil yuri and i really cant disagree with that it is truly beyond toxic to the point it's just plain ol' evil 😂😂😂

snorlax my beloved #pokemon

someone waited their ENTIRE LIFE to write that headline...

tumblr phrases that live in my head forever and always: bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes