Alieeeeeeeeeeeeeen Daaaaaaaayyyyyy!!! (Xeno-morphs into...)

I will say, I am not prone to conspiracy theory, but it *is* weird that a man who won't shut up about the pettiest slights has never mentioned his supposed *assassination attempt* since it happened.

How did we get such a photogenic pup?

How did we get such a photogenic pup?

Angel of the Evening.

Drop your crime-fighting Catholics.

A new Integrated Food Security Phase Classification (IPC) report confirms what families in Haiti already know: hunger remains critical. In nearly a year, WCK has served close to nine million meals in Haiti's Artibonite region where people have been displaced by violence. #ChefsForHaiti (1/3)

Pretty kitty.

Sailors apparently experiencing that one tortilla, one piece of broccoli, one gray meat, and one other thing nonsense in real time.

"Every time that you fumble, I'm the laugh from the back. When you think about him, my wings start to flap."

What is this???

Our blackberry bush is starting to bloom, and I already saw a hummingbird going from flower to flower 😊

Our blackberry bush is starting to bloom, and I already saw a hummingbird going from flower to flower 😊

If you only see one movie with a main character named Grace this spring...then you are missing out. Project Hail Mary and Ready or Not: Here I Come are both super fun.

Today my notifications are forbidden.

What is this???

I know a lot of not-religious people are looking at the "Trump as Jesus" post like "really?" In terms of people freaking out, but you have to understand: someone illustrating themselves as Jesus *in place of Jesus* is the *epitome of evil* in most Christian sects. This is important, given his base.

If the fact that the images in those pic spam accounts are all stolen and, increasingly, fake doesn't turn you off, you should at least care that you're setting them up to target you for scams.

*holds breath* *holds breath* *cannot hold breath any more* *screams*: The position of Pope was a political position before it was even a *Christian* position.

And then there's the US president who is so lacking in both curiosity and intelligence that he's all "Jesus or doctor, I dunno. Am I evil or brain-dead, maybe both?"

Watching a James Webb Telescope course on The Great Courses Plus, and, damn, science is amazing. NASA scientists and engineers are the human-discovery ideal.

…in real life I’m actually a pretty nice person.” New interview with @blipstress.bsky.social on GENDER REVEAL podcast!! Hear her talk about everything from her personal beef with Joyce Carol Oates to her and @tuck.bsky.social shared grievance against contemporary fiction LISTEN: shorturl.at/9NvaU

Tradition is what holds us together. Since March 2, WCK has served 1 million+ meals to families displaced by conflict in Lebanon. This Easter, we prepared maamoul—cookies filled with dates—because preserving the customs that define a community isn't a luxury. It's a lifeline. #ChefsForMidEast

I do not find Trump funny and never will, but the words “Pope Leo is WEAK on Crime” are hilarious to me.

Dunking on Vance is very very funny but well done by the folks on the ground in Hungary.

He made some sort of monkey's paw wish and was all "I want to be the herald of the end" and then choked on his own flem for a full minute before adding (too late) "For my enemies, for my enemies!"

I had several people this weekend ask if these were fused glass, and I dunno why, by that makes me very proud.

JD Vance, unwitting harbinger of doom.

The number of AI animal videos is so disheartening. We like animal videos because they're real animals! Doing real animal things! What is even the fucking point of a fake cat video?

Today is the day! Come see me at the gallery hop! I'll be at The Art Gallery at NWA Mall!

Scooby is interviewed about the #ArtemisII splashdown.

Scooby is interviewed about the #ArtemisII splashdown.

All cats who helped the Orion capsule get to splashdown are good cats. #ArtemisII

Hello, I made you a feed of your cats watching the Artemis II splashdown bsky.app/profile/did:...

My "No hazardous gasses" T-shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by my T-shirt. #ArtemisII

Are we still doing favorite tweets? @kejames.bsky.social

Funding NASA is funding this planet‘s near and long-term health. You think solar power just appeared? GPS? Weather prediction? Battery tech? Most aspects of the microcontroller? Velcro? Space sciences are planetary sciences!

NASA is one of the best things about this country. Hope. Innovation. Exploration. Wonder. Give them, the post office, and the national parks service all the money from ICE

Yay!

Now time for nap.

Some of the arts I will be selling:

Sweetest baby kitty goof.

There are so many burger options I don't know why anyone would ever choose to eat one from McDonald's.

Some of the arts I will be selling:

Yo, if you are in Fayetteville, Arkansas this Saturday, come to the Gallery Hop! Seven art galleries, free transportation, free food, and free fun between them! I'll be signing books and selling art! www.experiencefayetteville.com/experience/a...

I did not know it was Sapphic Visibility Day? Even if it's not, for the next 24 hours, I am visible. WAIT NO, I mean, yes, I am visible, but also, THE MEMORY HUNTERS features sapphics and they ought to be visible too. Someone please lmk if you can see them www.kensingtonbooks.com/978164566208...

Wait a minute, wait a minute. Philomena Cunk isn't here actual name?

Deathloop: Blue Prince for masochists? Discuss.

Is there a word for the childhood delight felt while sitting crisscross-applesauce during an especially good story time in elementary school? If so, that’s the feeling @brianbilston.bsky.social managed to elicit here 🥹

I work from home am not a morning person, but today I left the house before 8am, and I've made four different stops for different errands before 10. How do people live like this?