Every time I open a news app or site and this story isn’t being discussed or featured prominently I feel like I’m losing my mind. Do not look away.

Most bad things in the world do not become catastrophic, they’re just kinda bad, or even quite bad and they stay persistently kinda bad or quite bad. This site looks at all of those things and assumes they must be preludes to catastrophe. Of course occasionally that is what happens. Just mostly no

people complaining about the pitt's psa storylines probably also have a million tweets about how bad democratic messaging on rights is. folks this is how liberals build political power for social change in this country: psychotically corny and saccharine tv

What if Christopher Guest wrote an over-the-top parody about the US Department of Defense?

Yep. Iran, Russia, geopolitics, nuclear weapons…all simple shit compared to NIL. Totally.

This is one of the most jaw dropping moments of Trump’s presidency. Up there with brainstorming about injecting bleach and shining light up orifices to cure COVID.

damn, if the Childcrusher 5000 GTX pickup truck owners can’t afford gas, how are they going to be able to tote their massive loads of a single loaf of bread and a canned Starbucks latte

Remember when words communicated concepts which could be combined to express ideas? Those were the days. I miss language.

It’s honestly wild that American media has “are liberals trapped in a bluesky bubble???” debates every two weeks while a 22 year old groyper White House staffer known as BasedBoss1488 remixes scenes from 300 in a propaganda video for a toxically unpopular lame duck president’s war of choice

top 5 all-time poster. “riding in a golf cart fatly” is outstanding

My god he actually found someone dumber than Noem.

feels like a minute since i have pointed out that donald trump has pardoned more child sex offenders than every other president of the united states combined

Growing up in a Youngstown in the midst of the closure of the steel industry, Springsteen’s “The River” and “Youngstown” get me every single time.

I fucking hate everything.

I'm teaching about early 20th century eugenics today and was reminded that 9 years ago Republican Representative Steve King was stripped of his committee assignments by his GOP colleagues for this post that simply states what is now bog standard GOP policy/rhetoric on immigration and "civilization."

This is what weak and insecure people think confidence looks like: buffoonish bluster and swagger, like a 12-year-old bully. It doesn‘t inspire trust or security. It inspires grave concern for the lives of the people serving our nation whose fate is in the hands of these overcompensating oafs.

Let's be clear: the U.S. had a deal that could have prevented Iran from getting a nuclear weapon. Trump ripped up that deal. Then he started a war instead of doing the hard work of diplomacy to stop Iran from getting a nuclear weapon.

I’ve seen enough. Not about the election. Just generally.

A Kuwaiti F-18 could do the funniest thing right now

These brave Americans died because Trump was bored and wanted to spice things up with a fight.

U.S. Troops Were Told Iran War Is for “Armageddon,” Return of Jesus open.substack.com/pub/jonathan...

*laughs in "years of Benghazi hearings"*

Face. Palm.

the DEI initiatives these guys got mad about were broadly aimed at making better hires by preventing quality candidates from being overlooked while their "pro-meritocracy" talk involves scraping the bottom of the barrel searching for anybody semi-qualified with the exact same life story and views

Scenes from a personalist regime

Hey, remember how Biden’s Afghanistan withdrawal was like the worst thing ever?

My opinion: Jamelle Bouie is the best national political columnist in America. This doesn’t mean he is always right or you always need to agree with him. But he consistently elevates the form. Conservatives and liberals who make deranged personal attacks on him just make themselves look bad.

Hillary Clinton has more than her share of flaws, but when it comes to "showing congressional Republicans the proper level of contempt" she is flawless.

Insert worked on this story and they just tweeted it out etc

Going to see more and more non-leftist Democrats talking like this from now on

I got a rash, man.

he inherited a plumbing business and never served

Agree, but for my second-born, it probably would have been better had I not been there since I passed out and some of the nurses had to leave my wife to attend to me. 🤦

i just don't enjoy watching football games decided by who's better at corners

If you put this in a dystopian novel people would say it's too on the nose.

What a time to be alive

Reminder that Republicans literally cut Medicaid and SNAP to pay for a boost in military spending ahead of this.

not to beat a dead horse but a reason why Iraq happened the way it did was the Bush Admin was able to coopt significant chunks of the USG to help inform and enable their scheme The Trump Admin fired all those people because intelligence and coordination is woke and gay

JFC

If they’re going to spend regardless, I’d rather they use border funds for these purposes…better than the alternatives.

Democrats should promise that every refugee, asylum seeker, and green card holder illegally deported, arrested, sent to CECOT, or sent to a third country can come back to the U.S. with a fast track to citizenship.

After a US-Israeli strike on a girls’ elementary school in Minab, Iran, rescuers dug through the rubble for survivors. The death toll is still rising, with more than 80 confirmed dead so far.

Exclusive: Prior to Iran attacks, CIA assessed Khamenei would be replaced by hardline IRGC elements if killed, sources say reut.rs/4l9SCAs

Something about the leader of a government murdering protestors in its own country, threatening universities, and throwing immigrants into camps telling people in Iran that he stands for spreading freedom makes me especially sick.

"Everyone is 12" theory going strong

First, Iran is not an imminent threat to the United States or Israel. The regime is brutal and repressive, but not suicidal. History and intelligence bear this out. There is no reason to do this now.

Betting on war is evil and wicked biblical senses.

there are a lot of people working in the government right now who want to intentionally trigger an apocalypse to create the conditions for the return of jesus christ and I know how crazy that sounds but its absolutely true

It’s the least important thing, but I can’t believe our pedophile president just declared an illegal war at 3am in this fuckass hat.