“yeah i can tell it was AI generated. how? just vibes, yeah. it has that certain gen-AI sais quoi”

Can't Start - Bed Rot Chili Peppers

Its not discrimination to ban labour members from pride as long as you provide separate accommodation for them so like a pen in a muddy field somewhere far away just make sure you point em to their shame box “politely“

as part of the BBC’s on-going commitment to representing a diversity of ideas, June will be Pride & Prejudice Month

"does not do enough to protect everyone from discrimination" is such a nothing phrase. the CoP was never designed to protect anyone.

the front fell off

J'Acuzzi

Speedrun xkcd.com/3246/

antrim, armagh, derry, down, fermanagh, and tyrone

Massive defeat in court for Australian TERFs as Sall Grover not only gets her appeal dismissed, but the findings of indirect discrimination against trans woman Roxy Tickle have been upgraded to DIRECT discrimination. Also the damages upgraded from $10k to $20k 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️WE WON🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

i can now drink in the US like i'd ever want to go there

i genuinely have no idea what's happening with the labour party anymore they're actually trying to parachute burnham in

the fabians really must be secret masters of it all, this could hardly get any more gradual

thing is keir starmer is guaranteed to resign because anas sarwar hasn't called for his resignation yet

move over hemingway, we found a sadder and shorter story

Martin Amis used to say something like the nation is in decline but we still excel at poetry. This is basically the same argument

congratulations to the people of Newcastle on being moved from the category of 'salt of the earth working class hero voters' to 'middle class woke elitists'. and they say social mobility is dead

there wasn't even an election, someone put taylor swift tickets under a giant anvil and it worked 17 times in a row

wrt to local elections the headline results by reform are frightening but we should keep in mind that the greens are not the same as reform. we're an incremental party and don't have a 24/7 propaganda machine. it unfortunately takes time for our successes to reflect in seat count because of (1/2)

grandma's funeral, seeing my dad for the first time since transitioning, and meeting my mum's shitty boyfriend all in the same day 😃👍

🟢 @lornaslater.bsky.social elected to represent Edinburgh Central! Lorna is the first Scottish Green MSP to be elected today, and the first Scottish Green constituency MSP to be elected ever!

i've been building a commander deck around the new quandrix and i've never really been a simic player before but it's very silly

if only i were ever so slightly better at photoshop

Today's Discourse Prompt: First names should only be one or two syllables. Three syllables or more is too opulent and spiritually ruling class.

i have a GP appointment on the phone this morning so i'm just completely unable to do anything while i wait and i feel horrible

"The world has been turned on its head. These are the opposite of hate marches, they're peace marches" @owenjones.bsky.social in response to Natasha Hausdorff from the Israeli lobby group 'UK Lawyers for Israel'

chat my wife doesn't know who scott the woz is do i divorce her

You do the math! (you do the monster math)

lefthanded, transsexual, and autistic. i am god's strongest epigenetic warrior, babayyyy

this is just a cryptic crossword clue

1 social interaction has entirely ruined my functioning this morning

Ed Balls

Extreme Sex with Gorgeous Transsexuals

Hello World, we’d like to introduce ourselves. We the workers of the Magic: The Gathering Arena team have come together to unionize as United Wizards of the Coast - CWA! 🧵 unitedwizardsofthecoast.com/news/announcing-united-wizards-coast-cwa

my wife when i start hallucinating after having my best friend murdered

does anyone have $125 plus however much a mannequin costs. this might be my only chance to have a father

makes the selection of left-wing labourites all the more funny because mandelson picked them knowing they'd be ineffectual and he was completely right

i hate thinking about stuff at work because i can't do anything about it until i get home and when i get home i forget

god i need to be an inkling so bad

britain is the farce that marx meant when he talked about history repeating itself the thing i hate most about british nationalism is how american it is both in style and substance

Archaeologists in the Holy Land just uncovered a 3,000-year-old Israelite tablet… It reads: “Iran is only weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon.”

i'm making fun of you on my leftist whatnot stream rn

the green party is full of NIMBYs which is why i'm really glad that the labour party have been so adamant on transitioning to renewables since getting into government

chat do i get tomodachi life

how do i actually get news these days media companies obviously produce state propaganda and always have but they're so lazy as to now just quote the press briefings directly rather than even try to spin it

i know i shouldn't obey in advance but low-key i'm scared of using women's toilets in public

my bag is now ever so slightly lighter (dropped my passport documents off at the post office!)