Women don't like the vehicle

Trump sycophants trying to explain what Portland is like to the WH press pool

Kinda seems like the much publicized ceasefire didn't do much to cease the firing, huh?

dune 2 others as you woudl have others dune 2 you

we are the daughters of the hamburgers you could not help

Yes she had an incredible film career worthy of celebration, but let's not forget Diane Keaton was also in the original Broadway cast of Hair because she's a fucking real one. RIP you absolute legend

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.

It is utterly insane that someone said to the creator of one of the best written shows in the history of television “I bet you wish you had AI back then to help, huh?”

This is the kind of thing you do when you know something wild is about to happen and you need a solid alibi

L (and I cannot stress this enough) OL

The single funniest thing the Nobel Committee could do would be to award Obama another Peace Prize

We all saw Game of Thrones and know what Greyscale looks like.

What part of Trump's strategy to win a Nobel Peace Prize involves sending his masked secret police to American cities to shoot religious pastors in the face with pepper balls?

I promise that nobody, NOBODY, wants the other half of that donut you left in the box.

Just once I want a reporter to risk it all and ask "Due respect, Mr President, but what the fuck are you talking about?"

You just know that Vivek Ramaswamy is jealous af that Kash Patel has the best hip hop name of any Republican POC

HAPPENING NOW — This morning, Mayor Brandon Johnson signed an executive order establishing “ICE-free zones.” “That means that city property and unwilling private businesses will no longer serve as grounds for these raids,” Johnson said to applause. thetriibe.com/2025/10/mayo...

"I'm rubber and you're glue"

New "Have you even said thank you" just dropped

Yall, please check in on your white girl friends and relatives. They are not doing well this weekend

Cool cool, how is the nationwide manhunt for the escalator bandit going?

Other than Gavin Newsom’s meme of Mike Johnson, this is probably the funniest thing I’ve seen today.

Magnificent work everyone

Man, I'm sorry, but reading all these AI generated essays from students, it just sucks all the joy out of everything. It's exhausting, makes you into a weird paranoid cop, grinds you down, wastes your time, makes you feel like shit about everything. Fuck this shit technology and all its enablers.

merriam-webster said "fuck what what you think"

Jane Fonda is such a fucking BOSS. Put respect on her name.

Ok fine, I'll say it: I don't get the Bad Bunny thing. Does that make me an "old"?

Welcome to the resistance, skateboard

Hey, so, fuck this.

Was it Portlandia?

Stopping in New York for an authentic NYC slice. Does anyone know if midtown has a Chuck E. Cheese?

i'm here you fuckaas bitch

There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of a Tylenol binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

we arent on the autism spectrum,, we r acetaminofriends

Honestly the perfect illustration of how these idiots try to project strength but are laughably fragile and riddled with paranoid delusions

BREAKING: Florida cop treated for autism after exposure to tylenol during traffic stop

Fuck Tylenol, microdose THC gummies during the workday like an adult

LinkedIn? Yeah, linked in CHRIST. Let us pray.

What it feels like shitposting over on Threads

Whoever named skunks really nailed it. Great job

What's gonna happen 9 months from now when autistic children are still being born to women who have not taken Tylenol during pregnancy?

"TYLENOL?! YOU'RE TAKING TYLENOL?!"

They tried to compare C***** K*** to Jesus, yet it was Jimmy Kimmel who came back after being gone for 3 days