Let's gooooooooo.

Hey nerds, guess what I'm doing tonight?

Actual libraries pay for our books. Real libraries will always be a net good for both readers and writers. This is part of why I object to sources that are not libraries calling themselves libraries.*

Every time someone mispronounces my last name:

1/ Five cases of New World screwworm have now been confirmed in the U.S., Texas has declared an emergency, and Canada immediately restricted livestock imports. Most people had never heard of screwworm until last week (or maybe just now). That's because we eradicated it from the U.S. in 1966.🧵

For families in Gaza, WCK bread deliveries are more than food—they’re reliable access to a comforting cultural staple. That’s why the teams at our mobile bakeries produce hundreds of thousands of fresh loaves of bread every day. (1/2)

!!! youtu.be/j151ek2rYs0?...

Autocorrect loves to change real words to wrong words by won't even attempt to save me when I type nonsense like "qeuck."

Elon and DOGE literally gutted screwworm prevention funding in March 2025. We successfully kept it out of the country for decades before that.

Visited the Portland Art Museum and by far my favorite piece was Fulguratus #2 by Juan Alonso.

Some truly horrendous history takes today. While history is a through line, perhaps it's important not to confuse WWII politics with Cold War politics.

Decided to watch Casablanca for the first time while I was on a plane and we landed with 8 minutes still left in the movie 😭

When you want to like the silly cat picture, but on second glance the silly cat picture is AI.

Oh no, she eaty me. She eaty my finger!

Re: last RT As someone who has now fixed several home appliances with various issues— do not buy appliances with unnecessary smart functions or computer boards. The mainly mechanical versions are far superior and when they do break you can usually fix them yourself for less than $50 in parts.

Okay, #Skystorians. Do your thing, please. Someone in the Nashville area (or someone willing to drive) NEEDS to adopt Joan. This 9 year old lady needs her forever. LOOK AT HER FACE. @weratedogs.com #MedievalSky nashvillehumane.org/nha-pets/joan/

Oh no, she eaty me. She eaty my finger!

we were talking about this this AM and my husband was like, so, you want to give 'the people' 50% of all of our collective stolen IP? are you also going to give us 50% of what plumbers earn next year? no? then this is just nationalizing theft

Berry-picking-dog at it again.

oh hell yeah THE IMPOSSIBLE CONTRACT is on sale at Bookshop for just $2.99: bookshop.org/p/books/the-... which means it's time for this classic

But also, look at his hair! I love him so much I don't want him to ever grow up.🥹😭

Berry-picking-dog at it again.

Throwback to when a TV station in Iceland accidentally aired an episode of Teletubbies with subtitles from the Sopranos 👌🏼

Why is Masters of the Universe rated PG-13? What are we doing here???? This franchise is for babies (positive). Why is the movie not for babies?

I'm bi 💁

Wheeeeee Pride Month!

She is unrepentant.

100% serious not being sarcastic: Trans women have been trying but I think we really need more cis women to say it

It is berry-picking-dog season again. What does that mean? When we can't find the dog it's because she's outside PICKING BERRIES.

This is my hospital. And why I've told Alex, in all seriousness, that if I ever got pregnant we'd have to move. www.cnn.com/2026/05/28/h...

You've gotta stop doing whatever you're burnt out on. I mean stop. Completely. It'll suck, but that's the only way to recover. Took me three months of not so much as entering my office to even begin recovering.

I fried my own calamari for the first time! It was good!

She is made of but cardboard, so her time on this mortal coil will be brief, but I hope she entertains and educates many during her stay. Wish her luck, everyone. 🫡

It’s truly astonishing to see how comprehensively the US government is tearing down every part of the system that has made it up until now a world-leading power in science, research, and technological development. The entire world will suffer from this wanton destruction.

I've never been more likely to *literally* flush money down the toilet.

Here is the data from the Whitehouse "Aliens" site. Huge discrepancy in the numbers. The last arrest date was 05/21/26, and it was last updated yesterday 05/27/26.

In case you didn't think the Trump regime could be any more obviously racist, please see my previous reposts.

This thread is horrific. The White House is basically saying don’t be concerned when we carry out ethnic cleansing. They are literally being dehumanizing.

This page is a xenophobic troll operation from the White House. But buried on the page is something that might represent a shocking degree of transparency; a map data tool which shows ICE arrests by city under Trump. But that can't necessarily be trusted, and it's presented under a mystery number.

Spoiler alert: it’s just more fucking racist shit.

This really saddens me. Like, a kid's whole job is encountering new stuff they don't understand. That's how learning happens!

The "everybody does it" guys are always both predictable and wrong, just telling on themselves. No, I don't use AI to write. Why would I? The point of writing fiction is that I am writing it. Yes, even through the hard, slow, complicated parts.

Putting a whole ounce of honey into my yogurt cup to cover up the taste of steviaaaaaa.

Lots of people rightfully pointing out how Not Good this is, but I have personally never encountered such a thing. Which publishers are doing this?

What. WHAT. 👀👀👀👀👀 WHHHHHHAAAAAAT.

It's not about which is 'superior.' It's about the multitude of ways in which large corporations have normalized rent-seeking. When you have to maintain a subscription to operate everything from your music library to your fridge to your farm equipment, there's a problem. nfu.org/wp-content/u...

People love to ask "what's your food quirk" and then call the cops when the answer is "I eat raw ramen noodles straight outta the bag."

Children are people.

Ugh. If he dies in that bunker (like another famous dictator died in his), are we gonna pave over the White House and move the capital back to Philadelphia?

#WorldGothDay, motherfuckers!