UNC had a TD to take the lead but the ball was knocked loose before the receiver got in and ends up as a touchback

Madison, Wisconsin ticket office report: UW employees have been, for weeks now, offered DEEP discounts on tickets to Saturday’s game against No. 1 Ohio State which lol

Central PA grocery store report: all the Penn State tailgating paper products are already marked down to end of the season prices because lol

I really hope the person who invented the Crunchwrap got their very deserved rewards.

me, to god

I hate it here

This weekend an NWSL team is honoring a beloved retired player, 2 years after her retirement and the first game honoring her. Why? I don’t know but I do know that it’s happening on her ex-wife’s b-day. Wait didn’t her ex-wife also play for that team? YEP MEN’S SPORTS COULD NEVER

Had to go to Philly for a few things this afternoon which means I got to see one of my favorite PA landmarks: On 222S right after you get off the turnpike there’s a combo Sheetz/Denture & Braces store/Urgent Care…. And I think that’s beautiful.

If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.

If it wouldn’t be a good story if you told it in chronological order with a single narrator, it cannot be made a good story by jumping around in time and switching narrators every chapter

We are entirely serious here, by the way, as they’re going to close my campus and six others while one year of his salary could fund the to-be-killed campuses for several years. His payout could operate every single Commonwealth Campus for years.

ESPN literally had to blur the screen when Cathy was giving the championship trophy because a ton of fans were flipping Cathy off in addition to the boos.

What a chorus of boos. Amazing job Phoenix.

Apparently they were saying "No big deal, we're gonna win the next 16 and then take the Finals in a sweep." What an absolutely mind-boggling turnaround. #WNBA

Just a gal having a touch of a nervous breakdown in my hometown club: there are so many people here I haven’t seen in like 10 years and so many of them look like they’ve gone through an aging filter, and … I don’t look that much older do I?

Power straight theory is a theory like how gravity is a theory

Beckett would have framed this review

M’VP

I hate sports injuries

RELEASE THE FOOTAGE YOU ALREADY SHOT I NEED IT LIKE I NEED AIR

Standing ovation for federal employees @washingtonspirit.com game

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ROSEEEEEEEE

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38 unanswered points for the win!

So happy I didn’t stay up til 2 AM to watch Duke lose. Winning is better and it’s very time to sleep.

We allow the ACC to expand coast to coast and now the entire country is crab bucket, should’ve seen this coming

Fire Franklin for cause and use his salary to keep the Commonwealth campuses open.

As a PA resident, I’m pretty sure that 54 yard field goal for UCLA to go up 27-7 on PSU means Franklin can be fired for cause now.

Happy to announce: hoodie and flip flop season is here!!! Perfect evening walk weather.

A podcast just tried to kill me: a guest came on and said “okay so I was born in 1997” And look, I’m aware there are full adults who were born the year I graduated from high school, but I do not need to face that as my middle-aged self is boarding another slog of a cross country flight for work

Different roots. Same home. ONE SPIRIT 💛 The first 200 federal employees can claim a voucher for a free ticket on a first-come, first-served basis. After that, a limited number of $10 tickets for federal employees will be available so you can bring your friends & family! 🎟️ bit.ly/46vSPrX

Now that that’s over I look forward to seeing Indiana doing worse in the playoffs next year with their star.

Some actual good news on a Monday to carry with us through the day.

You’ll never hear a louder cheer for an opposing player than we did for Anna today. So happy to see her playing again!

It Happened: The Washington Spirit scored a goal off a short corner. What a time to be alive.

FIRST HALF HAT TRICK FOR GIFT MONDAY!!!! More goals!!!!!

Just changed a flight to move it out 4 days and swap it from BOI-> AVL to RDU->BOI. Work travel is just

It’s been 1 month and 13 days since I was on the waitlist for the lounge at CLT. Not bad actually

Angel come to DC!

I love the sound of boo birds at Clemson home games

It is fucked up what they did to the headphone jack

Posting early 90s minivans as a timeline cleanse.

One last Hawai’i landmark: the Honolulu Costco (Busiest Costco in the US)

Took a helicopter to, and we landed at, Jurassic Falls today. Absolutely lifetime bucket list stuff.

This but not having enough money to keep the commonwealth campuses open is infuriating.

Knew I’d found a good place to get spam musubi the other day when their ATM sign in the window was a neon sign