I’m struggling hard at the moment, if anyone could spare me a couple bucks for some groceries I would appreciate it Venmo is @ dtuckcs

Found @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social in the wild scrolling Facebook just now lol

Made it to 29 If anyone wants to buy me a beer my venmo is dtuckcs

Hydroplaning sucks.

I have too many good “you had to be there moments”

Yeah

Smokin on that permanent marker pack

Lord of the Rings: The Twin Towers

PuT a GiRl On

If they suspend habeus corpus we will be permanently fucked

Rest easy @nickhexum311.bsky.social you’ll never be forgotten.

Am I gonna get put on a list if “I” say I “hate” “America”? Asking for a “friend”

Maybe an unpopular opinion but I really don’t give a fuck about GTA 6

I wish all Pokémon scalpers a very I hope your house burns down

I guess these gov X accounts are run by fucking cornballs what is this shit

Def Jam FFNY, Smackdown Here Comes the Pain or GH 2

Yall ever had a hernia before this shit sucks

I turn 29 this month ew

Hell yeah

Stoned to the bone watching the Sopranos the way the good lord intended

Hey guys, what the fuck

What I’ve been up to

Started binging the Sopranos again recently, I’m on season 4 now

Hey @aoc.bsky.social @sanders.senate.gov you guys need to be meaner than the republicans so we can get out of this mess thanks

“ Highway to Heave “

open.spotify.com/track/2SmlWv... Dudes rocked

open.spotify.com/track/2SmlWv... Dudes rocked

I miss my partner

Broke Chappell Roan be like My Kink is Klarna

In Canada, it’s called a Lobootomy

Nothing will beat the time old tradition of smoking weed and watching hardcore bands live sets

I got a Coke Zero in one hand and a lucky strike in the other you can’t fuck with me

This hawk ain’t big enough for the tuah us

I miss my partner

Broke Chappell Roan be like My Kink is Klarna

Gm friends happy Friday

Anyone good with computers that can help me with something?

Part 2

Sorry for not posting so much I’ve been having intimacy of all kinds

They should invent a pallet that doesn’t get stuck on my forks

It’s a pretty baller move that the United States is on a Human Rights watchlist lol are we great yet?

Goon Tycoon

My favorite thing about arguing with right wingers is they call me a pussy immediately lmao like that’s all ya got champ?

@nickhexum311.bsky.social I’m stealing your bit for a moment Gotta have them ribs, and

New tapes for the car

@hard2kill.bsky.social has swears! They've used 140 profanities in their last 1,319 posts. 🥇 "hell" (33 times) 🥈 "fuck" (27 times) 🥉 "ass" (13 times)

@profanity.accountant hit me

My coworker hooked me up with a blunt today lol

Fuck Logan Paul