Had a dream that I bought a bottle of something called "Dumb Bitch Rum", and when I tasted it there was no alcohol in it. So I called the phone number that was on the bottle to complain and the guy called me a dumb bitch and hung up.

commissioned @pilotdoodles.bsky.social for a holiday treat for me and mine friend @dangermikhael.bsky.social :') look at our guys !!! #oc #wlw #sapphic #originalcharacter

Hey, artists, in case you were wondering if your work matters: I'm a scientist working on climate change and biodiversity, and I would not be who I am today without The Lorax, The Secret of NIMH, Watership Down, The Last Unicorn, and The X-Files. I know I'm not alone. Thank you for all you do.

Filosofia de muro

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We are the piss guardians, guardians of the piss.

waow it's mikhael day

Did you know that SPINE OF ETERNITY features a 60 page demo that you can download for free? It features information on all moves, classes and arcs so that you can have a very good idea of what the game is about tinyurl.com/spineofeternity

We're going to make it through this 🩷💙 Let's turn our fear and rage into community action.

Weedle Doo + Weedle Dee (2016) 🐛 Kirabby + Metang Knight (2017) 🦀🤺 #CarlArt #Pokemon #WaddleDee #Kirby #MetaKnight

My disappointment in my former employer is immeasurable. CEO greed is a cancer.

I'm losing it at my sis going "damn every version of shadow has a Maria." To us watching John Wick and I'm screaming.

chesto and I have been quoting this video for the past few days and every time I think about it it makes me laugh so hard dude

[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.

what if I was odd a dish even

do you have any idea what im capable of

5 favs+5 tags! Game: DMC5 bc i've been listening to a lot of the ost lately Anime: i won't say fma:b for once, gurren lagann or mayhaps yu yu hakusho Animal: da stoat for today Number: 7 Color: like a really deep purple, warm toned tagging: whoever wanna do it <3

Last chance to RT this for non East Coast friends

"New Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt" : New Teaser. Directed by Hiroyuki Imaishi at Studio Trigger. Coming next year. Full video >> www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gPw...

This is my defense lawyer?

hi!! i commissioned @sandpontiff.bsky.social recently for this lovely depiction of my beloved dnd paladin Millicent from the long-term Spelljammer campaign i'm in :') love how she came out!! and if you're looking to get some really cool art of your OCs, consider commissioning Cameron!! ✨

Dunno if I believe this ai bullshit

Many are excited for OFF coming to Nintendo Switch

Inhumane isn't a strong enough word for this. It's fucking reprehensible. Absolutely disgusting. Trans people are human beings with every right to live and exist. Anyone who would deny us this much is a fucking criminal.

TM09

doing experiments to my creature

Remember: they NEVER pay out. There is literally zero reason to cooperate with cops.

Almost forgot! But good morning

It's Monday. You know what that means.

Retro Miku #art #hatsunemiku

"Whats the name of the guy who turns into the Hulk?" Me three edibles deep:

following anyone for any reason is problematic. why can't you mind your own business and be happy just reading your own tweets

i love telling a bozo to get real

vampire miku 🧛‍♂️

Whooooaaaaa black Betty

planetary (go!) - #balloonsmp ACT 2 PMV STREAMER WARNING: I MADE A DMCA BOMB (sorry) lower that volume etc etc youtu.be/Bo_QOrwpCyE

staryu skating

billbil-kun: Hazelight Studios' next game Split Fiction is releasing March 6, 2025 with a reveal this month (likely at The Game Awards) https://buff.ly/49rghXh

When Animorphs ended, fans were vocal about how they didn't like the depressing ending. K.A. Applegate responded with amongst the most brutal letters I've read. It takes a generational talent to tell your fans "If you're mad at me because that's what you have to take away from Animorphs, too bad."