Not Gonna Lie, folks. I am incredibly dubious in this day and age of any study that states 'you don't reach adulthood until X' considering how the 'full brain at 25' thing has been weaponized by both young and old to avoid responsibility and deny autonomy

elaborate visual metaphor #splatoonart #splatoonoc

Audience "participates" by throwing shit onto the playing field

[Splatoon 3] A Big Run has been announced. It will take place from Dec 13 to Dec 15 (UTC). The stage will be Barnacle & Dime. 🐦 original post

elaborate visual metaphor #splatoonart #splatoonoc

considering forced ai integration makes firefox run like shit until i lobotomize it, i wouldnt be shocked if all the outages with aws or cloudflare were caused by companies forcing the fucking Disinformation Machine + Device Nuker 6700 on users by default w/o their consent

elon fucking killed a major piece of not only driving game discussion, but also sheer inherent word-of-mouth advertising. it has no doubt kneecapped many small- and mid-sized titles and i can't even tell what big games are popping off right now unless they have a Little Guy people wanna doodle

Mario Kart: Double Dash contains a bizarre "eternal European pain" glitch whereby being burned when entering a pipe will cause the character to remain in pain indefinitely, but only in the European version.

with both 67 and 69 being funny numbers i propose we make 68 a funny number too so it doesn't feel left out

Gourmet Race got🥉in Week 8 of the Splatoon 3 North American League! With this, we've officially qualified for playoffs! Ggs all around Roster: @minerbckt.bsky.social - Bucket @shinypikmin.sunsetsurge.ink - Playing air ride rn @pikadave465.bsky.social - Content jail @leafletspl.bsky.social - Egoist

action/platformer speedruns: yea we have to do 100 frame perfect tricks to clip through all these sections and it's all skill based and precise practice and speed old jrpg speedruns: WE HAVE TO TORTURE THE GAME BY RIPPING ITS SOUL OUT AND REPLACING IT WITH DR MARIO TO FORCE IT TO DO OUR BIDDING

Twitter pays people based on engagement (views, retweets, comments, etc). It appears that many MAGA accounts are based abroad and they use AI technology to generate low-effort rage bait. My guess is that this will get worse as AI tech improves. For instance, fake videos of minorities doing crime.

girl help i cannot feel my legs

working from literal sunrise to sunset is making me crave a humidifier ngl

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same sketch, two different rendering styles

reposting w/ alt text

i need a team to grind w i cant keep going like this

i wanna snork mimimi honk shoo honk shoo so fucking baaaaad

Maybe Gonatus, but this one looks weird. @schmidtocean.bsky.social dive 867 #asgardarchaea #MarineLife

got home now im adequately fucked up except also not

everyone tries to contextpill nuancemax my drunk rants but the second i have a complex thought while sober everyones all "its not that deep"

idk how to describe this but any other players (esp ones who've had interviews) just feel. a viseral sense of wrongness reading this? like it just doesn't feel right to me to behave that way in that context ykwim?

sorry for constantly posting and deleting i keep changinf my mind

wii fit extra difficulty mod

too many ppl have the wrong idea of the 2000s-2010s but i also generally miss having every piece of tech come in more than 2 colors (if they get alt colors at all)

In the wake of all this Epstein stuff, you need to be extremely dilligent about information and media you share There are orgs that want to use the energy around all of this to push for censorship/surveillance legislstion as well as promote swerf ideology under the guise of supporting victims

I reject the notion that "practicing down" is a waste of time. For example, when you practice around the same level or better, teams usually focusing on winning. Playing against weaker teams allows you to focus on how to KO and how to setup for big pushes. Or experiment with new ideas/gameplans.

but also that "wahh but im wasting my time scrimming people BELOW me!" itself is like. roughly the same entitlement theyre criticizing so. either way its not like anythings gonna change bc splatoon players ultimately just want to justify the way the behave and not change it

biofilm

Hey everyone coming over to Bluesky to complain about Twitter (or "X") being down! Have you considered not going back there?

🌐 #art

wanting to play the game vs the neverending doom and gloom

this is a quote post to signal to you that not only am i a fellow contextpilled nuancemaxxer, but im also supportive and feel like i can contribute to the discourse in any way pls ignore that you have seen several posts from people within the same subgroup with the same take for the last 8hrs

my ass is NOT getting top 1000 ttek i cannot get put of bed

something that rlly bugs me ab comp splatoon twitter is the amount of people who have the same names as other comp players i know. ms. santana rainfall or blueprochara would NOT fucking say that

i got a face steamer thinking it was gonna be a warm mist for hearing up ur face before cleaning but its actually just a pocket humidifier and now i just hold it up to my nose when its feeling dry

this is a quote post to signal to you that not only am i a fellow contextpilled nuancemaxxer, but im also supportive and feel like i can contribute to the discourse in any way pls ignore that you have seen several posts from people within the same subgroup with the same take for the last 8hrs

im a contextpilled nuancemaxxer #highdivsplatoon #compsplatoon

Don't forget.

Paper Mario seeing Mario Kart World get snubbed in Best Score/Music at The Game Awards

remember: its not "fuck them kids" its "fuck them (grand)parents" their desperation to further control their children is making these idiots call to abolish their OWN privacy rights. its no coincidence that being young gets worse and worse w each subsequent generation.

As a former teenager, I imagine their silence is deafening to current teenagers

Me when I'm at a sushi restaurant and my orders taking too long.

something i want to draw attention to is how personalized this is. while vapor doesnt play tournaments, the scammers know he's in competitive gaming circles basically: stay careful cause theyr clearly targetting the competitive splatoon community

steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back

thinking ab the dream i had last night where someone thought it'd be a brilliant idea to do sportsbetting for competitive splatoon and me as well as several other players started getting death threats bc it got financebro'd and ppl were betting like. $10,000 on people winning