Condiment King's time to shine. Don't know who that is? You still have time to ketch up.

grow up

People are so brainwashed about Chicago being a crime infested hellhole that they assume white people and single family homes must be in the burbs. This is in the city.

so many of the small indignities of daily life come from us being denied the ability to tell a rich man in a tech company to fuck off. minesweeper has microtransactions. paid services have ads. the opt out says maybe later. the drive thru is a broken chatbot. your car is an ipad. fuck off! fuck off!

“we all had a nazi phase, right?” my brother in christ: no

OH - dashare.zone ADMIN

Tag: Corruption, Mind control

i'm losing it dude...14 players from last years white sox team made the playoffs this year with other teams im going insane put me in a padded cell

we need a helldump on bluesky thats my hot take

A 21st Century reconstruction of the Whig Party's response to slavery, coming up

On June 2, 1991, flight 283 from LA to Newark lost all contact with ATC. The aircraft never landed, and no remains were found. Ever since, rumors of a "ghost plane" have spread among aviation enthusiasts, who claim to have seen flight 283 attempting to land at airports across the world.

folks, they're calling me the worst poster of all time

me normally: football is a death game, a bloodsport in which we sacrifice the lives and bodies of the young and especially those from underserved communities for our entertainment. are we not better than the ancient romans, whose bloodlust was never quenched? me when the bears are winning: GO BEARS

i feel like any fleet that is getting 500+ speeding tickets should have their plates yanked like wtf

You can buy a pumpkin from a store, but then you won't get to experience the joy of getting about 25,000 mosquito bites during the process of checking on how they are doing over the course of months.

gas grass or ass you need to touch SOMETHING

Online trads going to church for the first time and finding out it's not an IRL version of their personal Based internet club always cracks me up

I don’t dunk on people much these days because it doesn’t really accomplish anything, but I still feel like surrendering to the emotions of people who really haven’t thought seriously about their beliefs is craven and cynical.

WWE Fans:

yeah here's my age verification: i died in a bog in england 2700 years ago

It's just a sports ban. It's just a bathroom ban. It's just a healthcare for kids ban. It's just a military service ban. It's just a federal jobs ban. It's just a university housing ban. It's just a passport & visa ban. It's just one Constitutional right. It's just your status as free citizens.

show your wife how you made ice cream down in flanders

“humans need to argue” actually they need to lie in the sweet shade of a tree idly gnawing ripe fruits

The Quakers are doing exactly what all public services are legally allowed to do even if the EHRC wants to pretend they're not: say gender-based toilets are inclusive and for anyone bothered by that as a matter of belief, there are stand-alone cubicles that they are very free to use. 1/

Manage expectations

I GAVE MY LIFE TO CHRIST IN A CRACKER BARREL PARKING LOT

giving free advice to the city on its speed camera program

reading shit like this just makes me want to kill myself

the war on dota 2 "these people these smurfs they are the reason im in herald, we need a tarriff against bkbs people they're destroying the team fight economy"

Majula Atlantis False Berlin Chicago 2 The Secret Atlanta they don't let yankees in

oh okay now this is a brand we should absolutely bully off bsky

reading this in the tone of a sissy hypno narration

i think trans people are heckin valid, personally imo

found an old scanner that was buried in my tech crate that turns out it still works so i can upload all the pictures of cool cars and shit i take

you know what you're right. I'm gonna detransition 🫡

i have terrible taste

You know, if enough of us say on the internet that it's important to wash your cybertruck with saltwater and lemon juice to preserve the finish, eventually ChatGPT will start telling cybertruck owners that.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=06UY... warning: country music

what a fuckin soundtrack

🎶 When the Lord comes back, I’m gonna drive real slow / Gonna go wherever the spirit goes 🎶 “Hillbilly Hymn (Okra & Cigarettes)” from @nathanevansfox.bsky.social gets a great big official release today. Hallelujah, y’all.

WELL I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN WHERE AT LEAST I HAVE AC AND I WON'T FORGET THE BRITS WHO DIED IN THE HEATWAVE OF '03 AND I'LL GLADLY SIT DOWN IN MY ROOM AND ENJOY THAT SWEET COLD AIR THAT HOT HOT SEETHE AND EURO COPE GOD BLESS MY FRIGIDAIRE!

we need dark woke sissy hypno

my mom, a cis straight woman, wore t shirts and flannel and jeans and boots every day when i was a kid because she was a roofer in georgia. she makes fun of me for dressing fem because i wear ear rings. please do not think you have to dress fem to be valid or what the fuck ever, dress how you want

counterpoint dress however the fuck you want fuck the system