REMINDER: THE USPS IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE A BUSINESS THAT IS MAKING MONEY. IT IS A CONSTITUTIONALLY PROTECTED ENTITY FOR THE PEOPLE.

chet hanks forced to be a craqueño in colombia, timothee leaving the oscars with the clothes on his back and jack harlow trying to reheat musiq soulchild nem nachos and blowing up the microwave instead.....white boy summer has finally been stopped mashallah!

He was going to.

made a very deliberate effort to listen to more albums in full this year and focused on mostly calming ones and discovered that now three months into the experiment that I can't sustain anger like I did before

There has never been an official, comprehensive record of Black-owned bookstores across the United States — until now

I've decided that I'm going to knit whenever I'm watching sports and see how much I can do mindlessly

when I have my way I'll be her but without the terrible storylines and will be a pilates instructor and will be a great potter as well 🙏🏽

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

it is well documented that I bit my cousin as a toddler and yes a french 75 will always see me!!!!!

the fun part about being from miami is that whenever I speak spanish my accent takes on the nationality of whoever is on the phone

being bilingual is fun cause next to no one in that arena understood benito but I did!!!!!

mini fugees reunion reminded me that pras is in prison

really not knowing how to feel about these d'angelo tributes only cause I never thought we'd be in this situation! he really fucked the city up omgggggggg

me reading this as a black miami woman:

Good reminder from this state highway!

if for some reason they get the balls to do a ground invasion I hope that they know that the venezolanos would smoke them cause these new batches of recruits are absolute FOOD in any sort of combat

how the fuck did justin timberlake diss both prince and janet jackson and get to live in peace for all these years?

day one in mamdani’s new york

just saw a billionaire pack all his things in a bindle and start leaving new york city on foot. he turned and looked at me with tears in his eyes and said “maybe one day when this city is safe we’ll return” before walking away

USPS quietly changed its postmark rules — mail is no longer dated when you drop it off. The “official” date is when it hits automated sorting — sometimes days later Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked

apple music is so real for not playing any rico nasty songs until I got off I-95 like omg could you imagine me fighting miami traffic and smack a bitch comes on

We really need to bring back a focus on reading comprehension

can we track if there is an uptick in use of les mots/frases putain, merde et repose en merde/pisse on today?

heard in another conversation "shantell you different from my other grandchildren" "oh how is that grandma" "you not fast like the other ones"

welp! it's the end of the year so let me review what I read in 2025!!!!

pink or an emerald green

sometimes my grandma's dementia proves to be funny. like she called me and asked me if my son was his football game and I said WHO???? grandma you gotta be looking for somebody else I don't got no babies and she said oh I'm sorry baby 😭

As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history. Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX

There are 1,700 ballots that need signature confirmation. That is enough to change the election. Go. Check. Your. Ballot. komonews.com/news/local/s...

so joyce carol oates owned elon so hard he's been taking out ads on X saying he has in fact read a book and watched a movie and he's clearly spiraling and unable to recover from such a vicious own i say to my wife as she frantically pulls out of the driveway

susan sarandon continues to get the last laugh

Mamdani was unaware Dick Cheney had died when I asked just now:

I wonder if my trivia crowd can tell that I'm my grandparents baby based solely on the music I play

The Gamblers (flipped), by Hendrick Ter Brugghen, 1623, 📸 by Cameron Browne

if the miami heat joined bluesky y'all would be seeing so much more of me on here but they're ducking me bad

at a black and asian feminist solidarity event and this baby just walked up to the speakers and said and did nothing and then sat in the crowd with us to listen intently

the universe knew to have me be in my mother's womb when the elián crisis was going on cause otherwise I would've been talking CRAZY and they would've had to send me off with him to shut me up fr

I love talking to my grandparents cause it's like yesssssss let the originators of my mannerisms educate me once more

so very happy to see this post while I have multiple of her songs queued up for trivia

Nick Valencia, who has been doing amazing reporting, just wrote about this: “These Are Abductions.” Newlywed Husband Says Wife Taken During Green Card Interview open.substack.com/pub/nickvale...

As America's most pro-business leader in a generation, I will choose one company each week and accuse them of witchcraft

this is the song i've been working on

48 hours from now I will be reporting from my first day of hosting trivia at my new regular spot

this is how I'll always remember tia. LA traffic and the nastiest of winds couldn't stop us from seeing you! her smile was infectious and somehow her humor bit even harder irl. rest up my dear! take all the space that the world selfishly didn't grant you, for you've earned that and then some.

being a trivia host is so fun like yes you are going to sit down and listen to this fucking al green while you come up with an answer!!!!

dreamt about my aunt for the first time since she passed, I felt her presence in my car this morning and her signature song just came up on shuffle

rest in piss!

the way a client just tried me too.......