PLAYOFFS!!!!

So I'm on twitter a lot more than I'm on here, so I'll post some screenshots of what happened today. Go donate to the Trevor project if you're able!! give.thetrevorproject.org/campaign/672...

If anyone's wondering where my mental state is at, I just paid an Etsy witch $15 to unfuck the Seattle Mariners

is this thing on

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Do you think that they ever feel like a plastic bag, drifting through the wind, wanting to start again?

Turned out to be a gorgeous Opening Day! @notb0br055.bsky.social @everettaquasox.bsky.social @aquasoxradio.bsky.social

Fuck that stupid mango Mussolini wannabe bitch and his dumb fucking tariffs

Can I interest any of you in joining my fantasy baseball league? We have space for 10 total, 3 taken so far! Respond and I'll send you the link!

Nothing but respect for MY president

if rob manfred doesn't add more kissing in baseball im going to stop watching

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Is anyone else going to the kraken pride game on Monday? I'll be there with a few friends!

I am officially in my late 20s 🫡

RFK Jr. plans to replace the Pop Tarts Bowl with the Raw Milk Bowl. Repost to show America you are against the Trump agenda!

My high school band is having an alumni night tomorrow and I'm not sure if I'm gonna go or not. Idk if anyone I know will be there and idk if I even want to go. I miss band a ton, but I haven't played in so long that I don't think I even could at this point

Started a very casual new playthrough of BDSP and found an unfortunate uncatchable shiny bidoof 🙃

Just was fixing a fascia on a trailer and my hammer slipped out of my hand and I looked real stupid dodging it. And to make it worse? One of my coworkers watched the ENTIRE THING

When I started actually being on this app regularly I decided I was gonna try and post more regularly and be more around as a poster instead of just replying, but I've had such a hard few months that it feels like I haven't done much of anything 😭 depression fuckin blows dude

This is a quote about the Kingdome ceiling in 1994, but I read it and thought, "Yeah, that could be about literally anything in 2024." Now I have a whole vision of the Kingdome as a literary device to explain America.

Get to know your mutuals! List 10 things you like (in no particular order). 1. Pokémon 2. Baseball 3. Cars 4. Bob Ross 5. Avatar: the Last Airbender 6. Cal Raleigh 7. Mariners hats (I have a collection) 8. Video games 9. Stickers 10. Dr. Pepper

I’m actually a grown adult with fully formed thoughts such as “trans people should be allowed to just exist and have human rights without assholes questioning their humanity” and I don’t need to hear the opinions of anyone who disagrees with that. It’s not a debate and I won’t pretend it is.

I wanna do fantasy baseball this year I've never done it before

THEYRE PUTTING MY FAVORITE BULBASAUR ARTWORK OF ALL TIME IN TCG POCKET IM LOSING MY MIND OMG THIS IS HUGE FOR ME AJD SIDBDKABDIDBDJS

Yeah the only thing that surprised me about my wrapped is that Chappell Roan WASN'T my #1 artist

What do you even buy an 18 year old straight male I never was one of those

Of course I’m religious, I believe in the holy trinity

Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.

It's giving thanks

Happy thanksgiving baseball besties ❤️ I hope you all have a great day, and don't have to deal with any bullshit maga family members ruining the vibe. Just go for a ✨walk✨

Are any of my other homies going to the kraken pride game on January 6th? Also can we acknowledge how funny of a date choice that is for the pride game lmao

I just had maybe the dumbest walkthrough for someone on a new trailer I've ever had. Dude would not stop smoking oui'd during it. Like I support that, it's legal in our state, but bro PLEASE JUST PAY ATTENTION

I'm gonna buy a pride sticker to put on my truck so it doesn't look straight

Daily Walkoff #87 - 11/25/2024 Seattle Mariners 🟡🟢🟡🟡 🟢🟢🟢🟢🚀 dailywalkoff.com

"why do you not like fall? It's so beautiful!!" My brother in Christ I live in Washington, I have several large deciduous trees, it gets dark at like 4:30, I have astigmatisms in both eyes, I work outside and it's constantly raining, and I have regular AND seasonal depression. Why do you think lol

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Holy fuck a swan just tried to eat my camera.

Everyone knows how obsessed I am with Cal Raleigh, but just know if I had been alive and as fruity as I am now, I would have been THIRSTING over Ken Griffey Jr. Shit I might do it now anyways

"Wisdom DFA'd" may be the perfect summary of America in November 2024.

Today is Transgender Day of Remembrance. Each year, the trans community loses too many lives, especially trans women of color, to hate and violence. More than ever, we must stand by our trans family and support them, hold space for them, and insist the scapegoating and targeting stop. Now.

“You DTF?” Yeah I’m dumber than fuck

I still don't have power lol, I'm at work cuz work has power. So I guess I'm ok with being here today

Lol we lost power that's awesome 😬

my go-to grubhub hack for ordering ants on a log: 1. look up any restaurant 2. order any item 3. add the following note: "i do not want this item. instead, please spread peanut butter over a rib of celery and add raisins on top of the peanut butter so as to resemble ants. thank you!" 4. tip $400

if you’re new here, those of us who’ve been on bluesky a while have a LOT of lore to catch you up on that is frankly not very interesting. we’re gonna try to tell you about something called “alf hog” and you’ll be like “wait, that’s it? huh. alright. well, sounds like you had fun.” i can't wait