Go get the lettuce

So is everyone done pretending they were cool 2000-2015 and can we all admit that the most millennial song is Sk8ter Boi

Reading a rating report (from May) and the agency expects oil prices to average $70/barrel in 2026

Men and women who do plastic surgery deserve each other, especially so when their beauty standards are set by the porn industry.

Oh boy.

Have UK voters considered hiring foreign candidates for the role?

Jimmy Carr:

If you understand this post but haven’t started saving into a pension yet you need to speak to a financial advisor ASAP

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Retail investors trying to resist going all in on semis:

Don’t worry guys, I’m sure the war will end in 2 more weeks with no demand destruction at all. Just two more weeks bro, trust me.

Warning sign

Mike Bloomberg’s going to hell when the pope finds out the cost of the Vatican’s terminal.

Me, reading the news these days:

So they’re flying them to a base that has a quarantine center for a situation like this but will not be using it. Very on brand for the Trump regime.

Stock market must be closed

The headline just cuts to the chaise. nypost.com/2026/05/09/world-news...

Good shoes take you good places

Can confirm I’m in Paris.

Finally, we created the false idol from the “Thou shalt have no other gods before Me” guidebook.

Resign? In this economy??

I wish Trump would cease firing off these posts, even if only for a few days. That's a ceasefire we all deserve

Probably just semi stocks

Me when I’m working from home, trying to resist taking a nap:

Whatever news has occurred since the bell yesterday - good, bad or otherwise it is bullish for semi's. Thanks.

IRAN: US IS UNABLE TO UNDERSTAND THE SITUATION, FIND AN EXIT

I am told the waiting times for Schengen visas are super long right now. 👀

Why do you guys care about the council election results outside of the one you live in?

Great headline from BBC News

Chopez-le!

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Hentaivirus? Probably safer to quarantine them in horny jail…

Can the trader settle with a donation to the Board of Peace of 10%-20% of the P&L?

In Star Wars everyone* speaks English with accents but they’re in a completely different galaxy long before English existed. But there’s no English writing anywhere. *not everyone

Imagine if your bank sent you a “How did we do?” email every time you made a payment and asked you to leave a review…

funniest thing i’ve ever seen

Peaceful coexistence, Respect of national sovereignty, International Rule of Law, and Coordinated Development and Security? What is this? A 4-point proposal for beauty pageants who don’t know how to count?

When you’ve finished watching the 76 episodes of “Empresses in The Palace”

UST 30Y >5%?

Samsung reaching a $1tn market cap will do this to a man.

US inventories drawn at a high price 🫡 🇺🇸

Just when you thought the richest man in the world with a kink for social media humiliation couldn’t have a bigger loser energy, he accidentally reveals that he was using his mom’s account as an alt to defend himself 🤦🏻‍♂️

The US spending 7x more than China on healthcare for a ~1Y gain in life expectancy will never stop blowing my mind. It’s even worse when considering healthy life expectancy (if you trust 2021 WHO data):

20-year chart of Korea:

Sounds like the pay portions of the SpaceX IPO have leaked.