Everybody's bagging on this, but it's actually pretty funny that WotC is fully committed to making the D&D experience as shitty as humanly possible. If D&D die-hards were my customer base, I can't say I wouldn't be looking for ways to do the same

please sign this thank you

I can breast boobily down the stairs now. I'm not going to, but I could if I wanted to

People are just insane now of days

FELIZ ANIVERSÁRIO VAGINA BONES

Just saw the most Reddit reddit post where a guy is posting screencaps from his cruising app asking "Is this a good first dick to suck?" like first off it depends entirely on your build

Yeah I'd be extremely normal if a girl said this to me.

I still see people rec Brigador who I'm pretty sure would recoil if they learned that one of the devs is a massive, massive chud shithead, which is a testament to how effectively they managed to smother that whole reveal

Who's hungry for a new episode of Bonus Stage Remastered? This one's pretty much new in every sense of the word, and there's a fun surprise in it (especially for the person whose characters I used without permission, but I wanted it to be a surprise for them too!) www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9v-...

After more than a year of effort, it's finally here- my DMC series retrospective and Netflix DMC video essay! Please enjoy!!

Happy Mother’s Day 🩷💐

move over hemingway, we found a sadder and shorter story

my dream is to one day fill a meter

Whoops forgot to Capitalize a "Tuesday"

My opinions on Star Fox boil down entirely to 1). quit trying to make me play levels on the ground, and 2). maybe quit remaking Star Fox 64, and beyond that I don't really care, but this character redesign objectively whips ass

Friends at the Table's Perpetua (2026) Flegg merch available now. friendsatthetable.shop

episode 3 of THE HISTORY OF CHARGING THE MOUND is now up on youtube and free to watch. it's about bruce kison, who got injured constantly but would not stop throwing at guys and getting charged a record number of times because he feared nothing

IS HE FUCKABLE TO YOU GUYS OR NOT WE'RE GETTING MIXED SIGNALS AS THE NIGHT GOES ON.

I'M PRESSING Z OR R TWICE TO MOVE DIFFERENT FULLY GONE OFF THAT LYLAT SYSTEM LOUD ANDROSS GOTTA WAIT, THAT GAY TOAD'S GOT ME ROUTING THIS SPEEDRUN THROUGH SECTOR XXX I'M ENTERING ALL RANGE ATTACK MODE, YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT

Area 6 pussy got my G diffuser acting different

And on the pedestal these words appear: ‘My name is Lowtax, mod of mods!' Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!’

Chrome is reaching into users' machines and writing a 4 GB on-device AI model file to disk without asking. It is the weights for Gemini Nano, Google's on-device LLM. Chrome did not ask. Chrome does not surface it. If the user deletes it, Chrome re-downloads it. www.thatprivacyguy.com/blog/chrome-...

(old) Drip-py.

Wile E. Coyote breaking his penis on a glory hole that's only painted on the wall

See? It's actually really easy to make a coherent and insightful criticism of Hasan when you actually address the things he's saying instead of "I saw Goody Proctor dancing with the devil!" type shit

sorry everyone but "looks like a PS1 game" is now banned vocabulary until further notice

SHAFT

i did not endure years of the unfunniest people parroting charlie the unicorn for people to now be saying this

the dems still refusing to release the 2024 autopsy - and ken martin getting waaaay more hostile every time it gets brought up - really reminding me now of when that department of education memo about 'can the prez cancel student debt' got FOIAd and they redacted the entire thing lmao

kinda forgot this game is really smart

YouTube had this as a top recommendation and I needed this to wake up this morning. Thank the fates for @skatunenetwork.bsky.social youtu.be/ewYUoY0Ih7g?...

ken jennings my dms are open

i just had a galaxy-brained idea: playing a game of Microscope where you make a timeline of patches, expansions, and fandom drama for an MMORPG

today was really bad I barely did anything I wanted to do and I'm not looking forward to tomorrow but we will see how it's like. i kinda like this tho maybe ill render it and stuff #whispangle #whisperthewolf #tanglethelemur #kitsunamithefennec #IDWsonic

A comic about a stress dream about friendship.

business jeff rosenstock be like. staring out the window at your old department

Fell asleep on girl boob, dangerous

*checks inventory*

The typical outcome for losing a fight in D&D is "everyone dies and has to start over, interrupting whatever narrative we've been playing through until now and forcing the GM to scramble a response" so I'd say a large amount of D&D ever since people started caring about characters is about winning

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Breaking: Here's a first look at the Tails' Tornado-1 Lego set, showcasing the Tornado-1's Battle Mode transformation features and included Egg Chaser badnik. The set includes 310 pieces, and is slated for a summer 2026 release. #SonicNews

“Me bear is lonely” has a bigger global reach than Tucker Carlson