Mariners so cooked smh

The blue jays are like “this guy hasn’t seen any game action in 16 years and has 23 strikeouts and 7 home runs tonight!”

Would rather eat a steaming pile of shit than eat sub way

Made a nachos

Sonofabitch

Oh yeah lol meta glasses. I love how the commercials while watching baseball are there to remind you that everything sucks

Another great thing about the playoffs is never seeing the dumb city uniforms

Been a certified mariners fan™️ for five years now and part of me still wants to see max do well here. Baseball!!!

Seriously though whoever had the chest lips commercial idea needs to be thrown in prison

When they ask how many points you gave up

Well welcome to the alcs blue jays

Brewers cooked. How disappointing

Chili baseball and dune hell yeah

A great play but also extremely hilarious if you’re a dodgers disliker

This brewers color scheme never worked for me. Something about it makes them hard to see. Probably just a me problem

Goms!!

John Smoltz was right. Hitting three run homers is good

Love the triple. Huge fan.

Never been a fan of the in game interview. Nothing interesting has ever been said during an in game interview

GOMS!

BIG PUMPER DUMPER FUCK YEAH

Have seen this movie like 20 times and still get so excited when the beginning of fury road starts

Every single ice person is the bully in school who was only tough around their friends and would get the shit kicked out of them when it counted. Just an astounding amount of bitch with these people

Gonna get to work here. Have more games incoming. These were the first two

After last night that felt like the most boring game of baseball I’ve ever watched lol

Imagine getting struck out by a chad

White sox lol absolute poverty franchise

You did real good tonight bluesky

GOMS!!!!!!!

Girlfriend who has heroically been sitting next to me for the last five hours: so this just goes until someone scores or????

We’ve never needed the shoe on head people more than we need them now

I’m so fucked in the morning lmao

JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th [Sun rises] [Sun keeps getting bigger] BUCK: yes [World engulfed by flames] BUCK: oh god yes

When AJ talks about bunting

My son asked me why they’re bunting in the playoffs and I told him because there’s no such thing as Halloween and he started crying

*Anakin and Padme meme* And then someone scored right? RIGHT?

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhfjtejfjdjs

Not good Bob!

Had a PS5 delivered tonight and thought I’d be doing something about that right now but it’s just sitting on the floor in the box lol baseball man

AJ doesn’t shut the fuck up huh

That was not ideal imo

Are only Lexus drivers supposed to know who Jack is? I’m so confused

Most valuable dump

#letterboxdfriday #lastfourwatched

We can all learn from the people having fun while eating taco bell

lmao

My son asked me why they’re bunting in the playoffs and I told him because there’s no such thing as Halloween and he started crying

The commercial with the chest lips does not need to exist if we’re being honest

“Throwing a childish shit fit really helps his game!!!”

The dodgers advance at the same time I read about there being another 9/11 show which begs the question did anyone ask for any of this??