This was my biggest tweet over in the bad place. It will live here now. 🧙‍♀️🎄

This tweet has become canon for me tbh

@hankgreen.bsky.social for your sleep sounds channel, maybe add a yule log/fireplace type video? Might be good for everyone that uses those for Xmas to have a version that gives to charity!

Fun fact: After a brief stint as "Soph," Sophi B. is now "Sophi" once again in the #Survivor49 opening credits

6 years today the first COVID case was identified in a man in Wuhan marking the beginning of a global pandemic that changed the world. We are way less prepared today to face another pandemic than we were back then. This fact makes me sad.

sometimes it will just hit me that over a million americans died from covid in a short period of time and we never had a national mourning. we never collectively grieved. we never honored the dead. this feels like a failure

AOC: "It is unconscionable that what we are debating right now is legislation that will give 8 senators over $1 million a piece & we're robbing people of their food assistance & healthcare to pay for it. How can we vote to enrich ourselves by stealing from the American people?"

someone invited people magazine to the kitchen and they brought their own knives

the cow's tools will never be used to dismantle the cow's barn

Mamdani hasn’t been elected yet and he’s already driving criminals out of New York.

@cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social Do you have a we're just normal men version of cowtools? If not, that would be a fun one to do

@swilua.bsky.social I feel like the tech bros aren't just trying to make their snake god, but are now also saying "well if I DONT make the snake god to torture us, someone else will, so I have to do it even faster!" And I'm telling you this b/c you're how I learned people believe it for real

@khill.bsky.social Your videos on info hazards were the first times I heard of Roko's Basilisk, so I always just thought of it as an example of info hazard, but this year I've been finding out that these AI tech bros actually believe in it as a real thing. That's wild!

under communism every technologist will be assigned someone with a humanities degree who's only job is to hang out with them 24/7 and spray them with a squirt bottle when they try to build the Torment Nexus or pave the way for The Basilisk or whatever

It's kinda wild how BB production doesn't understand BB the game #BB27

sorry can't take ava complaining about ashley not doing chores seriously since she literally created a mold bomb in the bedroom #bb27

America 2025. Please Don’t Offend The White Supremacists

Actual footage of trump trying to say Acetaminophen

Since Ava chose Vince for the hamster wheel: - Rachel, a F2, leaves due to that choice. - Will, a F2, leaves at the hands of her ally. - Kelley, someone who'd never nominate her, leaves on Vince's HoH. - Lauren, a F2 protecting her, leaves. And now she's leaving by Vince's vote. #bb27

I can’t believe this is the only normal week of BB we got all season None of that “oh I’ll just win the Blockbuster” attitude We finally get to see a HG crash out as the game slips through their fingers This is when magic can happen by capable players, not 2 min before eviction Banish the BBBB!

The address to target is: Disney-ABC Home Entertainment and Television Distribution 500 S. Buena Vista St. Burbank, CA 91521-3515

@shannongaitz.bsky.social Congratulations!

#BB27 In 25 years of watching Big Brother, and 8 years of covering the show, I don’t think I’ve ever seen former players so unified around an elimination like this before. Considering the wide swath of people who have competed on this show, to see this rally is unbelievable

Live now!!!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHNi...

i hope you enjoy dying #bb27 😂

award for best actress goes to #bb27 😂

Tonight on Twitch and YouTube: Our friends Brianna and Casey along with Rachel will be playing a game GM'd by RC set in the world of Brianna's book Lament of Light (now on Kickstarter!). We'd be honored if you'd join us.

entire fandom rn #bb27

My friend just launched her Kickstarter for her amazing book!!! Trust me, you should check it out! www.kickstarter.com/projects/dev...

Ava channeling Felicia..... #bb27

stop casting one singular gay man and a bunch of fucking bible thumpers every god damn season #bb27

ASHLEY trying to change her vote during the live show is ICONIC, my jaw dropped! 🤣 #bb27

#BB27 They tried to make me go to rehab, but I said

The only correct move tonight is to evict God from the Big Brother House #bb27

June: why isn't Big Brother starting yet? I need my Big Brother!! early July: I like this cast! late July: huh, not sure about this cast August: I hate them all with every fiber of my being

Vince: We're talking a lot about reassurance & stuff, and that's something I'm really bad at with you, too. Rachel: That's ok, I don't need to talk to you. #bb27

Riley was going to put up his enemies, and Mickey really took over his HoH because obviously this season HoHs have to target their allies. #bb27

I disagree, Ashley. I think Keanu is indeed as smart as Tucker. That is not a compliment. #BB27 #BBLF #BBSky

Rachel was either pulling a Sweet Kenny K or Dan Gheesling, and no one can be 100% sure which. #bb27

biggest twist of the season was no feed cuts during that whole convo #bb27

✨🕯️🔮✨ #bb27

this is a betrayal on levels no one's ever seen

🔍WEEK 2, REPOST & LIKE If You’re Team AVA! #BB27

Jimmy next week: #bb27

Guy watches BB for the first time. "I cannot believe people actually watch this mess. I also can’t believe it’s taken me this long to start." #bb27 www.pajiba.com/tv_reviews/w...

ava: wanna know who has a really sexy voice... rachel.. i know this may be a bad memory for some people but when she said to zae when she was like "do you need a mommy" i was like i wouldnt mind #bb27 😂😂😂😂

Gary Larson vs. Newspaper Readers, 1982 (colorized)

this is why i do what i do