UIM Winter Showdown 2026 has concluded! We've announced the official results - stay tuned for our awards show within the next week, which will contain a more detailed breakdown, fun stats, and special awards!

UIM Winter Showdown 2026 comes to a close, and team BOOTY has managed to take RANK 1 BRUTUS with a miraculous comeback in the last 4 hours of the event! oh also we won

7,500 hours played on the UIM :)

Date: February 28, 2026 RSN: Unknown Mistake: Did dangerous content while deathbanked Cost: ~823M

I listened to the new Gorillaz album and honestly all it did for me is convince me to listen to Demon Days again.

Cerberus pet

This is nuts Starting coral farming *from scratch* is better UIM herblore XP than farming herb seeds you already have

Date: February 25, 2026 RSN: Unknown Mistake: Did the most dangerous content in the game while deathbanked Cost: ~49M

"Hey Derek, how's UIM Showdown going?"

I have been informed that they did not in fact name it "Cow Boss", but instead did not include the name in the update blog at all for some reason

They really named the cow boss "Cow Boss", huh

At some point I want to make a Dan Olson-style video about the uim-walkthrough-feedback channel in UIMcord. It is FASCINATING to see the results of a bunch of people rejecting advice from everyone who knows better, and siloing themselves off for like a year+ to come up with the most insane advice.

#2 lmao

Date: February 21, 2026 RSN: Unknown Mistake: Deathpiled noxious halberd pieces while fighting Araxxor Cost: Time

Tied the tick-perfect WR time, just in time for UIM Showdown day 👀

happy anniversary to this slam dunk of a post I made after getting top surgery

I think this is the first time I've seen Jagex actually give good information in a phishing warning. Usually it just comes down to "We only send emails from addresses ending with 'jagex.com', and don't believe that pesky display name - check the REAL address!!!"

‪Date: February 17, 2026 RSN: Unknown Mistake: Bagged items in the wilderness instead of Ferox Enclave Cost: ~7M

Date: February 17, 2026 RSN: Unknown Mistake: Entered a PVP world Cost: ~16M

Practicing for the Barracuda Trial relay for UIM Showdown, currently within 5 seconds of WR

A year ago at my Neopets School slideshow presentation, I had a bit about "Neopets killing JFK" hoping it was so far removed from reality it would be an obvious joke. Today, on President's Day, Neopets released a sniper rifle filter that allows me to recreate the JFK assassination. #neopets

I can't believe Kyle Fletcher bedazzled his face #AEWGrandSlam

just peaked #snoopyworldrecordholder

www.cnbc.com/2026/02/12/a... Imagine buying a Super Bowl ad and having to cancel the thing it's advertising, four days later

Damn even the network's scared of him

Shoutout to the guy I just saw wipe at the hydra deathbank on a main

I've developed an irrational hatred of the Unguided guy, on the grounds that he has singlehandedly poisoned the well for all future discussions about signposting in OSRS.

Yes, the DWMS plugin is still broken for the Vanstrom Klause boss fight and doesn't recognize it as a deathbank, years later.

It's fascinating how much Jagex keeps trying to push this idea that we need to make it easier for PKers to "find each other". Like, surely Mod Manked knows that's not what PKers are trying to do in the rev caves.

whenever there’s a potentially scary news event it’s important to spread as much panic as possible as quickly as possible

Thinking about that time Article 13 passed and the entire internet disappeared like everyone said it was going to

Well I didn't mean it literally but go off

Fuck the Patriots 👍

hey i dont know much about skiing but i think thats bad right

Convincing gen z to get a job by calling it an infinite money glitch

TEAM BOOTY LET'S GO

The UIM Winter Showdown 2026 draft is now live! Come watch as the captains draft their teams for the event: twitch.tv/uimshowdown

I love how Jagex keeps resurrecting this fiction that they'll get the non-PVPers to love PVP by appealing specifically to them with DMM, and then getting repeatedly surprised by the fact that most people in DMM aren't PVPing

One of the dumbest gags in an FTCR video, and that's saying something

The Tale of the Octogenarian feat. @bryonato.bsky.social @tomatoanus.bsky.social