people ask how i keep such a level head while still being a titan of modern comedy, and my response is always to repeat some advice from my hero george carlin: "it's okay to be really tiny and live inside the walls of shining time station. the kids will listen to all your stories about the trains"

If hopelessness has made a home in your heart, it cannot be dislodged easily or all at once. Chip away at it with small victories, moments of hope and defiance. It is not easy and it will take time and effort, but strive to make it an uncomfortable home, a place where despair is no longer welcome.

incredible upgrade tbh

Sunbeam xkcd.com/3253/

yeah we call those 'deer'

this feels like the apotheosis of irresponsible plant tags

Every year for Pride, I repost Hue. I made him to send love and comfort to those who feel Pride isn’t for them because they aren’t out. You matter, you are valid, and it’s ok if you aren’t ready yet. Coming out is not a requirement for being part of this community. Happy Pride 🌈

This Pride Month, we’re celebrating the beauty of diversity above and below the surface. Environmental advocacy and the LGBTQ+ rights movement share a common purpose: protecting vulnerable communities, caring for the spaces we all call home, and creating a world where we all can flourish.

Pride was born as a riot, and has always been an act of defiance. During my life, I survived an internment camp. I came out at 68. I've watched rights get won and now watch them being rolled back. Yet I'm still here, still proud, and still holding Brad's hand.

chairwyrm

ever since i was a little boy i wanted to be an extended universe

When Will You Die

and it'll be too dark to read

Some of you on here

okay I know this is really begging for commentary re: masculinity & ancient Greece, but can we just take a moment to appreciate that he also appears to think that Greek statues are naturally occurring

Chi-Young Lee, 26, usually knows to tune out the raging, emotionally volatile voice in her head that surfaces during her luteal phase, but this time around she has had to admit that at least some of this shit might be true.

didn't call David Tennant for advice on that, huh

"Since 1988, we’ve been waiting for the future to arrive at Little League concession stands and any place that smells like popcorn and feet. But now that the future is here, we regret to announce that we are extremely disappointed."

Lovecraft: cthulu is really the peak of masculinity if you think about it Barker: oh yeah? how do you figure that? Barker: how do you define peak manliness howard Lovecraft: oh well that's obvious Lovecraft: peak male performance is a reedy academic given to fainting

rosenbaum, who lives in a cave and uses AI 10,000 times a day,

An autistic billionaire’s neurotype is not the reason he’s an absolute piece of shit, it has been revealed.

okay this is really misleading. mountain & swamp witches are not less powerful, they just aren't gonna specialize in beachwork. if you want a mountain or swamp body, you should go to them instead. also you absolutely cannot use whatever you have on hand.

yeah the Narcissistic Sociopath counts as an Elite-rank enemy so you get a x5 bonus on your criminal conspiracy charges for that

You can show me all the charts you want saying the economy is fine but if Serpentor is selling his throne because it won't fit into his new studio apartment, shit is not fine

MY discourse is relevant, kicky and fun YOUR discourse sort of makes a good point, I guess, maybe THEIR discourse has already been covered so many times here, geez, just let it go, dudes

--sherlock holmes --the great gatsby --jules verne: cyborg --the time machinist what is HAPPENING

our journey together has come to an end. fare thee well *quest icon immediately reappears over head*

A tabletop role-playing game lovingly hosted by a nerd you met on the Internet is reportedly more accommodating of your needs than any Disability Confident employer you’ve ever had.

'He's tiny! It's blue!': Scientists find new deep-sea octopus

"You have fought your duel. That is good. Never fight another. That is better."

INFINISINK

if you cowardly try to sacrifice your friend, NPS will simply send a second bear

Dr. Lloyd Didcot, 57, was about to tell Ben Espenson, 32, that the only treatment for his ear infection would be for him to lose two stone, when he saw in Espenson’s notes that he had recently been diagnosed as autistic.

well this is a fascinating new interpretation of the word 'werewolf'

Picard dating tip: If reality gets altered, leaving you alone with your crush, it doesn't necessarily mean it's time to make your move.

22 May 2026

F162.1.2.5 Island in otherworld garden inhabited half by dead and half by living.

just wedge a 2x4 in there, keep it in place while we figure shit out