Why have a breakfast and lunch when you can just nap all day and then have a sensible dinner?

Jeff Bezos went on TV to whine about Zohran Mamdani to stop demonizing billionaires. The very next day Mayor Mamdani responded by forcing Amazon to pay $9M in fines accrued by Amazon delivery trucks for illegally idling. This is what happens when we elect a mayor for the people—not the corporations

These places are my home and I love these illustrations so much. 💜 [1/4]

Some of you may know that @frizfrizzle.bsky.social is temporarily blind following surgery, so I thought I’d be nice and read an audiobook for them.

Introduce yourself with 10 musical artists you’ve seen live Barenaked Ladies and Steven Page “Weird Al” Yankovic Alanis Morissette Jonathan Colton Mollylele (Molly Lewis) The Doubleclicks They Might Be Giants Aimee Mann Emily Henry Laura Jane Grace

my gf works corporate and is on a training about AI and there's a word cloud for "what do you use AI for." the largest word by far is "Nothing" and the trainer is PISSED

I'm going to break my routine notifications, posts. etc. To ANNOUNCE a fckn MUST watch free YouTube experience by @tillybridges.bsky.social and @susanlbridges.bsky.social writers, etc. of: Robo Waitress Assassins - ☆☆☆☆☆ CIS,Gender Fluid, LGBTQIA+, I dont care . . . WATCH youtu.be/AjkYlyMiVSg?...

CIS PEOPLE TIME TO STEP UP it’s once again time to yell at our bad government via online comment form the FCC is trying to make trans and nonbinary content require special ratings on shows GLAAD has a good writeup on it below TELL ‘EM NO direct link to comment form: www.fcc.gov/ecfs/filings...

this was HR 2616 which also bans books by or about trans and nonbinary people from schools START CALLING YOUR SENATORS NOW CIS FRIENDS TRANS KIDS NEED YOU

‼️ Red Alert for Online ID Checks in California: Right now legislators are pushing A.B. 1709, a bill that would ban everyone under the age of 16 from social media & mandate an online ID check for everyone else ‼️ www.eff.org/deeplinks/20...

Laverne Cox thinks Caitlyn Jenner should have taken a breather first

Went to a bar in Asheville with all-gender restrooms which is surprising given that on the car ride through North Carolina we stopped at a gas station with two restrooms very clearly marked blacks and whites

Today I learned that Kermit the Frog is left-handed. [1/?]

Fellow Canadians: please sign & circulate this official petition sponsored by a member of Parliament, to make it easier for American LGBTQ+ folks to seek refuge in Canada from persecution in the US. Regardless of their ancestry. Note: don’t skip the email verification step or your sig won’t count

hey LA county! done with your early voting for the CA primary and need a ballot drop box? THIS IS WHAT THE OPPOSITE OF VOTER SUPPRESSION LOOKS LIKE

remember, centrists: you gotta vote blue no matter who! time to get in line and support the clear democratic front runner 😇

⚠️new episode!⚠️ #TransTuesday In a large majority of the United States, a violent cis person can attack a trans person, and a valid legal defense in court is "TRANS PANIC?" We discuss what it is, why it's a nightmare, and what we can do about it. @rileysilverman.bsky.social joins us to discuss!

I know I say it a lot, but ICE is present nearly every day in my area of Massachusetts. The only difference from a year ago is they're primarily focusing on abducting people in courthouses, out of view of the public. No big show of force, but the same fear and abuse.

this is open to every american to comment on, and it only has 220 total comments! if we want to stop this we need a LOT more please share and encourage your cis friends to do the same, we need you!

AOC on possibly running for the Senate or President: They assume my ambition is a title or a seat. My ambition is way bigger than that. My ambition is to change this country. Presidents come and go, elected officials come and go, single payer healthcare is forever.

JK Rowling is now represented by a trans person in the Scottish parliament. Absolutely incredible.

Remember this next time you hit a pothole on your bike or see an unhoused person having a mental health crisis on the blue line. This is what the city has money for, not anything that actually improves lives.

Years ago, the Ohio State Supreme Court ruled a gerrymandered map drawn by the GOP invalid & ordered them to use the existing maps. The GOP ignored the court and used the gerrymandered map anyway. Legal consequences? None. Virginia should do the same thing now. IGNORE THE COURT. USE THE NEW MAPS.

❤️‍🔥📣 MORE THAN HALF YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US Y’all check these incredible stats — most Americans—*including OVER 50% OF TRUMP VOTERS — want trans-inclusive sex ed in schools. How much did they spend to try to make us hate our children? FAILED. ❗️Action item next skeet ❗️

Hey LA friends, if you're having a hard time navigating this aggravating (but important) election, DSA LA put out their voting guide.

so HUD is proposing a rule that would require shelters to discriminate against trans people the rule proposal is here: www.regulations.gov/document/HUD... the public comment period is open until the end of june please let them know this is unacceptable! comment form here 👇

This is not an ideological purity test, but a practical recognition of reality. “Tent” is a military metaphor - armies in the field sleep in tents. We cannot have people in your army who do not recognize the enemy army as a threat. They endanger us.

BRIGHTONITES! I am bringing my parodies to the Brighton Fringe this Saturday 10th! Best of all, it's free/pwyw! www.brightonfringe.org/events/music...

Happy to announce my collection of paintings showing the host of Pimp My Ride at a nudist beach will be on display soon. Look out for the grand opening of my Exhibitionist Xzibit Exhibit.

could california please scream at schiff, what the FUCK?

Teachers understand this would destroy public education. Shoving a technology that causes cognitive decline onto kids is the most harmful thing you could do. We're already slowly marching to banning phone & personal computer use entirely during the school day, simply to keep them focused.

May the 4th Be With You! Will always deeply love Star Wars and cherish getting to put even the tiniest bit of myself into that universe.

Name your top 15 TV shows ever, gut instincts only: Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Steven Universe The Good Place Star Trek TNG M*A*S*H Hazbin Hotel Pluribus The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel Gilmore Girls Animaniacs Community Everything's Gonna Be Okay Project Runway The Great British Bake-Off Mythbusters

Word is that ICE is going to be active in my area starting tomorrow. Please help us shore up so we can start getting deliveries, as Im afraid my partner would be instantly targeted based on looks. I'm terrified, we're already so cut off from community here... linktr.ee/wylder

By 2040, it is projected that 70% of the U.S. population will live in just 15 states. This means 30% of the population—disproportionately rural, white, and conservative—will control 70 Senate seats.

only a few spots left! grab one soooooooon

Always remember #mayday #may1st #unionstrong

The gutting of the voting rights act will lead to "the largest-ever decline in the number of Black representatives on Capitol Hill [ever] — breaking a record set around the end of the post-Civil War Reconstruction era." It's a purge of Black representation. www.npr.org/2026/04/30/n...

The word for this is "coup."

A thought today, while white trans folks who aren't (until proven otherwise) shitty, I want you to look up if any Black trans women in your state have recently died or gone missing. Learn their name. Learn their life. Then ask yourself why you didn't know this. Interrogate it deeply.

This is an extremely great, hopeful, helpful book and while I love all of Charlie Jane Anders’s fiction this is the book I most often give to my friends as an intro to her work Three dollars IS A STEAL it is such high reread value and translates well to morning pages style shenanigans if you like

Today! Call OR text 877-301-8970 at 11 AM

I read some words by Cory Doctorow when I was but a wee squatter girl writing bad zines: what an artist should fear isn't piracy. It's obscurity. Those words stuck with me and have served me well.