imagining a grizzled hardboiled detective saying this while gripping some guy's lapels at a shady bar

Resident evil just delivered to my house so now I gotta sit here at work for another 4 hours and wish I was home

It took having a baby picture contest at work for me to realize I’m the only white person here. At first I just thought people were really good at recognizing me lol

I do like home runs better than bunts

Happy father’s day to all the moms out there who pick up the slack for deadbeat dads we see you queens

Do any posts haunt you like the ghost of a person you watched drown without trying to help

I love when people get online and ask if a city is safe to visit. No, Karen, there are 2 million people living here and they're all dead.

So Randal Grichuk has been fun

now every pride night is gonna be about who didn't wear or defaced the hat instead of the stated purpose of making LGBTQ people feel welcomed at the ballpark. and why would you ever feel welcomed when you're paying money to watch a guy who outwardly signals his hate for you? it's over if MLB folds.

Didn't realize until reading this that the Pride hats were optional. Like the guys who wore the hats and wrote bible verses on them didn't have to wear them at all. It's that classic Conservative move of acting oppressed by something that nobody forced them to do

Morning coffee tastes better from a new mug. I’m basically having coffee with Mulder

Boner.

New physical media update

Just booked a cabin in the mountains next to lake donner for me and the lady and the boy. But it’s not until the end of august and this is gonna be a long summer waiting on all that fun

Things were disclosed in disclosure day. They disclosed these nuts haaaa yeah but it was good I guess

Thank god we got moonshot53758374726472 to steer us through right and wrong whew!

Today has been three years since I touched an alcohol

Woke up not feeling it so called in for the first time this year. Happy PS5 and kindle and nap day for those who are celebrating

I hope the pope is having a good day today as the white sox stomp the dodgers

donald trump has died in the octagon. there was one punch and it was like a papier mache full of blood. he is survived by some adult children he hated and his dog, marco

this might’ve been the funniest tweets ever was “Weekend at Bernie’s 3: We’re Gonna Fuck Him Now

this is the verse he cited to protest pride night and not only is he incredibly dumb but he might be illiterate

Just walking around the house and singing Ben’s songs but with swear words and everyone thinks I’m the funniest one in the house. Even the dog gave me a high five

The mariners are doing a baseball to the nationals

The white sox are doing a baseball to the dodgers

Lol.

Just tuned in to white sox and it’s probably because I’m miserable and complain a lot but I really dislike the Friday all access crap

#letterboxdfriday #lastfourwatched

Well we’re fucked ok

The white sox are in first? In this economy??

Spencer Horwitz didn't just flip that bat, he yeeted it out of frame

Man I still love and miss Chris Sale

happy blade runner 2049 day

BRADEN MONTGOMERY MLB DEBUT WHEEEEEE!!!!

Overcome a 4 run deficit and some tomfoolery only to come an out away from losing and then Braden Montgomery decided to do a thing lol I dunno man

What did I even just watch lol amazing

Holy fuck lmao

lmao, owned

From Dusk Till Dawn (1996) Director: Robert Rodriguez

Well, the others were negotiated with unions long brought to heel, for one. This is the fundamental piece missing from so much of the coverage. The leagues with caps have unions long broken in wars won by management.

Mariners start before 4 and white sox before 5. There will be no nap for me after work and I’ll probs be cranky tomorrow

I realize that sour cream and onion flavor isn’t everyone’s chip jam but this sweet potato variety is extremely legit

I was so out on this until I read Ridley Scott. Now I’ve never been more in on something

My lazy ass back to ordering groceries smh

Legendary Stacey call tbh youtu.be/uRAp00SxP30?...

Made a big lifestyle change today. Think I’m a French press coffee guy now

Byron Buxton initially remained in the game after slamming into the outfield wall making a catch, but has now been removed for pinch-hitter Tristan Gray.