Fight Club, the Musical.

Ruin a movie by turning it into a musical. I'll go first: The Exorcist... The Musical

Help me out with some newspeak here: The "mother of Karoline Leavitt's nephew." Isn't that "Karoline Leavitt's sister-in-law?"

three ghosts will visit two are merely annoying one has syphilis #haiku

looks worse on radar this is only christmas snow but I'm at home now #haiku #ONstorm

These two don't look suspish at all. No siree.

Punchline from the past: With fronds like these, who needs enemas? #punchline #IYKYK

those duck billed boobies they just want to be their best and to fleece your cash #haiku #GoldDiggers

errogeoneous zones await your discovery until then they rest #haiku

it wouldn't be sad if the rebel scum dealt with a false emperor #haiku #RebelScum #MerryChristmas

#fitzwilly A dreadful xmas movie with Dick Van Dyke and Barbara Feldon. Been avoiding seeing it forever. Now I wish that time had not ended.

three years in a row christmas eve in a hotel at home tomorrow #haiku #ChristmasEve

See a fox. Post a fox.

@davidfrenchjag.bsky.social Please explain how the evangelicals can accept that Trump is a child rapist and trafficker?

Trump is a traitor and has been a Russian asset for decades.

Alt text #FTW !

Bye NO DMs! #block #NoDMs

I can live without people who say they are "just..." in their profile blurb #haiku #HowToBlueSky

I wake in the night and compose excellent verse it's gone by morning #haiku #poetry

Some of the little things that bring me joy: Standing in the summer rain. The moment of prayer when I say Amen and open my eyes. The first bite of food when Ive been hungry. Giving someone a gift they will adore. Looking at my cat and Im overcome with love. Spending time with my best friend.

Redact this MAGA!!! 🖕🏼

counting down to 8 I'll follow most people back ...no collagen lips #haiku #KeepItReal

#FirstHo #MakeFuck 😂🤣😅

audio Epstein I got sick of the silence #LockTheFuckersUp #haiku

the bane of selling "is it still available" what was your first clue? #haiku #MarketPlace

BOOM✌️

Pedophile 👇

this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.

My fave baseball team has a player in free-agent mode. He'll either sign somewhere else or with my team. Either is fine. For the love of all that's holy, please stop with the stupid rumours. That is all. #BlueJays

The lesson for today is: How To Die #BoomtownRats

Porn-bots & Incels & crypto advisors MLM pushers with sharpened incisors MAGA-fueled fans of Putin & Jinping These are a few of my blockable things Frustrated fascists with anti-trans world views Grifting DMers & Financial Gurus Drama filled fights & the grief that they bring...

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fresh white canopy coating the urban forest until green returns #haiku #Waterloo

Oh Donnie...

See? Pinch in... it's a river! #Crows #Waterloo

picture of the moon have to trick the camera and focus elsewhere #haiku #moon

Drag him.

Matcha roulade with raspberries. #NomNomNom