I mean…

Once again, shocker but NOT a Florida man.

His parents belong in prison.

I’m going to guess that this is not a Florida man.

What’s a movie that everyone thinks is great that you can’t stand? For me, it’s Practical Magic. The scene with the “midnight margaritas” was so contrived. Like they were trying way too hard to be kitsch. Nothing against the actors. They’re all great at what they do. It was poorly written.

I think we are way past intervention time Florida.

As one d… nope. Nope.NO. Fucking what?

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I’m Canadian *holds for applause* and as a Canadian I’m beyond thrilled to have a leader who can speak in full sentences, doesn’t attack other countries as diversions and doesn’t shit himself daily. Now that I say it out loud, the bar seems really low. Sorry U.S.

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This was the White House's war plan: Day #1 : Bomb Day #2: Iran becomes a white Christian nationalist country Day #3: Free gas Day 4: Kid Rock concert/UFC fight broadcast from Tehran So far, things are a bit off track

Buttigieg: "We lived through a war that was sold to us on false pretenses when I was younger. This war has not been sold on any pretense. The president just went ahead and did it."

What I always hear: “We can’t afford to pay our workers more than $15 an hour.” What I never hear: “We can’t afford to pay our CEO millions of dollars a year.” Funny how that works.

“You’re still punk rock as fuck” (whispering to myself as pull on my knee sleeves before walking the dogs at 5:30 am, because after 6am there’s too many people out.)

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Today’s Wordle can fuck off

Karoline Leavitt makes me miss Kayleigh McEnany.

You know it’s been a bitter Canadian winter when you’re excited that it’s “warmed up” to minus 12.

After having time to process, I just need to say… Jeans. He works out in his fucking jeans. And the cold plunge too??? Then he what, walks around in the wet jeans? I’m unreasonably angry about this. I know, I know - there are so many other things to be angry about, but this has kept me up nights.

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Brandi Carlile brings me joy. What a voice ♥️♥️♥️

Kid Rock is the Florida of music.

I’d rather watch a high-def, slow-mo film of my own conception than watch the Melania film.

I legit thought that @lululemonus.bsky.social was making bullet proof vests

Airlines will not show this to prevent walkouts.

Blew my knee out when I rolled over too fast in bed. Just in case you’re wondering what being in your 50s is like.

All the Dhar Mann TikTok’s are just the ZZ Top Legs video.

I feel like now is a good time for a reminder that they didn’t have gas chambers on day one.

I can’t express the anger I feel towards some American friends that voted for Trump. I know it’s silly, but by now, I kind of expected an apology, or an “omg you were right “. 1/2

Reporter: Renee Good was shot in the head and killed by an ICE Agent. Leavitt: Why was she killed? Reporter: Because an ICE agent acted recklessly and killed her unjustifiably Leavitt: You’re a left-wing hack. You’re not a reporter.

Cartoon by Adam Zyglis

It’s just a theory, but I think a bunch of adolescent boys picked these bird names.: Great Tit, Booby, Bushtit, Woodcock…

Just a reminder that in England, Trump = fart.

This is my second rodeo, and I’ll be honest; I’m still not sure what is happening.

I think I’m entirely made of bread and cheese now

Issa Rae has canceled her sold out performance at the Kennedy Center. Pulitzer Prize winner Rhiannon Giddens, Peter Wolf, Low Cut Connie, and the Gay Men’s Chorus of Washington, D.C., have also canceled. Lin-Manuel Miranda has canceled the entire Kennedy Center run of Hamilton.

Maybe instead of making sex offenders be on a registry, they should be force to drive cyber trucks?

Remember being 16 in the 80s and thinking that having a 24 year old boyfriend was cool? Yeah. He was a loser. And a criminal. And no. It was not because you were so mature.

I’m still mad that the #theNewsroom was 3 seasons. And how is Jeff Daniels such a smoke show? I am 100 years old.

Dedicated to @petergmitchell.bsky.social Between Christmas and New Year’s Day is called the taint Of the holidays. Eat a vegetable. Drink water. Go outside.

In England, a fart is called a “trump”.

I bet Clippy could kick Siri’s ass.