HAH LAY WOOD!!

Oop.. I can feel it Mista Krabs 😌🤣

Images you can hear

Tin Man by America. Like, I talk about this song a lot but it’s NOT a gospel song… But ISSA GOSPEL SONG.

Anywho ima just keep listening to this

Now i know im mad when I’ve taken 6 shots and don’t feel none of it. 🤨😒

I count six shots 😅

These tax people start advertising early af lol pls they haven’t started printing W2s yet 🤣

Kelly Price might be my FAVORITE Migos song next to Stir Fry lol

Imagine thinking we got beef and I’m over here high on the treadmill listening to James Brown holler

Nobody: Me this whole week for some reason:

Only reason why I haven’t been to the gym since Friday but i been eating right and getting my steps in. I’ll be back Tuesday tho.

“I’m about to roll…” “I don’t give a fuck…”

I dont even wanna take these pics no more man

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We don’t want that shit

Black people came up with that pronunciation so the concept is dead

Idk something about albums being 20 tracks but only 44 minutes long in its entirety pisses me off real bad. 🤣

Worked out high this morning. Gotta do that shit more often!

Chile not it start snowing as im driving to the gym

Since I lived in this house with no ac during the summer this cold is about to kill me.

Drinking a probiotic yogurt with active tummy troubles is wild

Winter may be beautiful, but bed is much better.

There’s no excuse or justification for cheating in my relationships. It’s an absolute dealbreaker for me.

“Now seeds,” said Toad, “start growing.” Toad walked up and down a few times. The seeds did not start to grow.

Yall caught onto the phrases “monitoring spirit” and “destiny swap” and now I just want yall to shut the fuck up.

Say that, cause who && what yu feelin like? 😂😂

Yall what are some good Christmas card outfit color schemes? The red n green is kinda tired for me lol

After you send me "Lol" that's the end of the conversation. I dont do heavy lifting.

Putting braces on a child who ain't even got their permanent teeth yet is insane

Can’t stand somebody that “don’t eat pork” but will down enough caffeine to put down a fucking horse

This fog a Lil THIQUE tanoight

To all of those people who had parents that got married late in your life, how did the marriage affect your relationship with your custodial parent?

All of a sudden my TV goes quiet, the child goes quiet after trying to silence her for 2 hours, the PS5 turns off, and I hear snoring. Yall hear that?

I wanna go visit that OCEAN of a Lake Superior. lol

This damn Arab oil commercial song or whatever it is is taking me OUT every time i hear it 🤣🤣🤣

I think about my first stud roommate from college UH LOT. I crushed on her the entire school year and we smoked together before winter break that year. Damn we shoulda fucked. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

ANDALE!!!

I’ve just been watching the comments and thinking the same thing….

I understand why he was pew pew pew so many times. Like was anyone convinced he was a decent person?

The village that’s NOT village-ing loves to tell you how to raise your damn child with no assistance from their bad-behavior-enabling asses. Oops.

Yall hehe-ing about 50 Cent not realizing he too has 30 minutes.

This nigga has been in my twitter DMs for over a year talking to the wall.

Pissing me the fuck off to think about

If it’s after 11, I’m not coming out

I don’t wanna go back to school because when I found out what an annotated bibliography was in undergrad, doing one made me wanna end myself.

I only know this color because of Megan if we being honest 🤣

On the latest Bust blog, we cover not one but TWO abortion cases that were heard at the Supreme Court this week. Learn what went down when fake clinics & professional sidewalk goblins strutted into SCOTUS to demand their God-given right to harass, lie, & be a menace to public health. bit.ly/4rGSo6B