building the new bears stadium directly on top of this yolkers house

Mortal Kombat is better than Street Fighter and the more Street Fighter-y they make it the worse it is. They should stop listening to the FGC and just make a dumb fun game and post a giant picture of scorpion giving you the middle finger on their social media if you bitch about grognard shit

Realizing Cottage Grove Ave (800 E); 1 mile east of State (0) Halsted Street (800 W); 1 mile west of State (0) Chicago Ave (800 N); 1 mile north of Madison (0) 8th Street (800 S); .70 mile south of Madison (0) Roosevelt Road (*1200* S); 1 mile south of Madison (0) And becoming the Joker

69-13 (nice) www.82-0.com/share?id=KMZ...

man i saw a guy after the nascar race a couple years back run a red light and turn left out of the right lane almost hit a bunch of people and a whole damn sty of cops was standing there. I looked one right in the eye and he just shrugged. Glad to know our boys in blue doing the hard work

I think of this clip every time I see someone use the word "ya'll" who definitely only picked it up from being online:

Strong Bad after December 2010

You: please act normal you need these people to like you Me: ok! People: hi Me: The first guy to get killed by a car was Henry Bliss in 1899. The driver of the taxi that hit him was the first to get away with murder by car. People killed by cars is a number comparable to WWI + WWII deaths.

After the experience both of Europe and Asia, anyone who speaks of non-class politics and non-class socialism, ought simply to be put in a cage and exhibited alongside the Australian kangaroo or something like that.

the guy who wrote this article should kill himself

I hated serial killers until I got that first rush of my hands squeezing tighter and tighter around a helpless delicate neck

anytime there's a mysterious murder with no suspect and cops "cant figure it out" it was a cop who did it and they're just protecting the murderer behind the blue wall

I like bluesky because it feels so much like tumblr 1. barely works 2. userbase is annoying (affectionate)(not that affectionate) 3. being queer on here feels like I’m actively participating in ruining some tech company’s investment

I'm going to kill you

and furthermore why the fuck should I want to share a website with journalists? the class of people who protected jeffrey epstein? those people? why would I ever want to be around professional manipulators? I already don't use linkedin or threads for a fucking reason.

sure i'll play: White Sox Mets White Sox White Sox Pray for a comet

people say this site doesn't have the juice but we got a trans guy saying transphobic slop, we're exploring brave new frontiers in posting on this place

we gotta get the brands to stop having personalities on the internet. it was a mistake and is unnecessary, just post a flyer telling me what time a tv show is on or what day nuggets are discounted through the mobile app

The Amazing Digital Circus X Phantom Thread (commission for my buddy Maddy) #funnybunny #tadc #theamazingdigitalcircus

i mean yeah, saying "The New York Times is a nazi rag and sucks dick" is an uncomfortable opinion for these jabronis and they throw a days long hissy fit about it

the nyt chooses to publish right wing content, that makes it right wing. that's how that works. if the nyt stopped posting news and politics and only talked about sports you'd say it was a sports paper

thinking of the dude on here who said lefties hate the government because of right wing propaganda right now

america sucks

arn anderson, ric flair, ole anderson, tully blanchard

"I got yer four core character classes: beans, bacon, whiskey, and lard!"

always liked this one for whatever reason

Go whoever we're playing

posting some of the fanart brainworms i've been having here as well! #deadlock #Moonshine

all my friends keep saying that no one on bsky is talking about the daytona 500 nascar get rid of stage cautions you stupid fucks goddamn it #daytona500

me listening to the most grating literal yodeling cowboy shit that sounds like someone is choking a cartoon rooster: I like what I like! me listening to pleasant-voiced and well-recorded Brooks & Dunn, whose only real crime here is being a little too 90s/00s: (scarlet-faced with deep guilt)

how its been going recently

I heard the Nintendo Wii crash noise in a YouTube video I watched today, and my brain, as usual, said "Hey, you want to make something silly?" #VideoEdits #YTPMV

really getting sick of people on this very website going "man this place dead twitter is so much better." sorry that the child porn and nazi emporium is more your style, maybe you should eat a shotgun

What did i say that was unclear Judge Stone Cold Steve Austin in the Dilbert mpreg episode

oh yeah

rice is one of the simplest things to cook, stop buying rice cookers

always funny to see ppl quote posting a Cis Opinion and it's from an account you muted months ago

if you like harry potter kill yourself

The only way I can tell some gaming event happened these days is my feed on social media is basically this:

like a fashion brand getting bought by nudists

~ current mood ~

columbo says "one more thing" and the dykes go wild

fried brain sandwiches (not a euphemism, its literally fried brains on a bun)

Matthew 6:24 "we gotta kill the fuckin rich dude like rn ongod"

they’re gonna have a heated conversation about the future of the white sox