look sharp. the dolls will follow 🌸

comically unproductive day, im in da office spinning around on my chair hoping for compiler patches to fall from the sky

that's purrslop dude, you only like it because it makes you purr

guys try to avoid putting isopropanol in your eye it probably won't help

Air con in this car doesn't do shit all brother. I'm on the m4 getting rotisseried. you'll find me in carmarthen getting studied by maillard. Send help

summer situationship applications now open

in 2026 I will be a cunt

WOKE IS FUCKING BACK BABY

woke is IN for 2026

my boyfriend has a new body

hopped on mini metro daily challenge with 3 minutes to go you'll never know what it's like to be me

call me the goonabomber the way my package is exploding in the male

if you didn't like me at my amazon basics femboy then you don't deserve me at my vinted transgender

watched princess mononoke

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oh i’m sure

overnight pads are not enough. They need to invent a stronger pad for those of us with Dracula Flow

I actually like this app now because the button that takes you back to the top is perfectly aligned with profile pictures so you can make a sort of profile picture eclipse

I'm so full from 26,000 tons of iron ore! Yum!

officially hit 25% of my goal to top surgery!!! thank u so much to everyone who has donated and who has supported me throughout this whole process, I really cannot express how grateful I am and how much I love u all <33

Meat is murder

my favorite rhetorical tactic is the "Seinfeldic Method," which is where you just repeat what the other person said in an incredulous tone while gesticulating wildly

government is asleep post penis

latest @fairphone.com update makes the auto brightness go absolutely haywire. i just wanted a new kernel guys

i desperately need EVERYONE reading this to watch freaks of nature IMMEDIATELY

just got hired by Bath city council as the guy who deploys 60,000 furious birds as soon as everyone goes to bed

Well I guess I will be going from here soon !

this made me laugh so much

francis this image reminded me of u

I saw, I said, I sorted - Julius Caesar, probably

feeling pretty PulseAudio right now /neg

they finally invested tentosterone

expectation: phone is vibrating because beautiful women are texting me that they want me reality: phone is vibrating due to Epic Fairphone Unscheduled Reboot

me: i must do some washing up, but it's so boring! how will i remain engaged and motivated? the groovetastic Fox Stevenson:

The ULTIMATE Autistic Vocal Stim Compilation (PART 2)

stupidly didnt get any photos but went to the misscoteque pub & vinyl night and god i love queer nightlife

@jamologies.bsky.social get out of bed lazY ass

@speyriver.bsky.social add me to splunginators NOW!!!!!!!!! <3

the cube cinema in bristol is genuinely one of the best places to exist