Woke up to go to the bathroom, and on the way back made sure to say hello to the door with my knee

If you can, it would help a lot!

MIA!

All-star game with the homies.

SHE WAS THE MEANEST CAT IN ALL CHICAGO TOWN! 🎶🎶

There's no premier league to watch. What am I supposed to do?

Scottish artist Elizabeth Blackadder (1931-2021) #WomensArt

San valentine's come and gone, and I didn't even post the unhinged card I wanted to post. Oh, well.

Her: (sliding her fingers through my non organised hair, and caressing my cheek) mmm what are you thinking about right now? Me: did you know that while shooting "The Two Towers" Vigo Mortensen did actually injure his toes, hence, Aragorn's reaction in the movie is actually real?

♥️ sincerely

What?

Happy Saint Valentine's day!

The other day I saw a post about this on another platform, and it is an idea that hasn't left my mind ever since. This whole ordeal with the Epstein files can be/could be so triggering for SA victims and survivors.

Congratulations. We’ve identified you as a new type of guy and we hate you

I am having such a bad headache, that at this point dead seems like a sweet relief.

Wait a minute.

🌸💀🌸

Perhaps I've had a glass of wine... Or two.

My best and I have been friends since high school.

Today, I have switched fields. Now I am an expert on "bacterial endocarditis" and cardiovascular surgery.

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I Will Always Love You Is A Breakup Song Please Stop Putting It On Your Wedding Playlists #art #dollyparton

Don’t forget to leave a club wrapped in barbed wire on your fireplace tonight so the headless ghost of St. Valentine can get his REVENGE

Friday, but at what cost?

That was probably the most brutal and heartbreaking dinner I've ever had.

I love patreon.com/berkeleymews

This turned out to be rather a prophetic movie.

Small pp energy.

What is wrong with this kind of man?

Thomas Partey has been charged with an additional two counts of rape against a further woman.

HOW ABOUT NO

Hehe

Going to court. See ya.

Nothing like starting the day listening to the recordings of a hearing that I attended, and having to endure the sound of my own voice.

Bonnard #morningart

MIRA MIRA! UNOS CAPYBARACITOS! Spotted on campus the other day. Presumably late for class. Unclear if junior was attending too, or just tagging along.

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Not everything that breaks me stays The slow tempo of a sweet melody The taste of a cheesecake The first drops of rain that fall when I am about to go to bed The first sip of that juice that I was longing for All of that paves over the cracks. Broken, perhaps. Defeated, no.

*young me, developing a strong sense of justice* This is gonna be great, what an asset, this will never drive me insane

Life hacks.

Today I am cosplaying as an expert on lifts/elevators and their installations. Fun.

The German guy is Italian The Italian guy is German. What is this? The holy Roman empire?

♥️

Same as it ever was.

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I need another Sunday.

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