I think about this all the time

YOU WILL NOT BE PAID, GI YOU WILL BE SENT TO STAND AROUND CHICAGO OR PORTLAND AIMLESSLY WHILE YOUR GIRL BACK HOME IN YOUR RED STATE GETS DICKED DOWN YOU WILL STAND AROUND FOR WEEKS, GI, HATED BY EVERYONE, YOU WILL BE CUCKED, AND YOU WILL NOT BE PAID FOR IT

STEVE HARVEY: something with 8 legs you don’t want to see in your bedroom ME, BUZZING IN IMMEDIATELY: 4 men fucking my wife

kill la kill girls

i know that the months leading up to the lexus december to remember sales event are an exciting time for many of you. it used to be for me, but most dealerships won't let me attend services because i named my kid toyotathon. they won't even let me wield the sceptre. i just thought it was a cool name

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witch of shadows

Kinktober Day 6: Collar

or a GIANT woman? Gwynevere, Princess of Sunlight, also needs help

Aphrodite

Kinktober Day 2: Face Sitting emily follows direction well... very well. #kinktober

my friends keep fucking sending me this image

Trying (and failing) to take some sneaky lewds at work 😔

Hex Maniac 🎃

Do you like big women?

another gem from my favorite subreddit

Spoiling them

Hi guys. I’m the most insufferable person you’ve ever interacted with. Here’s why you should be nice to robots and computer programs billionaires are using to take your jobs and your future on this planet

The year is 2025. There are three social networks remaining. They are run by Dweeb Lowtax, Tweaker Lowtax, and Girlboss Lowtax. You have to pick at least one.

The CEO of Bluesky is craven and evil. The only people that build these platforms are infected with the self-reproducing moral rot of capitalism. They have no sense of duty or stewardship. They see their monetary reward as a cleansing justification for their actions.

Not so matching #MelNem shirts 💜💚 #Hades2

🍑 Amanda

Eepy Vivienne 🥱

mewow

“did you girlboss too close to the sun” is a real line from a brand new taylor swift song i just don’t believe it lmfao

Got a sneak peek at Taylor Swift’s new album. Thirteen spooky Halloween hits, each more spine-tingling than the last

Special trick 🪄

how to shut andy up. for visual learners

retribution incarnate

スグアオ Finally, it’s October! How about some vampire x werewolf action to start?

Boutta go scam some people at the Grand Exchange #osrs

#kinktober Day 1: Frotting

Surtr x Mudrock "battle"

(Bad to the bone riff)

See a blowjob post a blowjob!!💦

Do you feel that, the change in the air? GUESS WHAT ITS WIDE WITCH WEDNESDAY