Pleased to announce that I will be doing evil things to balls this evening.

Manifesting a cow transformation scene

As a natural tease, I enjoy a front zipper.

Knew the knicks won from the fireworks going off outside lol

Red suits me.

It's fun to make people hump things.

Getting off to thoughts of the masculinity crisis. It's so beautiful when a man is experiencing a mild and abstract torment

Tipsy in the bathtub, turned on SP 🐆

I look good in tight stretchy things

My most woo woo belief is that bread thrives on sexual energy and comes out better the weirder you get while it’s rising

overproofed my focaccia because I was distracted having sex and it's literally better

I wish the castration fetishists didn't have SUCH a tendency towards being delusional wankers because I really do love a good castration role play

A fun drinking game for people who want to die is to watch Taskmaster and do a shot every time they show obvious fetish content

It’s a beautiful day to get your nuts destroyed.

Hitachi died. Email me to buy it and sniff it, or to purchase a replacement.

Send me your Paramount+ login so I can watch Star Trek. 🖖🏻

I enjoy your suffering and you enjoy suffering for me. Let's discuss: linktr.ee/msmayamidnight

I'm overdue for a pro photo shoot. Please recommend your favorites or yourself!

Men with foot fetishes>>>>>>

It’s weird when my selfies make the explore page and break containment. I get responses from people who think I’m a generic hot girl instead of a severe cock and ball torturer who happens to be hot.

What do you guys think I did last night?

Can we normalize goblin mode?

I will always appreciate Eric Kripke for having immaculate taste in men and putting them in the most homoerotic situations

Currently reading. I’m not into video games but this is reasonably fun. 💙📚

It's actually really easy to serve me. Click the link, follow the instructions, mind your manners, and pay. Lucky you!

It's genuinely charming how often you guys pay me to chat about Star Trek and horror novels.

I used to be such a hater about athleisure but at some point I realized that I look great in tight stretchy things and I love being comfortable

I literally can’t remember the last time I got a tickle torture inquiry. Did it go out of style? I must say, I’ve been finding the idea increasingly intriguing. Manifesting a really tight mummification/foot tickling session in my future. 💦

I love it when men spend lots and lots of money on me and I will never apologize for that.

my tits are so perfect that people regularly assume they are fake 😭 we all have our crosses to bear

It’s fun to tease you with what you can never have.

It’s actually very impressive to take kicks to the balls but I guess I can humiliate you for it if you ask nicely

I was by a pool today

I am enjoying a lovely weekend away. You guys may get your first bikini pic of the season soon.

Nothing like meeting a man on the street and having him hand me $500 to just kick him in the balls a few times before swanning off into the night

If this looks like fun you should hit me up my platforms tonight. linktr.ee/msmayamidnight

POV: I stuck a bunch of needles in you and then you took me out to dinner

lol just realized I've been posting a lot of weird fetishy food content in the last few days, which is not my usual type of weird fetishy content!

One of my favorite days to be a childfree degenerate ❤️

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Every mother should be a willing mother, and every child should be a wanted child. Happy Mothers’ Day. Donate to an abortion fund. abortionfunds.org/donate/

One time I recreated piss Christ in a session and then made the sub drink it

I plan to spend all day tomorrow being an incest role play pervert so if you want to call me Mommy, tonight's your chance. All my lines are on and I'm lounging around my apartment in my underwear. linktr.ee/msmayamidnight

I love wandering into a gallery at random and finding Piss Christ

Meat

I’m online. Come serve. linktr.ee/msmayamidnight

I like kicking balls and you like making me happy.

I mostly stopped consuming cop-centric fiction back in 2020 and nearly every time I make an exception I find that i have become too attuned to copaganda to enjoy myself. I love a serial killer plot and miss reading/watching them so this is in some ways very irritating.

Imagine kissing my boots in public.

I know my job is safe from the AI takeover because there’s no way ChatGPT can piss on your bitch face