This is what happens before I start talking to you about synthesizers for hours with painstaking detail on why the Yamaha CS-80 is the greatest synth of all time.

THIS is why Democratic leaders must be replaced sooner rather than later. 9:42 AM: Amy Klobuchar posts a photo with Lindsey Graham bragging about her "bipartisan meeting" and how they "stand with Ukraine" 1:40 PM: Lindsey Graham is on Fox News "trashing Zelenskyy and praising Trump and Vance"

Out for 2025: bragging about inbox zero. In for 2025: letting junk mail build up until you reach Inbox 666

I've written about how the commentariat historically abandons their calls for unity and bipartisanship as soon as Republicans are in power, which is why you won't see the pundit class defending the bishop who urged Trump to rule with unity and benevolence towards all newrepublic.com/post/190519/...

Do not Do not Do NOT Announce or even hint on your social media that you’re doing illegal or potentially illegal things. Even if for excellent reasons. You will be a target and make the people you aid targets.

AND WEAR A GODDAMN MASK

bad day to have eyes braincells and morals lads

Forgot to make cold brew before bed last night (yes I'm a cold brew all year person), so I'm drinking black tea and it's like feeding a tic tac to a whale given my caffeine tolerance.

Temu Tony. I’M DYING 😂

The more I think about it, the more fucked up it is that the anti-trans tidal wave during the election began entirely as the result of a poorly-reported CNN segment by @kfile.bsky.social. www.readtpa.com/p/cnns-misha...

Here's a fun thing that just happened. I tried to share the link to the article this quote comes from in a Facebook comment, and Facebook zapped it as "misleading spam" IMMEDIATELY. That is bad, actually.

And this is why I deleted all Meta apps because FUCK. THIS. BULLSHIT.

Zuckerberg isn’t kissing Trump or Musk’s ring. He’s not preemptively capitulating He never wanted to moderate his platforms. They were all programmed to accelerate conspiracy theories and radicalization for profit Understand there are those who will cooperate out of fear and those who are relieved

More like 8 lazy nights AMIRITE

Watching young leftists argue about the sanctity of punk rock ideals when Malcolm McLaren basically created the Sex Pistols to sell clothes is pretty fucking hilarious.

reading normal-tone politics coverage in 2023 as the gop gets more and more overtly autocratic makes me insane... horse race coverage but one horse is actually a demonic boar whose sharp hooves are covered with the blood of the innocent

Sometimes when I need a mindless laugh, I imagine Christopher Walken and Arnold Schwarzenegger both trying to enunciate “J. Edgar Hoover.”

The continuing existence of Orange Julius is very confusing

My kingdom for an oral history of the Buffalo Stance video that explains exactly what was the deal with the backup dancers, and what they’re up to today

It's less "I have to go into the office once a month" and more "I attend a bunch of meetings and don't get stuff done, and oh yeah, I have to poop without my bidet."

What an extraordinarily stupid day.

There’s only one way to watch Wet Hot American Summer, and that’s with the extra fart track.

A custom replica of the somewhat-obscure Sesame Street Muppet Prairie Dawn, made for me by a friend because I have repeatedly insisted that Prairie Dawn is the mascot of my transition.

In San Diego for 9 days. Yes, my 1st food stop is predictably In-N-Out.

When Michael J Fox dies, I hope at least one obit says something like, “But he had his critics, even at the height of his fame — Mojo Nixon once claimed that Fox had ‘no Elvis in him.’”

LOST IN TRANSLATION (2003)

We're walking into a GOP primary full of candidates eager to prove they're more transphobic than the next and neither CNN or MSNBC or NYT or WaPo or Politico or NPR or CBS or ABC have a regular trans contributor. That erasure renders these outlets complicit in the effort to dehumanize us.

Timehop just reminded me that my favorite picture was taken 6 years ago today.

enroll your child in ska immersion school today

I completely forget who I should follow here after ignoring Twitter for the last 6 months 🤷🏻‍♂️

Yay, another social media account!! What could possibly go wrong?