It’s going to be ok 🤍

Jump off, this ride’s not taking you anywhere, it’s not heroic

Everything the dead don’t know piles up like magazines and overflows And everything that you don’t see just swirls around, comes down, and buries me

love to observe the ceaseless carnage against the most vulnerable minorities and conclude that these are difficult times.. for young white men

Inventing a lady whose name is Sue Perman

not amused // very amused

Inventing a guy who thinks Andrey Tarkovsky and Genddy Tartakovsky are the same guy

More like MAGDA: Make America Great Depression Again

they're replacing it with a statue of the guy who invented the pizza puff

Thinking about this model of Berlin S-Bahn rolling stock, how aesthetic it is, and how it’s called the DBAG 483

More like Lady Goo Goo Gaga

Commissions are back open, folks. The economy sucks so I’m gonna be more flexible than ever about getting you what you want for a price that makes sense. Message me and let’s make you happy.

Newt Gingrich? They should call him Newt GinGRINCH on account of what a grinch he is about policy!

Knapsack top 5 bands of all time for me I think

Problem with me is I’m always getting Austin Butler, Aaron Taylor Johnson, and Glen Powell mixed up

May’s almost here so it’s time to do some painting! Been wanting to do this one for a minute. Hit me up!

What if I opened commissions back up soon? What then?

🤤 Found this gem at a local spot. Yes this burger’s got CHEESE 🤤

Guy who looks like a budget version of Mark Hamill whose name is Mark Turkeysick

If anyone wants to help me celebrate 🤍

1,950 days sober

Isaach de Bankolé one of the greatest character actors of these times

They’ve started calling me “the human recession indicator”

Chapter 7 up now!

Call me Stewis Hamilton the way I have 1 Formula for all my rich stews

of all the founding fathers, benjamin franklin would enjoy the novelty of an ooni pizza oven the most. but only john adams would still be bangin out backyard 'zas 6 months on the regular after buying one

His name is Harry Dean Stanton because he has a ton of Stans on account of being such a great actor

Chapter 6 just went up 😤🫡

Patrick Stump: Am I more than you bargained for Yakov Smirnoff: *bursts through the wall like the Kool-Aid man* NYET!

Watching Inland Empire (2006)

Fundamentalist rapper named Yung Earther

It hot

I think about this meme at least once a week

It smells like Upliberals in here

sledge, sledge poteet

Starting a soup restaurant called the New York Stock Exchange

Ladies, if your man is a mahogany-bodied guitar with a neck-thru crafted to look extra martial, that’s not your man, that’s the Xiphos, the guitar made in the 2000s by Ibanez for Muhammed Suiçmez, frontman of the German technical death metal band Necrophagist!

Alwys

Chapter 5 is live! $5 to join. Get in!

Richard Thee James Album

Prorasomaxxing

Subway looks to emulate the sandwiches of Pittsburgh institution Primanti Bros. with new “Sub Fries, Motherfucker” campaign

Going to the heavy metal themed sandwich shop and getting a Kirk Hammelt

Fun fact: Chad Kroeger’s name is a stage name, in place of his much more Greek given name, Chad Loukodis. Loukodis photograph.

Chapter 4 is live 😤🫡

Few know this, but Jim Henson was actually a pen name; Henson was an Irishman and his real name was Burr Tinerney

1,935 days sober

Listening to some progressive rock music the other day and my Dr. Pepper turned into a Dr. Schecter

Sunny Day Real Estate - The Rising Tide (2000)