3/4 today so it’s fine 😭

Stop shaking hands! Be negative!

Booooooooooo

Football is STUPID 😔

a woman gets to an age where she can date the dad and the son. she is there.

I still want him in prison for what he did to Dirty Diana.

She stole him from me, though!

Michigan is a basketball school right now! Please focus!

I need an update on Luka bc if he doesn’t play on the 30th, I’m walking out on the court

Janet is another one, but I love her and I don’t want that attached to my tweet 😭

The back flipping abuser.

Happy Solstice, Black people 🫶🏾

Poor D*ck Van D*ke. Can’t have a Merry Christmas. Can’t build a Lego set anymore

I am going to live forever 😌

I would’ve just left to go home and cry

Look at all that smoke. I will never go to intuit again omg

NO!

🗣️ Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetroit Basketbaaaalll!

I need a Michael B. Jordan and Jesse Plemons True Detective season.

Baby I was unfamiliar with his game until my best friend brought it to my attention. This man is FINE!

I won’t turn the other cheek, but I will turn around so you can kiss my ass.

I feel so bad for the kickers 😭

This year, I started pretending I don’t hear them speaking to me.

🎶it’s so haaaaaaarrd to say goodbyyyyye to yesterdaaaaaaayyyeeeeeee🎶

Like honestly if it’s not a notification that he’s dead, i really don’t wanna hear shit else about D*nald Tr*mp bitch ass.

I hope a lot of people lost a lot of money last night. Bitch asses.

Omg

They’re not gonna release the files?

Overheard in my office: No I don't want to use Shop Pay! I don't want to use a passkey! I just want to LOG IN like a normal human being. WHERE DO I LOG IN

lol

I wonder how less tense I’d be if I stopped watching basketball.

I want the nba to go back to white unis for home teams and solids for away 😭

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9 years ago today, my favorite Star Wars movie, Rogue One, released in theaters. Prequels inherently have the problem of known outcomes, but Rogue One's execution was essentially flawless, leading into a truly desperate, amazing 3rd act that only continues to escalate until the end credits.

If you don’t, who will?!?!

I said I’d stop asking this man to do things but I really want a grilled cheese & it’s better when he makes it 🫣

I hate the commercials on prime but Taylor rooks is making money so I’ll deal.

She has my vote!

how about you verzuz those sexual assault charges clifford

So he’s addressing the nation tomorrow to announce a war with Venezuela, right? 😒

My numbers have been in range a lot more since switching to the omnipod, but I’m having frequent lows and I can’t eat anymore fruit snacks 😭

That's the flow. Internalized Misogyny is just toxic masculinity's twin sister. Homophobia is just misogyny with some wheels and a body kit. Everything not "masculine" is feminine. Everything feminine is bad. Gay is feminine bc "nothing masculine about being with a man" so you're less manly.

I need a new hair color. My natural color is brown omg

They call abusive men gay. Short men gay. Cheating men gay. Men with too many kids gay. Men without kids gay. Married men gay. Non-married men of a certain age gay. But if you tell them it’s homophobia, they get mad. *I’m* tired of it. I can’t imagine how yall feel

As a former miserable bitch who got angry at everything, please get some form of therapy.

I want people to stop using Tiffany as that bent-neck boy’s wife

A high profile athlete had to return to sports to afford health insurance, so imagine how the average American is suffering (Also, this is the reason Venus Williams is back playing tennis again and folks ignored it)

Please tell me Toni is free!

If we all pray for it at the same time, we can have the flags at half mast by wednesday.

Everyone is calling that woman’s husband ugly, and it’s all her fault.