I hate that I think that the Feds are going to pull some fuckery 24 hours before the Super Bowl, and try to arrest Bad Bunny so he can't perform.

Good job Microsoft. I was fine paying $19.99 for Ultimate, even though I didn't use every benefit it offered. I'm switching to Premium. Instead of making an extra $10 a month, now you're getting $5 less a month from me! Super smart marketing move!

What time is the rapture? I want to make sure I'm not on the toilet.

sucks that we have to go to work the day after a rapture

free speech but only if it doesnt huwt my feewies 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

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Students deserve to start the school year full of hope and excitement. No child in America should go to school apprehensive of danger, of losing a classmate, of gunshots during prayer.

I will NEVER use chatgpt. Fuck that murdering "ai" bullshit.

I know there's a lot of controversy about the Cracker Barrel logo, so I worked up a new option that should be good with everyone... The barrel is back, but it's now guarded by Scubble, The Cracker Goblin. I also worked up a new slogan for the company!

Tremendous crossover move right here:

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhaa

when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet

hell? yea, brother

holy shit lmao

you're gonna wanna see this

"Eat shit, bitch"

That was absolutely brilliant, and I'm giving you your props. Joke of the day!

Today proves that Republicans were serious about one promise: to cut taxes for the wealthy. All the rest was bullshit.

Oh hell yeah. Hopefully cross platform to be able to play with my PC homies @blurrygil.bsky.social

Celery on a buffalo chicken pizza is definitely a new experience...

Cool, we're getting World War 3 before GTA 6.

amtrak’s marketing team gets it

Is Skynet online yet? I'm getting impatient.

This year, System Era is pledging $10,000 total to the National Center for Transgender Equality and the Transgender Law Center. While we donate to LGBTQIA+ charities every year, we feel it's important to do so publicly this year. Be safe out there 💙🚀

This has significant implications for Mario lore

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

I can't wait for the 10-part Ken Burns documentary about Ukraine's Operation Spider's Web.

@nickofferman.bsky.social is the absolute best 💜 Be more like him, and less like that weirdo he quoted

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

Weekend glamping. Rented a camper and went to Knoebels in PA. Hope the outside world isn't nuked yet. I return to the wastelands tomorrow.

Rest in peace to the legendary Joe Don Baker. #Mitchell #MST3K

Dad's Special Rum Cake Recipe: 1: No cake 2: Substitute vodka for rum 3: LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU

Living Colour still fucks, Fightful can confirm

Second time at the Strong Museum of Play this week. The kiddo loves this place. And I swear every time I'm here I see something new. Also, fire and water breathing Tiamat.

Elon Musk Rage Quits Gaming Livestream After Repeatedly Dying, Gets Mercilessly Mocked by Viewers futurism.com/elon-musk-ra...

ANNOUNCEMENT: The ASTRONEER universe is expanding! STARSEEKER (@starseekergame.systemera.net) is a brand new title that will offer a unique experience to Astros new and old, with a fresh take on gameplay, systems, and world design. Coming to PC, Nintendo Switch 2, PS5, and Xbox Series X|S in 2026.

One day I'll succeed in making a better habit of not staying up so late. Today is not that day.

He said a bad language word. He's maaaaaaaad.

Dropkick Murphys just had an epic moment at their show: They made a friendly wager with a fan in a MAGA shirt—“Let’s see where it’s made.” Then they checked his MAGA shirt tag… Made in Nicaragua. They swapped it with a Made in America Dropkick Murphys tee. Legendary.

Happy birthday to the great Cynthia Rothrock, one of the best action movie stars ever

Footage shared by São Paulo authorities on Saturday showed what appeared to be the red, blue, yellow and green Power Rangers restraining a suspected phone thief in front of a crowd of Carnival revelers chanting “Power Rangers! Power Rangers!” in one scene. cnn.it/41o2Gwf

@manmademoon.bsky.social is it too late to add Rogue peeing on a "totally not a TESLA that was sent to space" to the movie?

Every week now: “Hi, I’m Weird Rich White Guy. I wanted to personally let you know that my obscene wealth & power consolidation project is now officially just about how I want to pay none of the taxes & say all the slurs. I’m completely dissociated from humanity, you’re all insects to me, thank you”