This Prime holiday movie is supposed to be “feel good” but I’m dying at how unhinged it is…the family is just so unlikable especially the mom. 😭😭

The spinning lady is has me on the floor

Just saw my female dog used her feminine wiles on my male dog and they way he folded had me in tears 😭

Yall think Bubba put the tip in the neckussy?

The bookish kid smut reading pipeline isn’t discussed enough because the things I was reading lawd fadda 🤭

Avocado

And the way Captain Planet raised me I just can’t override the programming if I wanted to

ICE is in Far Rockaway now . There doing a sweep

I distinctly remember that Jennifer Aniston ass was considered “great” and I was always confused because what ass???

Jimmy Jr. right

That boy good!!!!!

Bring back mall tours!!!!! They don’t know how to capture an audience and can’t perform live.

Yebba. Girl. Idk where you at but come back

Boy shit boy shit guns guns drugs drugs boy shit boy shit

They seen all the Single Black Women pet owners content and want that soft life too, cats and dogs can move over

Keep your ass over there 👉🏾 You gonna learn with me I will leave you to fend for yourself if you on some “we sick” bullshit

Ain’t no men spread the word as the trail of hastily discarded clothing creates a path to the lake

I was like he bout to redeem himself for trying to take out Frodo on some Gondor need the ring bs for this mfs to still end up dead now these two babies orphans in the capital…I was stressed

Sharing TMI about your kids with randos on the internet <<<<<

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I don't think I've ever talked on Bluesky about why I hate the Foo Fighters and Dave Grohl. Don't read any further unless you're prepared for uncomfortable truths about the "Nicest Guy in Rock", and his very substantial body count & subsequent cover-up.

Party full of fucking freaks and pedophiles.

There being more than 100 people on line is funny to me. Why still wait knowing you not even going to get a bag to begin with, the ad clearly says that.

Q4 and Q1

Your education cannot be social media. If you're not reading, you're not learning. Podcasts can be educational when they have scholars, authors, etc who actually have expertise on a topic. Reading is essential. When Kendrick said "turn the TV off" it was more than a metaphor.

Mac and cheese, yams and collards the Destiny Child of thanksgiving if we being honest

Tell them that it’s not good

Bruh you don’t even get your Adult face/body till your mid to late twenties, they look like the kids that they are niggas is nasty liars

As someone who works in housing I agree!

And then he said that his wife’s brother BEGGED their parents to let him come for Thanksgiving. And in a Thanksgiving Miracle, his wife’s parents relented & allowed to come to Thanksgiving Dinner…and eat on the porch. And from that day till our last day, we will tell this tale every November…

Most unrealistic thing was that detective doing his job so well, cops ain’t that bright #allherfault

Missing the plot of their whole fandom

If he don’t get behind a typewriter and stop pissing me off

I love how they proving them respectability folks wrong in 8K Ultra HD

You got to have some whimsy, like some anime, animation, musicals, holiday movies, campy shit. Expansive music tastes, that also includes like a crappy song or two (7/11 isn’t the best but it’s fun) it’s so dull when they only listen to one or two genres. Mfs be too serious lighten up shit!!!

I’m sooo ticked by this like it’s giving showdown at the town square 🤭

But if the Monstars are up 50pts

A man will hate you to the core and do everything but leave

One of my favorite things in the tubes is Black folks covering CREEP. Princes cover is my favorite. sorry Radiohead. It's their song now.

These streaming platforms need to get on one accord with their volume…prime video be loud asl

I no longer engage in sex for a man’s pleasure, it’s solely for my own. I’m not married and my pick-me man pleasing days are long behind me. His orgasm is a given, mine isn’t.

Fullmetal Alchemist

My eyes was too bad to read the signs, they ran out by the time I got there.

Betting this DEFINITELY won’t be shared. #blacksky

They afraid to admit they Whimsical

My ADHD couldn’t handle living in no mansion I put something on the stove and went on 3 side quests before I remembered to check it. I wouldn’t survive a day having wings to explore.

Morning… Children are getting ready for school, someone is rushing to work, someone is finishing their coffee. And suddenly a Russian missile ends someone’s morning forever. Today — the city of Ternopil. Another civilian home. I will write: world, do not stay silent! But will the world hear us?

Sis said let her work remote she don’t want to be in the office