Nobody will see me here, I guarantee it

SOI is delayed until October 1st & that expedition will be primarily focused on CTD and aft-deck operations w/ only a handful of ROV dives planned. However, Nautilus starts about the same time and they'll have plenty of dives assuming things go smoothly 🤞

Tried for a walk again w/ my new knee braces and my back brace. Took me 15 painful minutes to go a quarter mile. Screw that. Not to mention I must look like I enjoy torture with all that shit on me and cursing aloud to myself about how much it hurts. I did see a turtle, so it was worth it

Just a reminder that these evangelicals believe climate change is good because that means christ is almost here. You cannot reason with them, they will not change, they are all now in power, & doing everything you see on purpose

My mom used to take Tylenol for her hangovers when she was pregnant with me and well, I'm not autistic.

Every time they start to recognize how much hate they've brought into the world, suddenly a rapture us upon us. Nah, you created the world you wanted, you aren't escaping accountability that easily. It is time to show you the prize you get for all the hate you've spread.

Good news everyone, a 40-person study has solved the fucking mystery 🤦‍♀️. Holy shit, we are living in a fever dream where real people are going to suffer because these sick fuckers want you all fighting over bullshit while they fleece the fuck out of you

Pretty coral snake I saw on a walk last year

To my rapture amerikkkans: don't you dare get sucked off to eternity while on the toilet. I have it on good authority that you're supposed to arrive full of shit, so stop all those digestive-regulating drugs & shove a cork up your asshole ASAP. The last thing you want to do is embarrass yourself.

Show the fuck up & vote NO on ALL the shit on the Nov. 4 Texas ballot. Even if it sounds like it helps people, it will not, THEY ARE THIEVES! The only control you have is if they get your tax money to begin with, so send a 🖕 to Abbott, Paxton, & the rest of those walking skin tags.

Evidently some folks say the rapture is coming & they're going to be sucked off on the 23rd. I call BS. Every single time I ask for their banking info, yet not once have they handed it over. That doesn't sound like commitment to me, so you'll pardon me if I don't get my hopes up

🦀 & snail from @schmidtocean.bsky.social dive 727 part 2 #chilemargin #MarineLife

My dream expedition team has Dr. Dhugal Lindsay as lead & is mainly midwater. The @schmidtocean.bsky.social #visioningcoralsea expedition had a lot of midwater time with Dhugal like here during dive 388. #ozoceans2020 #MarineLife

"...Join us for a rare look through the eyes of ROV Global Explorer, streaming live from NOAA Ship Nancy Foster, as we journey into the depths of Hudson Canyon." www.youtube.com/live/pIG13U9...

The 7th one giving me worm vibes b/c I'm not seeing gills? What do y'all think?

Cute 🦀. @schmidtocean.bsky.social dive 849 #Uruguaysub200 #MarineLife

Doc: well what activity brings on this symptom? Me: being alive

I didn't have osteoarthritis and fibromyalgia on my 202t bingo card. Those are the last 2 things I wanted to hear. So my life will be more of this, but constantly getting worse no matter what I do. It was highly suggested that I join some support groups. I can't do 40 more years of this bullshit

Inner Space Center is live with another Hudson Canyon livestream. www.youtube.com/live/Z96PiLv...

NOAA is diving in Hudson Canyon www.youtube.com/live/pmddIoP...

My right boob is a jerk. I was listening to a serious video while multitasking so I had my phone pinned against my chest, but then I looked down to find that my boob had left a 🤣 emoji as a comment. Then the damn thing refreshed & it took me forever to find & delete it. I hope the left one is nicer

Grimpoteuthis @schmidtocean.bsky.social dive 854 #uruguaysub200 #MarineLife

Black cydippid cteno. I don't see black ctenos too often @schmidtocean.bsky.social dive 854 #uruguaysub200 #MarineLife

Last of what I grabbed from the final dive of the Uruguay expedition. Next one set to begin Sept. 29th. Sponges & black coral. @schmidtocean.bsky.social dive 854 #uruguaysub200 #MarineLife

Check that out! I've never seen a sponge in that shape. @schmidtocean.bsky.social dive 854 #uruguaysub200 #MarineLife

Sponge, old chimney, idk, snail. @schmidtocean.bsky.social dive 854 #uruguaysub200 #MarineLife

Last dive for this expedition. 8hr dive. @schmidtocean.bsky.social dive 854 #uruguaysub200 #MarineLife

@schmidtocean.bsky.social dive 854 #uruguaysub200 #MarineLife www.youtube.com/live/pSTWmfx...

Photo dump from the dive so far. Sea star, urchin, munidopsis 🦀 @schmidtocean.bsky.social dive 853 #uruguaysub200 #MarineLife

Only took 3 days to meet my next bully. It is the size of a cicada, covered in feathers, and was none too happy that I didn't get the feeders back out this morning the very second light appeared in the sky. This cute asshole flies right to my face and squeaks the most offensive shit at me. Adorable

Whalefall @schmidtocean.bsky.social dive 850 #uruguaysub200 #MarineLife

Vibrant sea star & Coronaster. @schmidtocean.bsky.social dive 850 #uruguaysub200 #MarineLife

How the expedition team would wake up to find the mapping data if I were piloting the ship. Lisa, what happened? 🤷‍♀️ You said find stuff, I found a Mola mola and followed it. You only have yourself to blame

Squatina squatina? @schmidtocean.bsky.social dive 850 #uruguaysub200 #MarineLife

Cool to see a squattie eat. It spit out a shell. @schmidtocean.bsky.social dive 850 🦀 #uruguaysub200 #MarineLife

I'm sure the big one is just taking the little one home. For dinner? 🦀 @schmidtocean.bsky.social dive 850 #uruguaysub200 #MarineLife

Maxi was saying 1 fish they thought was conger, but now aren't sure, but idk if this is the one he means. I can't get a good image of the entire thing because they are lying inside the Desmophyllum. @schmidtocean.bsky.social dive 850 #uruguaysub200 #MarineLife

Tetronarce @schmidtocean.bsky.social dive 850 #uruguaysub200 #MarineLife

Flatfish, hagfish butt, a fish named Samuel, & a sea star. @schmidtocean.bsky.social dive 850 #uruguaysub200 #MarineLife

@schmidtocean.bsky.social dive 850 has begun. #uruguaysub200 #MarineLife www.youtube.com/live/IJs4Biv...

I thought I was broken because of the complete numbness I feel toward violence, but I cried about some stranger's dog being put down today, so turns out it wasn't me after all.

Zenopsis conchifer from @schmidtocean.bsky.social dive 843 #Uruguaysub200 #MarineLife

Hummingbirds are hilarious to watch. I hadn't put a feeder up this year until today & within an hour had one show up. Looks like it told friends, or maybe not so much a friend based on that dive bomb at the end 🤣

It doesn't matter how many times you tell them the call is coming from inside the house & prove it, their emotional intelligence doesn't exist

Fantastic video by Alex Ingle. I really love the cinematic ROV shots and the excitement from the scientists youtube.com/watch?v=e1Ds...

Looking at the world around me thinking that far too many are unwilling to experience the level of discomfort that is required for change. Because of that, we will rip each other apart while they watch.

Aequoreidae? @schmidtocean.bsky.social dive 847 #uruguaysub200 #MarineLife

Oh my word, the googly eyes and tail wag! Mola Mola being cute. @schmidtocean.bsky.social dive 847 #uruguaysub200 #MarineLife

Another Mola mola! That's 2 on one expedition, wow! Those cute floppy fish always make me smile. That makes 4 that I've seen on these dives across a decade! @schmidtocean.bsky.social dive 847 #uruguaysub200 #MarineLife

Lophelia, coronaster, hermit 🦀, & red 🦀. @schmidtocean.bsky.social dive 847 #uruguaysub200 #MarineLife