let's take ibuprofen together

people who say this act like if they weren't at the airport they'd be at home curing cancer. what exactly are your big plans for your extra 45 minutes at home you fuckin loser

I always highly recommend any @mikefromtheparty.bsky.social video, but this one is especially excellent!! youtu.be/GGG-GxBy3o0?...

NASA and Mamdani are proving that Americans are desperate to see their money spent in ways they feel good about. This, however, is not the same thing as simply spending the money on things we would feel good about but never know happened. People need to be able to see it.

[pitching a publisher] ok you know the If Books Could Kill ONE BOOk theory? Well this is called The End of Rich Bobos Is Flat and we're going to make a trillion dollars.

It's The End Of The Project For Awesome!! YOu HaVE To JoIN US!!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYLH...

Shout-out to Maintenance Phase for forever making my brain go "ol' Fucksaw Bailey?" every time I see this guy's name @yrfatfriend.bsky.social @michaelhobbes.bsky.social

I wish women were real…

these guys are conservative, but, *get this*, they *also* have a narrow and hierarchical conception of masculinity!

Streets are saying If Books Could Kill is the Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 of podcasts www.vulture.com/article/cult...

We have a bit of a natural experiment here. Compare the tone, quantity and duration of Charlie Kirk coverage with that of the two Dem lawmakers gunned down in their homes in Minnesota 6 months ago. May be revealing.

🚨 NEW VIDEO 🚨 “The Darkest Attraction Disney Imagineers Ever Made” out now! 🔦🪺 youtu.be/5tLZ1OZzQwE?...

up the bastard Wimbledon.

Lots of new players put most of their points into sperm vitality, but experts will tell you that you want a sperm dexterity build if you're going to take it serious. While some see it as a joke, a really fun playstyle is sperm faith with some sperm strength as needed.

HAPPY TAX DAY! How much would you spend on a year of tornado warnings? The average US taxpayer spends only $4 a year to help fund the NWS. It’s a smart investment—every $1 invested in NWS yields approx. $73 in social benefits. 🌪️❄️ Support science. Support the NWS. Stay tuned for more this #TaxDay

Please don’t let me survive a mass extinction event only to live in a bunker that’s still doing keto

California Assembly Speaker Robert Rivas (D-Salinas): "there are currently more kids with measles in Texas than there are transgender athletes in the NCAA. That's the epidemic we should all be worried about."

Why would you have a secret group chat without cool codenames thats like the best part

Incredible season premiere i love foreshadowing

A message for #Danaher:

This comments section is the first time I've felt even a shred of hope in eight days.

Almost $120,000 raised for the Transgender Law Center after breaking the original $10,000 goal before @sarahz.bsky.social even started the stream. Still a couple hours to go (as of 11pm est) if you want to go help push more!

I will never stop being mad about how the media has treated the anti-trans movement as a group of ordinary people with legitimate concerns rather than the obvious frothing bigots they are.

Me when I win connections: Oh, nice. What a fun little game to stimulate my head in the morning. Me when I lose connections: What narcissist gets to be the arbiter of how words go together?

All butches hate the Supreme Court it makes sense

ME: Queen Elizabeth, you better not be dressed like the Magic deck from Balatro when I get there QUEEN ELIZABETH:

When we talk about cost-effectiveness in health, we often don't fully calculate costs--or benefits. As Paul Farmer said, "What's really expensive is not curing TB." I'm thinking about that as I watch tuberculosis survivor Henry hand out food in his community: www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsxS... (1/3)

This isn’t my favorite mug I’ve ever made, but it’s up there. I love the way the handle and the step in the middle of the mug body interact.

Merry Christmas to these two especially!!

People are always like, "This is a core memory" while watching a sunset with friends or whatever. But all my core memories are, like, the time I was invited to visit the New York Knicks' locker room after the game and though the sandwich buffet was for me when it fact it was for the New York Knicks.

Hey, so it turns out that paper on black plastic was a bit blown out of proportion by a simple math error. nationalpost.com/news/canada/...

this is actually not true, because his case rests entirely on one issue and one issue only: is there a cool person on the jury?

Ugh this is so sad. Maybe not her most powerful, but to me, her most moving poem is this one

We tried to tell you

we are aware of the situation

United Healthcare story getting far more coverage than one could ever hope to get from United Healthcare. Weird.

Life ain’t too heck

All jokes aside it's really fucked up to see so many people on here celebrating murder. No one here is the judge of who deserves to live or die. That's the job of the AI algorithm the insurance company designed to maximise profits on your health and no one else

Happy Giving Tuesday! We're doing a new thing at Good.Store where you can buy a care package for a person in a domestic violence shelter. We've been working with shelters in Montana for a while and we're super excited about this: good.store/products/car...

You get 20 extra characters on Bluesky which is great because it means, when you copy your old tweets into Bluesky you can always add “THUS SPOKE THE LICH!” to the end and it will still fit.

is a hot priest a hymn-bo?

My most-viral post ever: “Book historian who tells students constantly that if they listen to the audiobook, they are literally reading 18th century novels the way the large chunk of the original audience experienced the book. Silent, solitary reading by eye alone is so so recent!”

(Finally) escaping twitter reminds me of this mystic I once read who said that the gates of hell are always open for those who are ready to leave.

Hank Green is so ambitious. It's exhausting. My life is like being the co-author of the Federalist Papers. I'm all like, "John Jay got sick after writing five." And Hank's like, "HAMILTON WROTE THE OTHER FIFTY ONE."