Thanks, Vonnegut. 💜

For America.

Bill Cassidy sold his soul to the devil, and this is what he got in return:

That friends and family are STILL deleting each other in defense of him should lay to rest any doubt that it's a cult.

This might be the first thing Mike Johnson is keenly aware of.

How it’s going How it’s going to go

I am tickled 😂😭

I love that the same Republicans that would disingenuously say “don’t you know that REPUBLICANS freed the slaves?!” are the same people gleefully stripping away the voting power of black Americans all over the South. There’s a very stupid irony in that.

Ahh, yes, the unpopular decisions like “black people don’t deserve political representation,” or “rich people should be able to control everything,” or “women shouldn’t be in charge of their bodies.” Truly a man committed to justice.

The South proving at lightning speed why the Voting Rights Act was still necessary.

I say this at every journalism conference and I'm surprised (and not surprised) at how quickly it's dismissed. One of my favorite's was the NYTimes "discovering" insurers were no longer covering certain properties in Florida. It'd been happening here for years.

The Rams took the Falcons pick then did something the Falcons would do (derogatory)

WHATS UP YOU WET MOTHERFUCKERS

this is fucking unreal stuff from Noah Wyle on the magic of The Pitt. www.gq.com/story/noah-w...

he got everything he ever wanted and he’s fucking miserable

Wishing a happy Brian’s Hat Day to all who celebrate.

Ten years ago today, in April 2016, the Boston Globe printed a satirical front page imagining a future Trump administration. The page was called "alarmist," "hyperbolic," "dystopian." But we’ve put up with so much since then it now looks like . . . a slow Thursday?

We didn't have to do this again, and they did it anyway. I'll never understand.

Son, when I was your age, apples were as big as watermelons, they were green on the outside, and when you cut ‘em open, they were red and juicy inside and tasted like watermelon

“clown event still possible” put that in your pocket, I can already tell you that this is the key phrase of 2026

> @scottmelkerr.bsky.social

Over/under on his career at another 4.5 years.

Paradox: If Derek Carr is their quarterback, they aren't Super Bowl contenders.

The is the federal government telling news stations to provide favorable coverage of the war or their licenses will be pulled. A truly extraordinary moment. We aren't on the verge of a totalitarian takeover. WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF IT. Act like it.

NO NO NO YOU DON’T GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL tell everyone you know www.freetaxusa.com

It's almost like the FIFA Peace prize means nothing to him.

Kid just brought home her art project. The dreams of children are so beautiful. 🥲

It continues to baffle me that we’re going to strip the planet of resources to build super Google that’s also wrong most of the time.

McDonald's, Qdoba, Popeyes, and Jersey Mike's.

Joker

Boosting to make SCOTT MCELREE famous for his Choices‼️

😕

I love us

*Taylor Sheridan pulling a slot machine arm* "Ok, we got... Kurt Russell... as a... Fire Chief in... Paducah, Kentucky" Paramount Exec: Sure whatever, here's $40,000,000. All of our parents: Prairie of Flames is the best show on TV

Donald Trump “Read one complete sentence from the prepared remarks without launching into some stupid bullshit” Challenge. Difficulty level: Impossible

The UK arrested Prince Andrew. Hakeem Jeffries is telling Democrats not to boo Trump at the State of the Union.

The community note is the icing on the cake.

*strums guitar* let me tell you about someone else who was denied three times before making an epic comeback

FAMU can't use the word Black on anything posted around campus related to Black History Month, to stay in compliance with Florida state laws against DEI. Black students can't use the word Black at their Historically Black College during Black History Month.

kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them

Every president from Nixon on released their tax returns, but Trump -- who insisted he would follow that custom -- repeatedly refused to do that. So finally they were leaked, showing he paid only $750 in 2016 and nothing in 2017. He's now demanding all of us, who *did* pay our full taxes, pay him.

JUSTIFIED “FUCK ICE” CHANTS #AEWDynamite

The United States has turned into a big ass Florida

they chucked the tea into the bay

It’s so interesting that the comet pizza-Q-Anon folks have disappeared just as their deeply held concerns about a widespread elite child trafficking conspiracy has been proven correct