I'm looking forward to AI completely undermining the influencer industry and shepherding in an age when talented people who are ugly are famous again. Make reality real again

I can't help but feel that once journalists are allowed into Gaza we're going to be as horrified as people were at the end of WWII

it'd be nice to experience life without any kind of crisis for a while, even just at a personal level

thinking about starting a line dancing business. it's take place at an indian restaurant and we'll only be doing dances to country covers of madonna's back catalogue it's called the hoedown at the poppadom preach

how do you guys drown out the voices?

if cats were in charge everyday would be catastrophic

I follow US politics like it's a telenovela Every time you think they've jumped the shark, it just keeps getting wilder 🍿

what can I acquire that will fill this chasm in my soul?

I feel sad

zero ducks given

self awareness is suffering

You ever see that 'Making a murderer' documentary, it's like Israel is doing the country version of that

You don't hear about knolls as much these days... comeback?

I knew it!

I want a dark web, but for whimsy

Ugh I’m so tired

Be the change you wish to see in a worm

Such a chune www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKnV...

The best part of spending the day building a bed is I now have somewhere to lie down

I haven't had so many thoughts recently... ...oh well

I’m too tired to be ambitious

I'm pronouncing it Blueski, idc how it's supposed to be pronounced

i dont think im annoying enough i should become a mime

Ugh, gravity. Blech

She's a 10, but we're using binary

She's a 10, but the scale goes to 100

YOU MUST MAINTAIN YOUR STRENGTH AND POWER! HAVE SOMETHING TO EAT.

It's wild the lessons Zionists took from WWII. Like that crimes against humanity are pretty neat, and what an amazing PR success genocide would be

not a hollaback girl, but not yet a hollaback woman

The Bs in "AirBnB" are for: Bath n Beyond

You know a nation is fucking up when it makes the injustices of South Africa and Britain look like mild by comparison

As an Irish person it pains me to say this, but it might be time to consider reinstating British Palestine.

The presence of Rob Lowe suggests the existence of Rob High

willem dafoe in famous works of art: thread

I'm just out here living near the moment

Don't bend; don't water it down; don't try to make it logical; don't edit your own soul according to the fashion.

...I'm beginning to think that ethnostates are not such a great idea

Did you hear about the time they forgot to bring lube to the orgy? I was a fucking disaster.

Sorry to ask... but I've lost my mind.. can I have yours?

Things you should know about me: 1. My tummy hurts 2. I’m being very brave

This dude is speed running his super villain backstory

you could be the milk of human kindness but i am lactose intolerant

If the eyes are the windows to the soul, does that make the mouth the door to the soul? So my beard is the front garden to the soul..?

Today's mood: whistful despair

What's posting on Bluesky called? Skyting?

She's a ten except she only has eight arms, and is an octopus

He's a 10 but he pronounces bukkake as boo-cake

Kumquats sounds like a word I would make up while high

News from America is my version of a telenovela