It makes me sad to think the most likely arrest for war criminals in the US is cardiac

Completely losing it at this picture of Haaland arriving back in Oslo with his souvenir from Dallas

Ranch dressing spotted at SeaTac!!!!

I don’t know howwwwww this happened, but I have a balcony, someone who wants to fvck me, and exactly zero slvtty summer dresses. Where are we shopping, Ladies? (Nothing from Scamazon. I need room for the tummy and tiny t!tties-friendly, please.)

Please help this amazing project that is actively saving the lives of vulnerable people

Flawless 😂 @ilovedogsdotcom on Insta

I will too! But I reserve the right to make up new ones

Flavor Flav shared that he’s secured “the tickets, the glam, wardrobe” for the entire US women’s hockey team to attend the 2026 ESPY’s. In an update, Paris Hilton is now covering the hotel rooms for every player. Talk about a bunch of words I never thought I’d say.

Despite all my rage I believe I just came in my cage 🎶

The Belgian players doing the Trump dance in the locker room after beating the USA is hilarious! 😂😂😂

I'm about to have a comic drawing of my dog made, which pic should I roll with? 😂

Celebrating another trip around the sun in a couple of weeks! If we haven't had a chance to enjoy each other recently, the best gift of all is deviant fun in the dungeon - with a close second being donations to my favorite animal charity: Seattlehumane.org

Are there any artists who follow me who have a love of Lovecraftian iconology? I need a symbol designed for my short screenplay. PAID project! DM if you’re interested. Thinking something like this with some modifications:

Cast yourself as the villain

Omg I finally got one of the infamous "user was blocked for" spam messages!

do i know any constitutional law experts ?

"popular with friends" and it's not any of my jokes 🥲

Y'all need to get guessing. Apparently this is what my brain is good at and I'll steal them all before you get your chance!

Short notice availability!!! Tomorrow 5-8 just opened up wide! If you’ve been aching to explore with me, you know what to do! VictoriaRage.com

Crash (1996, d. David Cronenberg)

Preferably on someone's son's bicep

Spicy take of the night: I've never heard a good "hey ya" cover and to me that speaks to how perfectly matched the production of the original was.

It's amazing that envy people who went to school with no grades yet here we are... Ass for capitalism... Not a dignity to spare

It's been an interesting day, but I have to say this is the funniest reason I've been paid 😂. I try to stay away from drama so I'm not including any names

I'm overdue for a pro photo shoot. Please recommend your favorites or yourself!

“Ahh yeah, that’s it mmm” 💕 www.lavanguardia.com/mascotas/202...

Morning Kitten

I've had such an aspiring and wonderful night. It made me think... What do I aspire to be? And my answer : a safe human for most, and hostile to some. I hope you can guess the some

Why does this sound like a TERF comedian trying to do a Mitch Hedberg style joke?

ELECTRO SLUTS!!!!!! IN NEW YORK CITY!!!!! I am giving away some electrooooo gear. One box. You have to take all of it. 🔫 Priority to queer/trans/POC/disabled SWers.

on a side note if being in a collection of queer photography intended as a record of our community’s life in Seattle to preserve our history seems appealing, I do still need events to shoot and models to shoot for it (especially ones who are willing to do NSFW/kink modeling!)

Steve is 'Working from home' today. He's trying his best.

Idk why advertising thinks "never jerk off alone again" is a selling point. Like... Do they get it?

Ah yes, meet Roger Lox. First of his name

Drunk so you know... Did p diddy do anything super weird or was he just white wealthy crime?

Hey siri, remind me to make an MSI cover band called Johnny Piss

I will not let morons on the internet rage bait me I will not let morons on the internet rage bait me I will not let morons on the internet rage bait me I will not let morons on the internet rage bait me I will not...

New York subway rule: dogs can only travel if they go "in a bag." New Yorkers took it very seriously... and became incredibly creative. 🐶

Because apparently we have to have this conversation again...

As the summer approaches make sure to keep cool! If you're in the Seattle area and need an AC I know where a few are 🆒 🪭

I need a steel baseplate engineered to hold up a 15ft 150-300lb piece.

when i french kiss a bat these days i put a dental dam on it first. for public health

My toxic trait : not understanding findom

Definitely read the entire statement. "ANDV can be transmitted between individuals under specific close-contact conditions... may include household exposure, intimate contact, caregiving without suitable PPE, and prolonged exposure in poorly ventilated or crowded settings."

Me and who?