Oil prices are climbing Monday following the latest rise of tensions between the United States and Iran, but the moves are more modest than they were earlier in the war. U.S. stocks, meanwhile, are giving back a bit of their record-breaking rally. https://to.pbs.org/3QwP7IT

Senator Jon Ossoff neatly breaks down political corruption in America — and how Trump’s “Mar-a-Lago mafia” has exploited it. Every single Democrat should be saying this.

"All the best people..."

She’s literally married to a Nazi vampire.

The most morally corrupt DOJ in US history.

This is a batshit crazy post. We’ve also gone from: - Vance is going - no he’s not - yes he is In a period of 3 hours. Incoherent psychobabble.

Iran believes (probably accurately) that the US is using negotiation as deception and planning for another round of attacks

Translation: This deal is about to be exactly like the JCPOA, minus Obama’s signature

As Trump’s lies get more egregious (and repetitive) I have at least noticed fewer mouth-breathing bootlickers willing to defend him in my comments. And the administration is leaking about how he’s hurting negotiations and how they’re keeping him on the sidelines. I’ll call that progress.

He’s a complete moron. He still hasn’t “won” Iran. Someone give Pawpaw his meds and put him back to sleep.

it's Saturday, and it's time for "this week in stupid: April 18 edition" — Preznit Fuckwit stands his ground, Caitlyn Jenner comes around, and so much more... thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

Donny Dipshit brags (again!) that his signature is better than Joe Biden's (who even cares?), and Krazee-Eyes Kash passes out drunk in his office. it's all in today's very strong post, the likes of which few thought possible. thank you for your attention to this matter. link is here: bit.ly/4mMkjA8

who's most shitfaced in the Donnyverse? no, it's not Pete Kegstand — and it's not Jeanine Boxwine. their antics can't compete with the drunk-as-a-skunk antics that Kash Patel gets up to. thank you for your attention to my sober look at the most inebriated cabinet ever. link is here: bit.ly/4mMkjA8

here's today's post: "who’s the falling-down drunkest sewer clown of them all?" Kash, Kash, he's our man — if he can't chug it, no one can! thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

here's today's post: "a deranged Preznit Fuckwit screams at aides for hours — and ends up banned from the bunker." Loser McLoserpants is worried about losing in Iran. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

last week, Donny was so out of control that his handlers had to hustle him out of the room for fear that he would fuck up a military rescue operation, because he wouldn't stop screaming at everyone. perfectly normal stuff, and I mock the shit out of it in my latest post. link is here: bit.ly/4cSLXYK

so, Donny's ace team of parking lot negotiators were actually close to a deal with Iran, when Donny blew it all up by tweeting infantile threats. awesome job, you fucking idiot. take a victory lap. I mock all that shit in today's post. thank you for your attention to it. link is here: bit.ly/3QkGa5v

it's insane that we live in a world where the impulsive actions of one thin-skinned imbecile can fuck shit up for the entire planet. big, strong readers with tears in their eyes are saying to me, "sir! sir! thank you for your angry post about it, sir!" link is here: bit.ly/3QkGa5v

The most fundamental disconnect between MAGA and everyone else is that we believe everything Trump does is about promoting, enriching and empowering himself because he’s a greedy malignant narcissist, and they believe he actually cares about other people and is primarily motivated by that.

I’m glad that the Mad King isn’t going to commit war crimes right now, while once again it is obvious this bumbling fool has no idea what he’s doing.

I’m sure Trump has put the US in a very strong bargaining position by issuing two ultimatums with hard deadlines only to back down both times after Iran called his bluff. 4-D chess from the cult leader.

It must be Tuesday.

On the pod, @gtconway.bsky.social lays out accountability agenda if Dems win House: *Impeach Trump and top officials *Criminal referrals to DOJ *25th Amendment commission *Fix Impoundment Act *Codify DOJ independence There's much more here. It's a good discussion: newrepublic.com/article/2091...

"[Republicans] have overlooked [Trump's] mental disorders in the past— dismissed them. They've overlooked his depravity. They've overlooked the fact that he is an adjudicated sexual abuser. That he's a convicted criminal ... Because it served their purposes. It no longer serves their purposes."

Next time you’re in line at the Genius Bar ponder this sentence from DJT: “When I got the call I said, wow, it’s Tim Apple (Cook!) calling, how big is that? I was very impressed with myself to have the head of Apple calling to “kiss my ass.” 🍏

Gee, I wonder why they had to pre-record Trump’s segment of ‘America Reads the Bible’? Could it possibly be his lifelong lack of reading skills?

Trump never works, there are no ‘policy meetings’ he snorts Adderall in the morning & watches TV, does a phoner w/supplicant press and then hands out a trophy in late afternoon. It’s adult day care for a drug addict. Weekends he golfs in Palm Beach.

Trump boasted this morning ‘I would have won Vietnam very quickly’ unfortunately for U.S, he was too busy catching STD’s & discriminating against African American tenants in NYC and helping family biz cheat on paying taxes while less privileged souls fought in his place. Bummer.

Sure, his loathsome brood will continue to place trades on inside information and manipulate markets & even though we have a neutered press at home, BBC and others are catching on, so exposure risks on that start to look pretty dicey. He wants to cut and run but can’t now. FUBAR.

Trump’s met his match in Iran, they know it, he knows it. Stable genius has backed himself into a corner. He has few cards, he can’t bomb them further & send oil to $200 bucks a barrel any easier than he can force them to open Strait. He’s f*cked & the whole world see’s his hand.

Rep Crow (D-CO) on the ceasefire after Trump's threat to end Iran's civilization: "It's a good thing that the President of the United States is saying that he's not going to commit a war crime, but it's actually just stunning to me that we're even having this discussion.. I mean, what the hell?"

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What happened to the combined $63 million that Paramount, Meta, X, and ABC paid to the ‘Trump Presidential Library’ fund after surrendering? It just kinda disappeared. newrepublic.com/article/2092...

Trump blames Democrats for no Iran deal.

Trump says he’s winning the war by a lot.

Trump yesterday: Iran better sign a deal by Tuesday or I’m blowing up power plants and bridges! Trump today: I’m in no rush to make a deal. Time is on my side.

“It’s amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.” - Harry Truman As Trump proves often, the reverse of this is also true. It’s amazing how much you can fuck things up when the only thing you care about is getting the credit.

Peace Talks Day is off to a great start.

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Wow: More Corruption from the felon.