Please stop hiring senior citizens to work in customer service. They’re way too chatty and I’m just trying to find my package bruh 😭

Me every time I have to use it like I don’t have 4 algebra classes under my belt

I had to use y=mx+b yesterday for the first time since 7th grade and boyyyy did I have to reach into the MEMORY BANK to figure out the numbers I needed 😭💀

All my Black friends got SZA and Leon Thomas in their top 5 Spotify wrapped, but my top artist is a Puerto Rican, then Beyonce, and 3 white women 😭😭😭😭😭

Renee Rapp??? Coco Jones? Aight man

And she’s been out 17 years lmaooooooo

I hate when celebrities entire pages are just humanitarian work. I’m trying to see selfies and you’re posting about saving the turtles don’t piss me awf

Being the fun cousin bc my cousins are young and impressionable and it’s a secret plot to get them to move to Chicago with me 😌😌😌😌😌😌

The federal government seems to have contradicted their own policy by sending prisoners taken off of death row by then-President Biden to a supermax facility in Colorado known for its harsh conditions, without first considering other high security prisons.

Trump worked hard to conceal the back of his right hand today but Chip Somodevilla of Getty got a shot of it

Every time I listen to that lover girl song by Meg, the only thing I can think is, “this song CANNOT be about Klay Thompson” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

2 years in a row leggooooo

why Fab finally married Emily after he bashed her face in.

Cory Booker Delivers Historic 25-Hour Wedding Vows

“I hate Disney adults” -an adult chasing down Stanleys and labubus and paying 4x the market price for a cup and doll on eBay

Wale is a nigga who act regular then tell you he has commitment issues after he fuck you. Y’all let him cook cause he got a poem and a nasty updo.

As a bookworm, I don’t mind changing some stuff here and there when you make it into a movie, but just revamping the entire plot??? (I’ll only condone this for Wicked bc idk WHERE that book was going)

My cat sleeps like he’s a productive member of society

I have told my cat 11 times to sit down. I’m so tired of him

I love having a teacher for a mom because I buy like one book a year. Anything I want to read she already owns. We swap books all the time.

I think everyone should experience Christmas in Chicago at least twice in their life. It’s just SO magical at Christmas time

I wish people under 55 could live in a retirement community. I want $500 rent and quiet neighbors who will leave me alone.

A Series of Unfortunate Events is such a wild series. The Baudelaire kids didn’t have any cousins, grandparents, one aunt they never knew, one uncle they never knew, and their parents left them to a “cousin” they never met that wanted them dead 😭😭😭😭

My mom’s white friend gave me Philly cheesesteak CASSEROLE and it is one of the worst things I’ve consumed

Nice that they're keeping up the Wizard of Oz tradition of destroying their female leads.

I remember when I first got my cat and he hid from me for weeks, wasn’t eating, and was very scared. The way he follows me everywhere now and meows outside the bathroom door, you’d never know

hi I'm at a free public library and it's great

Release the Wicked files

Wanting to be so skinny you can see your bones through your skin is very interesting to me. I feel like you give stereotypical African orphan and I want to send you $2/day.

Idk but I’m doing my best by having a fat ass 😭🙏🏽

idk but I don’t want it!

I watched it and CACKLED

I just watched a TT of an ER doctor sending an annual holiday reminder to folks who like to play with the butt….telling them it is an area that should remain undecorated…from holiday decor.

Straight men are the unsung proponents of disordered eating RIGHT BEHIND white women. Protein pushing. “Bulking up.” Diets that are 99.9% meat and nothing else. Not to mention leaning on purging disorder (excessive exercising). Oh, I have been WAITING to talk about it.

Not a single coworker knew that I was supposed to be Glinda 😭💔

What to do in Chicago: Paul McCartney, Magnificent Mile Lights Festival and more to open the holidays

the way chadwick would've been SHOWING OUT for ryan and MBJ during this FYC campaign for SINNERS... *rolls around wailing on the ground*

A Salvadoran who I have never spoken Spanish to EVER asked me if I was Dominican today. “You talk like you’re Dominican.” This is now my 716269th time being confused for Caribbean/Afro-Latina

I am my dad’s biggest op. If my dad has not one op, I have been cremated, scattered in the ocean, and eaten by fish. It’s FOREVER up and stuck with him 😌😭

"You not even on MSNBC" is fucking cold 💀💀💀

She got a strong jawline too lol

Dallas defense after giving up 7000 points a season.

2024 Chicago White Sox

Morning to all the fine ass black women only

9 years ago today, Little Mix released ‘Glory Days.’

Memoirs of a Geisha is only 2 hours long and I’ve been trying to finish the movie since 5 PM 😭 I’m calling it a night and we’ll try again tomorrow

I want a charcuterie board and some wine

Jan? We got two weeks. Deadline was last Friday.