sometimes my grandma's dementia proves to be funny. like she called me and asked me if my son was his football game and I said WHO???? grandma you gotta be looking for somebody else I don't got no babies and she said oh I'm sorry baby 😭

As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history. Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX

There are 1,700 ballots that need signature confirmation. That is enough to change the election. Go. Check. Your. Ballot. komonews.com/news/local/s...

so joyce carol oates owned elon so hard he's been taking out ads on X saying he has in fact read a book and watched a movie and he's clearly spiraling and unable to recover from such a vicious own i say to my wife as she frantically pulls out of the driveway

susan sarandon continues to get the last laugh

Mamdani was unaware Dick Cheney had died when I asked just now:

I wonder if my trivia crowd can tell that I'm my grandparents baby based solely on the music I play

The Gamblers (flipped), by Hendrick Ter Brugghen, 1623, 📸 by Cameron Browne

if the miami heat joined bluesky y'all would be seeing so much more of me on here but they're ducking me bad

at a black and asian feminist solidarity event and this baby just walked up to the speakers and said and did nothing and then sat in the crowd with us to listen intently

the universe knew to have me be in my mother's womb when the elián crisis was going on cause otherwise I would've been talking CRAZY and they would've had to send me off with him to shut me up fr

I love talking to my grandparents cause it's like yesssssss let the originators of my mannerisms educate me once more

so very happy to see this post while I have multiple of her songs queued up for trivia

Nick Valencia, who has been doing amazing reporting, just wrote about this: “These Are Abductions.” Newlywed Husband Says Wife Taken During Green Card Interview open.substack.com/pub/nickvale...

As America's most pro-business leader in a generation, I will choose one company each week and accuse them of witchcraft

this is the song i've been working on

48 hours from now I will be reporting from my first day of hosting trivia at my new regular spot

this is how I'll always remember tia. LA traffic and the nastiest of winds couldn't stop us from seeing you! her smile was infectious and somehow her humor bit even harder irl. rest up my dear! take all the space that the world selfishly didn't grant you, for you've earned that and then some.

being a trivia host is so fun like yes you are going to sit down and listen to this fucking al green while you come up with an answer!!!!

dreamt about my aunt for the first time since she passed, I felt her presence in my car this morning and her signature song just came up on shuffle

rest in piss!

the way a client just tried me too.......

my team fleeced let's get it!

love duolingo chess a lot, oscar gets no mercy from me!

no miami wnba franchise? y'all don't want the bad bitch dollar fr

grief really is never ending cause my mom travels with her sister's obituary still

I hear calls for “civility” I believe that many of us are mistaking docility for civility

IF YOU STARTED PRIDE MONTH GAY STAY IN LINE

Cuts have consequences, illustrated. As seen on TV 📺

rewatching the sopranos and taking notes this time around just to feel something

The Kiss of Judas, by Luca Giordano, 1655-75, 📸 by @albello55

there's a lot of people repeating this sentiment and I just wanna say every teacher/professor absolutely wants to do this and I wish it was that simple. administration is covering for the cheaters and making it our problem!!!!

when I push back against one of them and they say I'm acting like the other one is so..........

STOP MOVING TO THE SOUTH WE ARE FULL

new orleans we finally defeated the evil.

this app is missing balloons on the profile.....

galaxy brain: it's based on her own personal experience doing years of court-watching and in collaboration with the Free Black Mamas project? www.stereogum.com/2307055/fion...

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the posters who are secretly scrutinized & mocked in all group chats, the lost souls doomed to perform their most hilarious bits over & over

BARCA!!!!!

DEIR AL-BALAH, Gaza Strip (AP) — The World Food Program says its food stocks in Gaza have run out under Israel's nearly 8-week-old blockade.

Clown, by Georges Rouault, 1912

dawg this game is PHYSICAL

i'm finished omg 💔

UCLA don't want it fr

wait cause I just started reading the year of magical thinking this week OH