let's go let's go let's go

we would never have gotten so far into this mess if these fuckers had to deal with Montezuma in the early game

I’m at ICE HQ

is that...is that 5? because good god, how do you manage to fuck up drawing Peter Davison that badly just from the back

“A house divided against itself sounds expensive to rebuild.” — Abraham Lincoln, 1858 buff.ly/3sCiPBH

Three-tiered hoopskirts required for entry

While the Great Man theory theory of history is bunk, the That Fucking Guy theory of history is compelling.

Next weekend on the River Side Mainstage: The Blue Öyster Cult Cult. This is either a Blue Öyster Cult tribute band or we've actually booked Blue Öyster Cult and the name on our line-up is a misprint. Either way, tickets are $40.

We live in capitalism. Its power seems inescapable. So did the divine right of kings. Any human power can be resisted and changed by human beings. Resistance and change often begin in art, and very often in our art, the art of words.

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yeah my ADHD testing was 4 hours long and they literally made me do quick-time events for it

"She already speaks more languages than I do, and I'm almost certain she's been mocking me in Mandarin." www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/i-i...

Across the Coyote Continent, Affirmation Coyote's M-F work-week friends are facing the end of Sunday and the beginning of the grind. They hope you make the best of the rest of the evening, and know you have a invincible summer within you to get you through the week.

Portland pothole artists are seriously my favorite people. If you know one or are one and would be willing to talk about your craft, please DM

They do this, I imagine, for the same reason the OP wants to imagine this as a product of illiteracy rather than people having different, often self-centered, often emotionally motivated, but cognitively capable worldviews: it is more comforting to assume they're just stupid.

the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes

For people who are concerned about having their devices seized at US airports starting Monday when ICE "assists" the TSA, EFF has this guide: www.eff.org/deeplinks/20...

Someday... (Repost with monster alt text)

Painted on a wee scrap matboard.

while ship's cats were primarily kept for pest control, they were likely also useful for their sensitivity to barometric pressure, which makes them react to oncoming storms. modern meteorological tools have long since surpassed this, of course, meaning today's cats need to KNOCK IT THE FUCK OFF

[San Diego, USA] FUCK ICE

FINALLY you can play it in the car at night

just figured all of these out

Jesus, they weren’t bloody joking.

if this is the most cancellable thing you can find on someone's tumblr account from when they were 14 they're a fucking saint

Immigrants are not renegade time lords. tardis.fandom.com/wiki/Madrigor

Sabeen Bhatt, 30, has mentally computed the answer to a previously unsolved physics problem, but, after 40 minutes of being stuck sitting on the edge of her bathtub in just a towel, has been unable to do anything about it.

Chris's best efforts to make sense of the current kākāpo population numbers from this breeding season show that even with a conservative estimate of how many chicks will survive to fledging, it's almost guaranteed we'll reach 300 known living kākāpo this year and I am so fucking happy

love to have a president who is staggeringly racist and also just completely unstuck in time

People keep saying “oh so you want OPEN BORDERS” as some kind of gotcha and like. Yeah. When I was a kid you could just drive into Canada. On accident, even. It was great, and I think we should do that instead of kidnapping children. Normalize being normal instead of being kidnapping weirdos

Cash-22 | noun A situation in which a startup founder must do unspeakable things to secure necessary funding. Usage: “Our CEO was in a Cash-22 at the Peter Thiel pitch event, and now he’s a mere shell of a man.”

Discworld QOTD, from Wyrd Sisters “‘Don’t you want to die nobly for a just cause?’ ‘I’d much rather live quietly for one.’”

It’s not a plot hole that Elmo has been 3 years old for 50 years. He was bitten by The Count, willingly. Elmo asked for the Dark Gift

"How long have I been in this place? I cannot say. In the darkness, time has lost meaning. The only days I remember are 'Days of Heaven' (Terrence Malick, 1978), the only nights, 'Nights of Cabiria' (Fellini, 1957)."

#TransRights

Nation Demands More Jobs Where You Steer Ship With Big Wooden Wheel https://theonion.com/nation-demands-more-jobs-where-you-steer-ship-with-big-1851177876/

"It's just a bad period." A personal piece about Endometriosis.

NO BORDERS, NO NATIONS

ok we’re sorry

It costs 0$ to Repost a Black disabled queer small business! It could lead to my next sale. I sell pins, compression gloves, artist gloves, back braces, knee braces, wrist braces, compression socks, cute bags & more! Store: Bibipins.com

We report: every year, we look at March closely with the hope of understanding what it is. It never makes sense the way we want it to; it is never another month of winter, nor is it ever really the first month of spring. We have to be here each day, and try to make it ours.

Abolish ICE? Booker says abolish and prosecute. McGrath criticizes ICE in Minneapolis, says it "needs to be reigned in" and "reformed."

There's been a lot of agreement so far, until Charles Booker says he won't accept AIPAC money and challenges others to say the same. Romans says he'd gladly accept AIPAC money. McGrath said she agrees with Romans, and then seemed to say she wouldn't? Stevenson says she wouldn't.

DLSS 5 🔥 Birgit has never been cuter 🤩