absolutely begging people to STOP. BUYING. DOORBELL. CAMERAS. your piddling little fears about "porch pirates" & strangers passing by on the street are being leveraged to build the last mile of a total surveillance panopticon

aaaahhhh

it feels fucking NUTS to say "the minimum wage is too low" and have people making minimum wage defend it by being like JUST GET MORE JOBS THAT'S WHAT I DID like???? and you're happy??? you're just cool with that???? that's fine with you????

spending my NYE arguing in a tiktok comment section that Mad Men is about women

watched Cold Mountain for the first time while my mom and I were in Asheville this weekend. Felt thematically appropriate. Also felt like I needed an emergency therapy session by the midway point. more like Real Fuckin Sad Mountain.

hey kids before you type out that comment having to do with someone's appearance, maybe consider that the woman-shaped thing on the internet has probably heard it eight thousand times before. don't. no, even if it's a potential health issue. no, even if you're a nurse. no, even if you're being nice.

ew capitalism

shoutout to all my professors for their all-caps bolded NO ACCEPTABLE USE OF AI reminders on every assignment

PBS Kids really is killing the captions game. Tone indicators! Stage directions! Words written out in ways that reflect the way they’re said (like “greeeeeen” instead of “green”)! IF PBS CAN DO IT WITH SIX DOLLARS AND A DREAM I DONT WANNA HEAR A DAMN THING FROM OTHER STREAMING SERVICES!

Tomorrow's episode of HEMOPHOBIA features @wickedinterest.ing and @dustinparsonsaudio.bsky.social talking about wanting to fuck SpongeBob I Am not Joking

Boromir took three arrows and kept on fighting until he bled out. I slept a little funny on my shoulder last night and decided it hurt too much to vacuum.

woke up at 4:30 AM to find my son eating minced garlic out of the Costco jar with a spoon, so any vampires better look out

finding out that my library has jigsaw puzzles is maybe the best news I’ve had in a while

No bread and nobody can afford to go to the circus anymore and the circus they keep demanding we go to sucks and isn't fun

Okay so the current economic plan for the United states seems to be fire everyone, cut off people's access to food, sink an entire gdp of funding into the "fire everyone" technology that literally can not work as the creators intended, and to do all of this right before the holidays huh. Alright.

"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"

Hi, I'm a new poster on an incredibly old subreddit focusing on podcasts. You might remember me from posting the exact same shit the last guy said: "What are some good horror audio drama?" "Fantasy/scifi audio drama that's good?" and "creepiest horror audio drama that's actually good?

4 days left to support this audio drama adaptation of Frankenstein with an award-winning trans cast! Find out more at igg.me/at/refrank!

SNAP is going away and health insurance premiums are up by multiple hundred percents but joke's on you, I made like three dollars too much to qualify for SNAP and I haven't been insured since the day I left the hospital with my son. life hacks.

whenever i encounter people who say they can't understand shakespeare verses I always send them this clip from the 2019 Shakespeare in the Park production of Much Ado About Nothing

lmao my last-ever math class is OVER and I got an A

My latest guest @caromincks.bsky.social describes the premise of their award-winning audio drama, @seenandnotheard.bsky.social.

They're teargassing people on the streets and shooting them, Chuck.

Y'all idk what I was expecting when I saw a picture of Kenneth Copeland as an infant but I wasn't ready for my reaction to be "oh so he's just always had that energy"

ms rachel is great and all but girl this bunny song is all that's echoing in my head and I need it to be formulas for calculating compounding interest

In my latest episode, @caromincks.bsky.social talks about disability representation in their award-winning audio drama @seenandnotheard.bsky.social. Listen at https://www.beyond6seconds.net/244.

also if you're wondering why I don't mention public transportation options it's because we don't have them. No, I'm serious. No, not even that. We. Don't. Have. It. It doesn't go anywhere near the pharmacy, and in fact you'd have to walk an hour to the bus stop which is PAST the pharmacy, so...

Today, I went to get my flu shot and covid booster. I want to talk a little bit about that experience, because I think it's important to talk about barriers in place for people seeking care.

It is actually peak absurdity that we still have people arguing that voters should bend to the positions of their political representatives instead of the other way around.

Caroline Mincks' @caromincks.bsky.social award-winning audio drama @seenandnotheard.bsky.social is about navigating hearing loss as an adult... but almost anyone can relate to the experiences in the show. Caroline and I talk about it on my latest podcast episode: https://www.beyond6seconds.net/244

so when's someone gonna do an edit of Night In the Woods with the song Lehigh Valley

You know there aren’t any rules about what cereal you can use to make a marshmallowy treat right

my life is a patchwork quilt of bullshit right now and I still got a B on my math test 🍾

Put back headphone jacks. Stop making me use a QR code instead if a menu. There doesn't need to be an app for everything. LET ME OWN THINGS! I paid money you shouldn't be able to limit how many times I can download that ebook/song/etc or take it from my library at will. That's mine now! Fuck DRMs.

Happy #Bisibility Day to those who celebrate. 💙💜❤️

I miss when Google worked

Anyone complaining that kids these days are disconnected and uncaring should spend five minutes with the kids in my neighborhood watching them take turns caring for the beloved stray cat we've named Max

Ned Fulmer's new podcast Rock Bottom, about him cheating on his wife and trying to come back from that, is the RSS feed for his wife's old podcast Baby Steps. He wiped her branding and episodes so he could start with an existing fanbase of thousands still subscribed and positive reviews on Apple.

lol my french textbook asked which country vladimir poutine leads

JUST IN: Three people are in critical condition after a shooting at Evergreen High School in Evergreen, Colorado, according to St. Anthony’s Hospital. https://cnn.it/46fImzg

oh no not the bobblehead of Dorian Gray

And FTR, whether or not you believe he “deserved” to get shot (few victims of gun violence “deserve” it), these are his words: "I think it's worth it to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights.”

Today my therapist said "it's not just in your head, you are in fact my client who has the most bullshit happen to them on a constant basis" which did help actually

I can no longer do the things I wish to do because of physical ability and funds. it hurts, it is often soul-sucking. but we owe it to ourselves to create our own happiness rather than demand it come at the price of another's exploitation. lean into community, get involved in art activism, find joy.

Being only mildly allergic to something is so embarrassing lol like I know I’m being dramatic when I freak out around bees but also I got stung on my ankle two days ago and my whole leg still hurts

hot take: asynchronous classes shouldn't have group projects

ayyyy made the summer semester dean's list without ever so much as glancing at AI 💅

Sandwich guy escapes indictment due to jury nullification!

I need to know what lesbian going through a breakup was in charge of the morning playlist at this veterinary clinic