I really wish more people would stop humoring him and just stand there visibly thinking “when will this asshole go away” like the astronauts did.

The Garden of Earthly Delights (detail), by Hieronymus Bosch, 1480-1505, 📸 by @alexbrandon

Is it an FCC violation to quote the president verbatim? Asking for a friend

Hegseth just fired the Army Chief of Staff in the middle of a hot war and it's barely even in the headlines. And over petty bullshit. Under GoldwaterNichols CoS isn't an operations position. It's more readiness, procurement, running the institution. Still the normalization of the total abnormal.

@darthbluesky.bsky.social Good news.

you, a naive fool: i do believe there are some things the nytimes won’t both sides the nytimes:

In space no one can hear you Teams.

native americans determined to not be birthright citizens; deported back to america

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Eyes on the prize, Portland Authorities!

When Democrats retake the majority, there will be a lot of priorities. As long as I'm in the Senate, one of those priorities will be consequences and accountability for any member of this administration that commits war crimes.

speak loudly and ask if you can borrow somebody else’s stick

😃Made my Day 😃

A pair of Apache helicopters buzzed the Nashville No Kings rally then stopped by Kid Rock’s house to say hi because we have completely abandoned any pretense that the inmates are not running the asylum.

lol wtf

It's really weird, and a complete abdication of journalistic responsibility, that the major outlets just keep ignoring or normalizing that the president of the united states is so feeble and sick, he can't stay awake for publicly broadcast cabinet meetings. newrepublic.com/post/208134/...

I’m working on it

absolutely incredible. Trump might have done more damage to American imperial power than anyone ... ever?

It’s not toxic to think about minimizing our wake.

hard to escape the conclusion imo that somebody wants a massive oil shock driven by Gulf shutdown. that someone is exactly Russia

It's fun to realize that this exact conversation is happening in multiple national capitals and intelligence ministries right now too.

Chris Murphy: "We're gonna give Iran $14b to fund this war with the US? We're gonna give Russia billions to fund their war with Ukraine? We're literally putting money into the pockets of the nations we're fighting. We've never seen this level of incompetence in war-making in this country's history"

The single worst living person is somehow President and I’ll never get over it

A #BlueskyLullaby for tonight: Sinéad O'Connor singing "Danny Boy" a cappella on live TV in 1993. Happy St. Patrick's Day. See you around. youtu.be/PweUGhCZNiM?...

They’re telling me a great empire will be destroyed if I attack Persia. Even the oracles who don’t like me very much, very nasty, they all said to me, “Sir, it’s one of the great empires, and it’ll be destroyed. And all because you attacked Persia.” That’s what they’re telling me.

100% true.

rats fleeing the ship drown, too

Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York.

Relatable.

Nor does the US but it hasn’t stopped them

Beware the idk of March

I keep making this argument to folks.

Actually, Americans are just like you. ~20-30% of them genuinely support fascism, as in ~every 🇪🇺 country. You are just more fortunate to have political institutions & a multiparty system that prevent that 20-30% from fully capturing the center-right party, becoming 51%, & controlling the government.

Funny-Not Funny www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUBV...

Trump once again looking out for his boss

This explains a lot.

Rub some ivermectin on it and get back out there, you wuss

Markwayne Mullin is the same dude already under scrutiny for suspicious stock trades. And he’s supposed to run America’s national security. • No government security experience • No law enforcement background • No intelligence work • No military service • Not even a bachelor’s degree

I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.

This is the fastest way to diagnose writing problems.

as one does.

Turns out lawlessness is not a winning strategy. See you at Nuremberg 2.0

Doomscrolling is the weaponization of literacy

The way we live now.

Jesus has the Marco Rubio middle-distance stare of despair.

Hamburger Helper for the youths.

Bombing to try to reinstall a Pahlavi reflects a lot of faith in both Airpower and Heirpower.

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