Today i bought something i haven’t had in a long time. Orange juice.

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Black people tacooooo niiiiiiight

Finding out that some planets don’t have what we on earth would consider “the ground” has kinda screwed with my brain.

I love how once he started cutting the grass, BOTH our next door neighbors on each side came outside to cut theirs 🤣🤣🤣

They tell you not to go to the grocery store on an empty stomach. I did anyway. Starved the entire 2 hours I was in that store. Got home, put the groceries up, made my lil Panera style bagel sandwich…. It’s been an hour and i haven’t touched it yet. 🤨

If you know you have an aggressive breed dog, why would you be a shitty dog owner on top of that???

I hate when yall be like "this why other cultures don't respect us" cuz 1: they never fucking did and 2: why do you care so bad

I aint putting a mask on just cuz YOU don't like my face 🤪

No THESE are the Diaspora Discussions I love 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Yall love using racist and horrible corpses to try (fail) to bolster your points.

Black people that CHOOSE to live in an HOA? Please explain to me why….

People who ask TikTok to help them name their baby are weird cuz huh

“Bitch when I was at yo birthday party??? RRRRRR” 🤣🤣🤣

Yall wanna talk shit about weed smokers and drinkers but nobody ever talks about the REAL addicts… Them damn VAPERS

I agree. We absolutely SHOULD impeach the president of Puerto Rico.

Nobody: Me when I’m bout to do something illegal:

There is a tiny mushroom growing out of the baseboard in my basement bathroom????? Lmao what kinda fairy shit is this

I think he be tryna prove to Big Bobby (his daddy) that he a better black man than

“Yo mama so fat she on BOTH sides of the family” please get outta here i been rolling for 15 minutes 🤣

Cellar spiders? 10/10 species. Don’t bother me, don’t bite, eats other pests??? Matter fact, a corner for you just opened up in my downstairs bathroom.

I might just get two things of arugula because i didn’t know it tasted that good

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🎵🎤😩 The smartest waaaay to do your homework… Is 🗣️ALLGOOOOOOD

Nobody: Me in complete silence: *vocal stimming in 90s commercial jingles*

I finally have people around me to talk WNBA with 🥹

Can’t WAIT to go grocery shopping tomorrow lmao

I have my days. If i can’t deal with the steam I’ll crack the door but usually? Closed with the temperature on HELL

Whew i had a Virgo grandma 😆

I had to throw mine away cuz my late orange son pissed on it

Im learning more about cooking and mixing flavors right... I did not know until I did it how GOOD garlic and lime was gon be on fish boil soup. JeeeeSAAAHS

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I have heard this same message from 3 different people this week. This is my sign to stop fucking feeling guilty for going silent on they ass.

What the fuck is “destiny swap” and how come every time yall learn new phrases yall gotta be annoying and over use it

Im always thinking about what to cook. 🤣

The Sopranos, this blanket, and peace+quiet

Can somebody else breach some data, I’m having the time of my life qualifying for these damn class-action law suits 🤣🤣🤣

Safe relationships are ones that include psychological safety. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40 #BlackSkyOver50

I also do not like them people that claim to be yo friend but look at your ab*ser or somebody that did you wrong and be like “Well they ain’t do nothing to ME”

Stay away from MFs that always feel the need to play Devil’s Advocate.

No because I seriously HATE a "It's up to you" ass nigga. No creativity, no idea, no GUMPTION, just "you do it". Fuck outta here.

🎵Save a lotta money when you buy Direct🎵

Please pick. I’m tired of being Big Homie.

I just wish for once. Just once. I can eat some fish boil soup in this house and not get stabbed in the mouth with a fucking bone. Goddamn.

I wish you lived closer so we could smoke, eat, and chill together 🥹

So people are JUST now starting to see GloRilla as a weirdo? Ohh.

AI fatigue.

Anybody else just SUPER FUCKING TIRED of having to double-take everything you look at because of all these real looking AI videos?!

“No one” is two words for anybody that needs that reminder. Cuz fuck is “noone”

Maybe turn your fucking tv on? Scroll through your phone? Go OUTSIDE? Idk…